Disciplinary - Milton

Summary:

Remember milton?

Milton.

tunedtoadeadchannel 26 Mar 2011 00:27

Yes, that milton.

He's back, and just dropped this stinker of a terrible in character post in the discussion page for experiment log 261:

Name: Dr. Drmilton
date: 3/25/11
money entered: 1 yen
SCP-621 powered or unpowered: Powered
Item Description: Red and yellow cardboard box with labeled Kellog's SCP-o's, featuring cartoon versions of Foundation members and SCPs. Box label claims the marshmellows are shaped life 682, 076, 173, and 001, along with some SCPs not yet held at the foundation. Oddly, despite it looking lke a children's cereal, it claims the prize inside is a "Blowup Dr. Rights Doll".
Requesting to have that blowup doll. -Dr. Drmilton
Request denied; 05 is still 'testing' it. -05-■■

I thought we'd banned him for shit like this? He's definitely banned from chat, and has been for some time derp, a couple days, misread the date.

EDIT: So, after I removed his in character post, he went ahead and added it to the article. I removed it and posted telling him sex doll jokes about fellow wiki members = not cool, broseph.

Milton's problem is that, to quote terry pratchett, he prides himself on the sense of humor that he hasn't, in fact, got.

I suggest someone nicer than myself send him a very tersely worded PM explaining that this is a horror wiki and asking him to please, please, please stop trying to be funny.

Last edited on 26 Mar 2011 03:28 by tunedtoadeadchannel Show more

Re: Milton.

A Fat Ghost 09 Apr 2011 02:04

came into site19 today as "habitorrabbit", dropped this: http://themultiversemen.wikidot.com/

+ li'l log

habitorrabbit> I have created a website that is very similar to the SCP Foundation, but focuses on—well, I'll just post the link: http://themultiversemen.wikidot.com/start
<Sabitsuki> It took me a reread to catch a couple (disgusting) jokes
<Sabitsuki> but I got it eventually
<Sabitsuki> When I look at this…it's like the damn Black Speech
<Sabitsuki> my mind rejects it
<A_Fat_Ghost> is this your first time bringing this up, habit?
Drewbear (ip) has joined #site19
<A_Fat_Ghost> and what is the "old website" mentioned?
<PureLocke> black speech is translatable at least
<BlackWing> It was?
<BlackWing> Also, isn't Black Speech just Welsh?
Redswift (ip) has joined #site19
<A_Fat_Ghost> oh
<UmbralRaptor>IIRC, it's based off of Hurrian or the like.
<A_Fat_Ghost> it's just you, milton
<PureLocke> nahh, it's a constructed language
<habitorrabbit> Oh, there is no old website; I just threw that in there so it'd sound like the MI corporation is older than it really is (which means, I created it a few hours ago)

banned, again.

Re: Milton.

Dexanote 11 Apr 2011 00:07

… I feel contempt. Why do people act like this?

Re: Milton.

tunedtoadeadchannel 13 Apr 2011 01:48

Milton posted missingno as a joke article today.

No joke, just a straightforward description of missingno from the games. I went ahead and deleted it.

I suggest he be banned.

EDIT: In hindsight, I should have saved a copy… Good work, dex.

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Re: Milton.

Dexanote 13 Apr 2011 01:55

+ Good thing it was the sixth item in my inventory. 

[[module Rate]]

Item #: SCP-35072-J
Item Class: Euclid-Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the spontaneous and rather unpredictable behavior of SCP-35072-J, chances of the actual containment of SCP-35072-J are mediocre at best. Nevertheless, the immediate vicinity in which all SCP-35072-J occurences appear is to be monitored by Mobile Task Force Mu-Nu 646 at all times. Failure to comply will result in termination. All electronic equipment effected by SCP-35072-J (hereby refered to as SCP-35072-J-1, etc.) are to be confiscated as soon as effects are noticed. Should agents be unable to confiscate SCP-35072-J-XXXs, a coverup story should be put into plan. .Otherwise, all available researchers should study the infected electronic equipment to [DATA EXPUNGED]. Due to the events of ■■-■■-■■, all Foundation electronic equipment data are to be stored in backup 'junk drives', so that there is no risk of [REDACTED].
Description: SCP-35072-J is a creature that has no apparent consistent 'form', per se. At random periods of time, the SCP will 'fluctuate' between different outward appearances, thus making it more difficult to secure the SCP. Some recorded descriptions of SCP-35072-J include:

• A block of [DATA EXPUNGED] shaped similarly to an L, recorded as being 3m tall, although this is debatable, given its nature to [DATA EXPUNGED]. This is considered to be its 'true' form, or at least the one it is most used to.
• A fossilized crustacean/praying mantis hybrid, although possessing feet not unlike [REDACTED].
• A fossilized Pterodactyl/hippopotamus hybrid, with limbs similar to the form mentioned above.
• A sterotypical 'ghost' form, although lavender in color, and with a 'sinister' aura surrounding it.

What is interesting about 35072-J is its effect on electronic equipment. When the SCP is within 25m of any electronic devices-regardless of the encryption-said electronic devices will become corrupt, with foreign symbols spreading throughout the data. A sample of said data is here: [REMOVED ON O-5 REQUEST]¹
//Note: On 9-28-■■, an unknown male somehow entered Site-■ without being detected. He procceeded to 'capture' several SCPs of varying classes, although only those that were of animal resemblance, with red and white orbs that the intruder later called [REDACTED]. Security personnel apprehended the intruder, right after it somehow 'captured' SCP-682. When interrogated about the purpose of his intrusion, the male said that he was determined to 'catch 'em all', and that he already owned ■■■ of what he called [REDACTED]. The intruder was give

EDIT Also, Kabutops is a trilobite, not a mantis hybrid.

Footnotes

1. What the [EXPLETIVE DELETED] were you thinking? You almost caused a Site-■ lockdown! -[REDACTED]

Last edited on 13 Apr 2011 06:01 by Dexanote Show more

Re: Milton.

tunedtoadeadchannel 13 Apr 2011 02:23

UPDATE

He made a reply post in the deletions thread letting me know that he hates me.

I'm serious about banning him. Milton has no redeeming qualities. Nothing he has ever done is worth putting up with his bullshit.

Last edited on 13 Apr 2011 02:23 by tunedtoadeadchannel Show more

Re: Milton.

The Raven 13 Apr 2011 02:24

I second this motion.

Re: Milton.

Quikngruvn 13 Apr 2011 03:50

Thirding. Long overdue.

Re: Milton.

DrEverettMann 13 Apr 2011 05:18

Agreed.

Re: Milton.

AdminBright 13 Apr 2011 05:55

I did it. 35 minutes ago.

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Admin, SCP Wiki

Re: Milton.

DrEverettMann 13 Apr 2011 06:19

Damn you, Adrian!

Re: Milton.

tunedtoadeadchannel 13 Apr 2011 06:23

Excelsior.

Re: Milton.

Metaphorphosis 13 Apr 2011 22:49

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