Okay, I don't know if this guy is a troll or what, but he definitely warrants observation. Wrote and posted an intentionally horrible SCP (sorry, that's SPC-1-J) and…look, do you need more than that? Really? I'll let the log from 19 afterwards speak for itself.
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PureLocke yeah, steath rockets are sort of hard to come by
TheRaven A Saturn V. Really.
TheRaven The sound of that can literally kill you from a few hundred yards.
Hoofsy Superbowl
Magnus TheRaven: So can the sound of your mom waking up. DAMNIT, I'M SORRY IT'S A COMPULSION D:
Deacon_Blues It was supposed to happen as part of the Apollo Program, which used Satrun V rockets to get to the Moon. I'd think it would kind of stand out when one was sent up…
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Magnus No, I knew.
DrGuin so… http://www.scp-wiki.net/spc-1-j/
Magnus Like I said, a compulsion
Anaxagoras They launch rockets all the time. For satellites, that kind of thing. It's not often exactly front-page news.
DrGuin i wrote that on a whim, so i don't care much if it's deleted
Anaxagoras But yeah, that's a kind of silly premise.
Anaxagoras Might that idea be workable if done right?
DrGuin mostly because i wrote it to be as terrible as possible
Eylisia I totally need to shut up better
TheRaven Rocket launches aren't news. Saturn V launches kind of are.
Deacon_Blues They launch satellites on Deltas and Minutemen. A Saturn V is an order of magnitude /larger./
Magnus DrGuin: What is it?
DrGuin SPC-1-J http://www.scp-wiki.net/spc-1-j/
Magnus No I get that.
Magnus But like…is it a pop culture reference?
DrGuin it breaks about 90% of the horrible SCP cliches
DrGuin and about every other annoying thing i could think of
Magnus also: SPC-1 was
DrGuin including being SPC instead of SCP
Magnus Fix that, before you're strung up and gutted.
Magnus Oh.
Magnus Nevermind.
DrGuin being 1 instead of 001
TheRaven This sucks.
DrGuin etc
Anaxagoras Eh, fair enough, Deacon_Blues.
Magnus That's…not bad, for a -j, but people are only looking for funny in -j's these days.
DrGuin it's probably terrible yeah
Magnus Instead of just things that aren't really SCP worthy, but still done well.
Gerald A joke is generally supposed to be funny, yeah.
Anaxagoras DrGuin: I'd like it better if it really hit everything.
Salmander "but people are only looking for funny in -j's these days." Oh slam son
Anaxagoras For instance, the D-class aren't surgically deafened, castrated, and blinded.
Magnus Gerald: I always took the -j's to be things that the foundation have in super srs containment that are either a) funny, or b) shouldn't be there.
Anaxagoras And the note isn't from the O5.
DrGuin yeah, i could definitely add some ridiculousnes to it
Magnus But hey, personal opinion
DrGuin you're right, it needs to be
Gerald Nah, just joke entries.
DrGuin goddamn, it's -7 and it's been like 5 minutes
DrGuin i don't know if that's good or bad
Hoofsy -8
DrGuin well, it took me like 20 minutes total so i don't really care
Anaxagoras Arguably with that SCP, sorry SPC, a downvote is the same as an upvote.
Magnus no, a downvote is a downvote.
Magnus >.>
Anaxagoras You should request it be decommissioned in the thread!
Gerald Nope.
Gerald This kind requires deletion, only.
DrGuin should i make it more absurd and try again, or just give up?
Anaxagoras Oh, of course. But that's the point, after all.
DrGuin i'm leaning towards the latter
TheRaven Give up.
TheRaven This is *baaaaad*.
Magnus Rewrite earned a +1 from yoric. Rawk.
Deacon_Blues I laughed. I also upvoted.
Magnus TheRaven: If you're voting on stuff, go here: http://www.scp-wiki.net/sanity-of-the-insane
Magnus It's a rewrite of an old story of mine, that became less terrible.
DrGuin i half want to upvote my own SCP and then roleplay in the comments to see how much stupid i can pack in before it gets deleted
BlackWing http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/177/0/2/Aizen_Powers_by_AizenSousuke.jpg
TheRaven This is long and I am lazy. I'll do it tomorrow when it's not 0230.
DrGuin but that would get me in trouble
TheRaven Guin, that's a great way to get yourself banned.
DrGuin yeah, that's why i'm not actually going to do it
Hoofsy That would get you banned in seconds
Magnus TheRaven: Fair enough.
Magnus DrGuin: Yeah, what raven said (in my opinion only! Magnus is *not* a mod)
Magnus is taking great pains to make that infinitely clear.
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DrGuin i have actual SCP ideas to spend my time on, this was just me throwing it out there to see what happened
Gerald 'lo Pre.
Magnus DrGuin: You should post to that effect in the comments, if only so people understand that it's just a throwaway, and not to have you SHUNNNNNED.
Anaxagoras Oh, and DrGuin, you also left out leaving the name of the article as "Scp 1j"
BlackWing DrGuin: Your first name wouldn't happen to be Penn would it?
Anaxagoras And an "SCP-XXX" in the article.
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DrGuin wait, this has been done before?
Magnus Yes. Several times.
DrGuin BlackWing: maybe, maybe not
Magnus We have the bestest humanoid scp ever.
DrGuin oh. if i knew that i wouldn't have tried
Magnus I think it's -j777
Magnus or something abouts that.
Hoofsy .sea darkblade
Grape Hoofsy: SCP-777-J - Darkblade - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-777-J
A particular standout in that exchange:
<DrGuin > i half want to upvote my own SCP and then roleplay in the comments to see how much stupid i can pack in before it gets deleted