Pot A Toe Grease
http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-589894/scp-348 Aside from being a whiner who can't figure out the chat or forums and who wrote a shitty SCP, here they admit to being thirteen: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-589894/scp-348#post-1618345
Also, I can't get in chat because I'm 13. And shut up, I know. "Oh, that explains why your SCP is so bad." "Hahah. Go back to pre-school." I've heard 'em all and frankly I don't care. I know I'm practically disabled by immaturity, but I try to work past it. Obviously failed here though.
Recommending a ban.
if your reading this your gay