Jackredfrog posted SCP-034-J about a week ago. It was deleted.
Today he reposted it with no changes whatsoever. I deleted it, Joreth witnessed.
Can someone revoke him or send him a warning PM?
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Item # SCP - 034-j
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Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP 034-j is to be Kept within a 5m x 5m x 5m containment cell.
SCP-034-j is under NO circumstances allowed to leave its cell, and must be convinced that doing so would be meaningless (see addendum 034-j-1-1). SCP 34-j must have full access to its designated "Property" at all times. Any and all personnel interacting with Scp 034-j are to be informed of the current state of the USSR, and must be instructed to never indulge Scp 034-j in "This useless information." Scp 034-j is to be visited by two class D personnel daily, in increments of at least 15 minutes, unless Scp 034-j requests more time, however, this time may, under absolutely NO circumstances may this time pass over one hour (see addendum 034-j-1-1).
Description: SCP-034-j is a mechanical entity of unknown composition, approximately 4.5 meters tall when standing upright, and closely resembles Joseph Stalin, the leader of the late USSR. When SCP 034-j is scanned for composition, no matter the instrument, the result is an unidentified Element known as "Stalinium", this is still undergoing study and has been put under the direction of Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP 034-j is generally docile and is friendly to most staff it interacts with. SCP 034-j is capable of speech through unknown means and will answer any questions willingly, however, questions relating to its origin or past have no response, when questioned about this, SCP 034-j replied, "What question? You never asked me anything."
SCP 034-j is known to claim "Ownership" of objects it finds "suitable" and will store it in its cell.
Items that SCP 034-j has taken include, but not limited to:
- A 1950's RCA Victrola Radio-Phonograph TV set
- Clothing of Soviet military dissent
- Propaganda posters detailing Russian victory in the cold war
- A rolling chair made from polish leather
- Several documents relating to Russian developments in the 21st century (Note: have been censored)
When threatened, SC) 034-j will assume a form referred to as SCP 034-j-1
SCP 034-j-1 resembles a tank of Russian military architecture, with the lettering T-66 inscribed on the left and right side. 034-j-1 is extremely hostile and will attack surrounding targets/threats with altered 100mm tank rounds; These rounds are corrosive and can burn/blast through 20m of solid steel before stopping. SCP 034-j-1 seems to survive all attempts to re-contain, and has survived caliber of firearm that would destroy typical military-grade tempered steel. SCP 034-j-1 cannot be destroyed or contained through practical means and has broken containment on one occasion (see Addendum SCP 034-j-1-1)
Addendum: SCP 034-j-1-1: On {REDACTED}, SCP 034-j was subjected to one class D personnel member, as per usual request at {REDACTED}pm. Class D was introduced to the containment area, and The class D member was requested to stay three times and was nervous as to why, asking several times. SCP 034-j responded with, "I like you, you get me, and you get Mother Russia!"
Approximately 1:02:39 after introduction, The class D member asked The subject a question, "Why do you like Russia so much?" The subject responded with standard Soviet propaganda, and this seemed to cause confusion with the D class, as they responded with, "The Soviet Union has been gone for years!"
SCP 034-j immediately stopped moving and began to buzz and whirr in a threatening manner towards the D class. The D class member attempted to escape the room, banging on the door requesting to leave. SCP 034-j transformed in shape, moving parts around with militaristic prejudice, forming Scp 034-j-1. SCP 034-j-1 then attacked the D class, ripping the personnel's body in half, and attacking the door behind them in the process. SCP 034-j-1 proceeded to exit the room, fatally wounding two security staff members with a small top-mounted 50mm machine gun, which appeared to fire independently of SCP 034-j-1. All Radio Communication within a 5km radius of the subject was interrupted at this time and seemed to be altered by SCP 034-j-1's appearance. All that could be heard over radio communication was the USSR's national anthem, and despite efforts, could not be changed while SCP 034-j-1 was active.
Scp 034-j-1 Made its way to gate B at site-{REDACTED}. Security staff armed with 50mm machine guns attempted to contain Scp 034-j-1. All attempts caused no effect to 034-j-1, and the security staff was immediately considered unrecoverable. Scp 034-j-1 destroyed Gate B and proceeded towards the largest population center, approximately {REDACTED}km away. Site personnel and two O5 command members approved the activation of Two on-site nuclear warheads, Destroying most of site-{REDACTED}. Scp 034-j-1 was unaffected by this detonation and continued towards the nearest population center for {REDACTED} hours. Scp 034-j was found in the city of B{REDACTED} Russia, Speaking of the soviet union conquering all of Europe, and that all citizens must join the army immediately to crush the "Capitalist Pigs!" Class A amnestics were administered accordingly and 034-j was recovered without incident.
SCP 034-j-1 caused Fatal injury to {Redacted} staff, and an estimated 93 billion dollars in damage to Site - {REDACTED} during the SCP 034-j-1-1 Event. {REDACTED}= Scps unaccounted for following the event, re-containment is still ongoing
Relisting to Euclid requested.
Approved on {REDACTED} by O5 Personnel