So, yeah, a new guy comes in.
And proceeds to stir up shit.
I kick him once for ignoring a stop order on an argument past its prime.
Then this:
[20:39:47] <thisoneguy> I'm trying to find some lesbians to play a game of straight chicken with.
[20:39:57] <Lamhfhada> Does Koh have an original face?
[20:40:04] <thisoneguy> The catch is I'm actually straight, so I wont lose :D
[20:40:09] <Gargus> That's a good question.
[20:40:10] <Soulless> What us straight chicken
[20:40:22] <thisoneguy> It's like gay chicken, but, you play it with gay people
[20:40:35] <Gargus> I see the tables have been turned
[20:40:37] <Tuomey> thisoneguy: I'm pretty sure that falls under the category of "YOU'RE A DICK"
[20:40:42] <Gargus> Because I do not know what gay chicken is
[20:40:43] <Vince|Drafting> I wanted to see Jeong Jeong get more screentime
[20:40:50] <Soulless> I'm.a shut in and don't know shit about human interaction
[20:40:56] <Vince|Drafting> He was great
[20:41:00] <Soulless> You are going.to have to explain further
[20:41:07] <Gargus> The best Avatar character ever
[20:41:10] <Gargus> Was King Bumi
[20:41:12] <Silber> thisoneguy, have you tried being honest and just begging strangers for human contact?
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[20:41:21] * ShangXiao has kicked thisoneguy from #site19 (ShangXiao)
Debating if we really want to keep him.
Considering the only relevant thing he had to add in terms of the foundation that I've seen was just a suggestion to cross test one thing to another thing and putting into 914, I don't feel it would be loss if he never came back.
Living the dream, or dreaming the life?
Considering how 19 gave him a metric fuckton of bullshit over nothing of consequence (frankly, I would have been sorely tempted to ignore the stop order too), I feel like a second chance would be at least appropriate. I'm not in the habit of wanting people out for good just for not having had any good ideas by the time they get in trouble.
I'd personally say 24 hour ban, then keep an eye on him.
if your reading this your gay
This dude can suck my balls.
Didn't realize he'd gotten it in April, too.
Military Consultant, SCP Wiki
Was ban evading, echo re-banned
thisoneguy What's wrong the Great Gaffsey?
16:34 Gaffsey no one has ever called 682 steve, that I've seen
16:35 ProcyonLotor he does
16:35 Gaffsey also, there's a log, iirc specifically about that
16:35 Smapti Hmm.
16:35 Smapti I think I might have it.
16:35 Gaffsey do tell
16:35 Smapti I'll need to develop it in my head at work tonight.
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16:36 Killane http://littledudesays.tumblr.com/
16:36 thisoneguy I like that the author of that SCP (the I can do what you can do better) made sure to add they don't like other SCP's, to eliminate the easy ask it about other SCP's bit
16:37 Roget that made
16:37 Roget no sense
16:37 Vivax That sentence does not parse.
16:37 Vivax Please revise and resubmit.
16:38 thisoneguy Ok
16:38 --- ChuggyPig is away (Auto away)
16:38 thisoneguy For SCP 56, one sentence notes the SCP doesn't like other SCP's
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16:39 ihpkmn Gooooooooooooooooooooood Morning Site 19!
16:39 ihpkmn Or afternoon.
16:39 ihpkmn Or evening.
16:39 thisoneguy It also indicated that SCP knew more about whatever the person/people it was talking to knew about
16:39 ProcyonLotor good afternoon, ihpkmn
16:39 Vivax Hello ihpkmn.
16:39 thisoneguy This means that people can't just say "Talk to 56, learn about other SCP's"
16:39 ihpkmn glomps both Vivax and Coony.
16:39 Roget ihpkmn
16:39 Roget hello
16:39 Sentinel Hello ihpkmn
16:39 thisoneguy Does that clear things up Roget/Vivax?
16:39 Vivax is glomped with Coony by ihpkmn.
16:39 ihpkmn So many pings.
16:40 ihpkmn So much ping!
16:40 ihpkmn ahs.
16:40 Roget thisoneguy not really
16:40 Smapti I'll be going to bed soon, but tonight at work I'm going to brainstorm a rewrite on 032.
16:40 Vivax Um…
16:40 Vivax No.
16:40 Smapti I think I have an idea, I'll see if I can figure out how to fleshify it.
16:40 Vivax !SCP-056
16:40 Nala Vivax: A Beautiful Person (rating: +32, 18 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-056
16:40 ihpkmn Smapti: I had a bit of an idea 'bout 032 as well.
16:40 ProcyonLotor you know you love the pings ihpkmn
16:40 Gaffsey fleshify sounds like a scp in and of itself
16:40 FlameShirt Smapti: Is it a fairie lifeboat?
16:40 thisoneguy What is still unclear?
16:40 Vivax Nothing.
16:41 thisoneguy Then why is it not cleared up?
16:41 Vivax SCP-056 doesn't instantly know anything about other SCPs.
16:41 Vivax It just dislikes the competition.
16:41 ProcyonLotor (he's trying to get you to stop talking)
16:41 thisoneguy But it instantly knows about any subject, right?
16:41 thisoneguy If I'm understanding the SCP correctly
16:41 Smapti IDEA: The organism is the last living specimen of an otherwise extinct species with a two-stage life-cycle and capable of parthogenesis. The flower blossoms and releases the fairy before dying, then the fairy eventually dies and a new flower grows from where it fell.
16:41 Vivax It learns about things that it has been exposed to.
16:41 Gaffsey where does it say that?
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16:42 ihpkmn Smapti: I was going to go with something else entirely, involving the Seelie and Unseelie mythology.
16:42 Vivax Gaffsey: It's implied that it learns about the desires of things it's exposed to.
16:42 thisoneguy By saying it can 'one up' anyone on whatever it talks to
16:42 thisoneguy Yeah
16:42 ProcyonLotor brb
16:42 Vivax Basically the only way for it to be better than everybody is for it to know how to one-up anybody.
16:42 thisoneguy Right
16:43 Vivax The thing is that 056 is limited to what it is adjacent to.
16:43 ihpkmn The seelie court said that beauty the greatest quality of all, so the prison would be filled with ugly fairies, mostly. Also, they called for Death before Dishonor, so being imprisoned is a fate worse than death for them.
16:43 Vivax L.I.M.I.T.E.D
16:43 Sentinel woah
16:43 Echo Who pinged me
16:43 Smapti Ihpkmn, I haven't decided about the psychology of the fairy. There'd probably be something like that in mine as well, although elves/fairies occupy a different space in my headcanon.
16:43 thisoneguy Uh
16:43 Echo …
16:43 ihpkmn hmm.
16:43 TheGreekOwl Eh…
16:43 Sentinel Hmm
16:43 thisoneguy Why did you put 'limited' like that?
16:43 Smapti It probably wouldn't look like a fairy in a typical sense. Probably some sort of chimera vaguely resembling a cricket with a human-ish face.
16:44 Vivax So you would understand.
16:44 ihpkmn don't we already have a plant that makes fairies, though?
16:44 ihpkmn .s kudzu
16:44 Nala ihpkmn: Fairy Kudzu (rating: +32, 6 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-667
16:44 ihpkmn Ironic. It's a +32 rating.
16:44 Smapti Ihpkmn, the plant doesn't make the fairies. The fairies and the plant are a symbiotic pairing.
16:44 thisoneguy If anything, it confused me Vivax
16:44 ihpkmn oh.
16:44 ihpkmn Also, Smapti, ever read Spiderwick?
16:44 Smapti Nope.
16:44 ihpkmn Because a lot of fairies in that series look like what you just described.
16:44 ihpkmn One sec.
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16:44 Smapti I was actually thinking 032 could be tied in to 667 somehow, since they both involve plants and fairies.
16:46 thisoneguy But what happens to the number that loses it's subject?
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16:46 Gaffsey what?
16:46 Bananaman scp-667
16:47 Nala Bananaman: Fairy Kudzu (rating: +32, 6 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-667
16:47 thisoneguy What Smapti said
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16:47 Bananaman smapti good fucking idea dude
16:47 Bananaman legit here
16:47 thisoneguy If they were combined, then what happens to the one that is moved to the other SCP?
16:47 thisoneguy Like, now all of 32 is on 667, what happens to 667?
16:47 Smapti Who said anything about combining them?
16:47 thisoneguy I mean 32
16:47 thisoneguy You did
16:47 Gaffsey no, he didn't
16:48 ihpkmn Let me see if I have this straight: 032-1, the fairies, would essentially be living, sapient seeds for 032, yes?
16:48 Gaffsey link doesn't mean combine
16:48 Gaffsey .def combine
16:48 Nala Gaffsey: combine (verb-transitive) - To bring into a state of unity; merge. [1/11]
16:48 thisoneguy You said to affix it to, I interpreted that as combine
16:48 thisoneguy I suppose I misunderstood
16:48 Smapti I said "be tied in to".
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16:48 ihpkmn …maybe there could be more than one instance. After all, the article for 032 says it was found in a freakin' antique shop.
16:49 pagann SOULLESS
16:49 pagann I SUMMON YE
16:49 Soulless pagann: I'm here broskeet
16:49 Soulless !showtells
16:49 pagann Give it five seconds.
16:50 Smapti Ihpkmn, yes to your above question. There are certain species of jellyfish that work that way.
16:50 Soulless ok
16:50 Smapti Without the sapience, I mean.
16:50 ihpkmn Also, Smapti, this is what I thought of when you mentioned the cricket-like fairy: http://spiderwick.wikia.com/wiki/Sprite?file=Representativesprites.jpg
16:50 thisoneguy Wait
16:50 pagann Soulless:
16:50 Smapti Those are a little more human than what I had in mind.
16:50 pagann IT'S BEEN ALMOST TWO YEARS COMING
16:50 thisoneguy But one is Safe, and one is Keter. How do thing do?
16:50 pagann BUT IT IS READY
16:51 pagann Soulless: You like it?
16:52 Smapti Something more like these, maybe; http://www.myspace.com/precarious333/blog/523523582
16:52 ihpkmn oooh. cool.
16:52 pagann .tell Gargus I broke Soulless with this.
16:52 Nala pagann: Okay.
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16:53 ProcyonLotor OH MY GOD
16:53 ProcyonLotor THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
16:53 Echo WHO THE FUCK LET HIM BACK IN
stop letting him back in, he's permabanned
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!
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