I banned Kald after he started being an idiot with Grapewhistle's .quote function in 19. You guys can unban him whenever you feel like it, but I'd suggest waiting for a while.
Logs for the curious:
[2010-12-01 11:20:23] -->| Heiden (~ten.tsacmoc.nt.1dsh.91024C4E-CRInys|a#ten.tsacmoc.nt.1dsh.91024C4E-CRInys|a) has joined #site19
[2010-12-01 11:20:24] =-= Mode #site19 +o Heiden by ChanServ
[2010-12-01 11:20:27] =-= Syka is now known as Syksleep
[2010-12-01 11:20:36] <EchoFourDelta> Good morning, Heiden.
[2010-12-01 11:20:52] <Heiden> Good morning.
[2010-12-01 11:21:03] <Kald> Hey Heiden, fun fact
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[2010-12-01 11:21:10] <Kald> Your name means "heathen" in Dutch.
[2010-12-01 11:21:17] <Heiden> I've heard.
[2010-12-01 11:21:32] -->| Viktor (ac.usneeuq.461n.D54B5922-CRInys|tibbiM#ac.usneeuq.461n.D54B5922-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
[2010-12-01 11:21:41] <Kald> You don't happen to be religious, do you?
[2010-12-01 11:21:45] <Kald> Aloha, Viktor.
[2010-12-01 11:22:09] <Heiden> Not particularly, no.
[2010-12-01 11:22:17] <Viktor> Hey Kald
[2010-12-01 11:22:22] <Kald> Dang…
[2010-12-01 11:22:23] * Viktor is postin' from the library again
[2010-12-01 11:22:29] * Kald puts his irony straw away.
[2010-12-01 11:22:30] <Kald> Oh oh.
[2010-12-01 11:22:39] <Kald> Check if they have the Gayma Sutra.
[2010-12-01 11:23:06] <Viktor> I'm pretty sure this is a thing
[2010-12-01 11:23:11] <Viktor> But it's not a thing to be googled at the library
[2010-12-01 11:23:45] <Kald> Is that a thing? I just made it up.
[2010-12-01 11:23:50] <Tox|AtSchool> .g gayma sutra
[2010-12-01 11:23:51] <Grapewhistle> Tox|AtSchool: http://clubs.dir.bg/showthreaded.php?Board=flash&Number=1949034629 — TGP 127607 Free Exclusive Videos - Pissing Trans Dads Moms Teens …: "xy bathing suits asian minor countries gayma tub bone metastasis from ….. gallery nude teya nudgirls webcam lesbian karma sutra bush jenna …"
[2010-12-01 11:23:52] <Kald> I mean, it only makes sense…a kama sutra for gay couples.
[2010-12-01 11:23:57] <Tox|AtSchool> haha wat
[2010-12-01 11:24:01] <Kald> …
[2010-12-01 11:24:02] <Kald> Tox.
[2010-12-01 11:24:06] <Tox|AtSchool> what
[2010-12-01 11:24:09] <Kald> Never Google anything ever again.
[2010-12-01 11:24:12] * EchoFourDelta chatters away happily in his sandbox…
[2010-12-01 11:24:21] <Tox|AtSchool> hey man
[2010-12-01 11:24:22] <Kald> "Gayma tub bone metastasis"?
[2010-12-01 11:24:28] <Viktor> What on earth
[2010-12-01 11:24:29] <Kald> What the fuck is a tub bone?
[2010-12-01 11:24:31] <Tox|AtSchool> it's your fault
[2010-12-01 11:24:33] <Kald> Is that like boning tubgirl?
[2010-12-01 11:24:34] <Viktor> What'd you do, Tox?
[2010-12-01 11:24:47] <Tox|AtSchool> I googled Gayma Sutra
[2010-12-01 11:24:49] <Viktor> I think porn sites just like, jumble a bunch of words to trap unsuspecting googlers
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[2010-12-01 11:24:53] <Tox|AtSchool> and lookylook
[2010-12-01 11:24:58] -->| Ecks (~ten.tsacmoc.dm.1dsh.A7A3A3C3-CRInys|skcE#ten.tsacmoc.dm.1dsh.A7A3A3C3-CRInys|skcE) has joined #site19
[2010-12-01 11:25:05] <Heiden> .quote add Tox http://clubs.dir.bg/showthreaded.php?Board=flash&Number=1949034629 — TGP 127607 Free Exclusive Videos - Pissing Trans Dads Moms Teens …
[2010-12-01 11:25:06] <Grapewhistle> Heiden: quote added.
[2010-12-01 11:25:23] <Kald> Quotes?
[2010-12-01 11:25:27] <Viktor> Quotes.
[2010-12-01 11:25:31] <Heiden> ?tox
[2010-12-01 11:25:34] <Tox|AtSchool> :P
[2010-12-01 11:25:41] <Heiden> hmm.
[2010-12-01 11:25:43] * Heiden forgot the command.
[2010-12-01 11:25:45] <Heiden> .quote tox
[2010-12-01 11:25:46] <Tox|AtSchool> .quote
[2010-12-01 11:25:46] <Grapewhistle> Heiden: [1/1] 2010-12-01 <Tox> http://clubs.dir.bg/showthreaded.php?Board=flash&Number=1949034629 -- TGP 127607 Free Exclusive Videos - Pissing Trans Dads Moms Teens …
[2010-12-01 11:25:46] <Grapewhistle> Tox|AtSchool: .q/.quote <nick|#chan> [#n]/.quote add <nick> <msg> — gets random or [#n]th quote by <nick> or from <#chan>/adds quote
[2010-12-01 11:25:53] <Viktor> .quote
[2010-12-01 11:25:54] <Grapewhistle> Viktor: .q/.quote <nick|#chan> [#n]/.quote add <nick> <msg> — gets random or [#n]th quote by <nick> or from <#chan>/adds quote
[2010-12-01 11:25:55] <Tox|AtSchool> aha
[2010-12-01 11:25:58] <Viktor> Eh?
[2010-12-01 11:26:01] <Tox|AtSchool> .quote Viktor
[2010-12-01 11:26:02] <Grapewhistle> Tox|AtSchool: no quotes found
[2010-12-01 11:26:25] <Tox|AtSchool> so .quote Viktor asks Grapewhistle for a random quote from you
[2010-12-01 11:26:32] <Viktor> Ahhhh
[2010-12-01 11:26:38] <Viktor> .quote pooryoric
[2010-12-01 11:26:38] <Grapewhistle> Viktor: no quotes found
[2010-12-01 11:26:39] <Kald> .quote Kald
[2010-12-01 11:26:40] <Grapewhistle> Kald: no quotes found
[2010-12-01 11:26:44] <Kald> .quote Clef
[2010-12-01 11:26:45] <Grapewhistle> Kald: no quotes found
[2010-12-01 11:26:46] <Viktor> Hmm
[2010-12-01 11:26:46] <Tox|AtSchool> and .quote add Viktor instructs Grapewhistle to store one by you
[2010-12-01 11:26:50] <Kald> .quote Bright
[2010-12-01 11:26:50] <Grapewhistle> Kald: no quotes found
[2010-12-01 11:27:09] <Kald> .quote add Kald Tox likes tranny tub bones
[2010-12-01 11:27:10] <Grapewhistle> Kald: quote added.
[2010-12-01 11:27:20] <Tox|AtSchool> .quote add Kald What the fuck is a tub bone? Is that like boning Tubgirl?
[2010-12-01 11:27:21] <Grapewhistle> Tox|AtSchool: quote added.
[2010-12-01 11:27:31] <Viktor> Why is this thing called Grapewhistle anyway?
[2010-12-01 11:27:33] <PaulS> .seen ragazzos_penis
[2010-12-01 11:27:34] <Grapewhistle> PaulS: ragazzos_penis was last seen 1 day, 10 hours ago saying: ACTION pokes around
[2010-12-01 11:27:37] <Tox|AtSchool> beat's me
[2010-12-01 11:28:04] <Viktor> Who wants to read what I have to read for my film class?!
[2010-12-01 11:28:14] <Tox|AtSchool> what is it
[2010-12-01 11:28:15] <Kald> .quote add Tox I like rubbing scat all over my face and I have a sheep fetish
[2010-12-01 11:28:15] <Grapewhistle> Kald: quote added.
[2010-12-01 11:28:16] <Viktor> http://www.ejumpcut.org/currentissue/bronsteinParadiseNow/index.html oh BOY
[2010-12-01 11:28:40] <Tox|AtSchool> That's juvenile.
[2010-12-01 11:28:47] <Viktor> All of the articles I have to read are like that :T
[2010-12-01 11:28:59] <Tox|AtSchool> Gnosis: Is there a way to prune quotes from Grapewhistle's database
[2010-12-01 11:29:02] <Viktor> enormous wanky filmfests
[2010-12-01 11:29:06] <Kald> Viktor: TL;DR it for me
[2010-12-01 11:29:32] <Viktor> TL;DR: fapfapfa
[2010-12-01 11:29:35] <Tox|AtSchool> Wait, so car bombers are martyrs?
[2010-12-01 11:29:45] <Viktor> You'd ahve to see the film
[2010-12-01 11:29:52] <Viktor> (which you should it's really fucking good)
[2010-12-01 11:29:54] <Tox|AtSchool> I don't think I need to now
[2010-12-01 11:30:01] <Viktor> I just don't like these articles much
[2010-12-01 11:30:14] <Kald> What you need to watch is Zeitgeist.
[2010-12-01 11:30:18] -->| Shebleha (ku.oc.bbmeerht.8D25E9F2-CRInys|tibbiM#ku.oc.bbmeerht.8D25E9F2-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
[2010-12-01 11:30:25] <Kald> It blew my mind right out of the back of my skull.
[2010-12-01 11:30:26] <Tox|AtSchool> any film that portrays car bombers as martyrs is not a film I wish to watch
[2010-12-01 11:30:31] <Kald> And into a wood shredder.
[2010-12-01 11:30:42] <Viktor> It doesn't portray car bombers as martyrs at all:T
[2010-12-01 11:30:47] <Shebleha> Hey all
[2010-12-01 11:30:52] <Viktor> in fact the film remains totally neutral as to the morality of the act
[2010-12-01 11:30:52] <Kald> Hey, technically, a martyr is just somebody who dies for a cause
[2010-12-01 11:30:55] <Tox|AtSchool> "Man-made martyrs"
[2010-12-01 11:30:56] <Viktor> ^
[2010-12-01 11:31:02] <Viktor> That's the /article/
[2010-12-01 11:31:13] <Shebleha> Perhaps they just didn't like petrol prices
[2010-12-01 11:31:15] <Tox|AtSchool> It describes the film.
[2010-12-01 11:31:28] <Viktor> It's an interpretation of the film
[2010-12-01 11:31:29] <Kald> If I go to get a little girl a lollipop and get run over by a dump truck, I'm a martyr.
[2010-12-01 11:31:48] <Tox|AtSchool> Kald: No, you're just a man in the wrong place
[2010-12-01 11:31:51] <Viktor> The article is some chick who's all 'intertextual wankery and also an essay that is tangentially related to the film at hand'
[2010-12-01 11:32:11] <Kald> Tox: Martyr, damn it
[2010-12-01 11:32:12] * EchoFourDelta has no time for martyrs.
[2010-12-01 11:32:21] <Viktor> 'i really wanted to write about X so i'm going to drag this random film into it so i have an excuse for this intellectual whoozit'
[2010-12-01 11:32:23] =-= Kald is now known as Tom_Waits
[2010-12-01 11:32:25] <Shebleha> If I juump off a bridge to save someone from dieing by jumping off the same bridge, I'm a martyr
[2010-12-01 11:32:26] * Tom_Waits for no martyrs.
[2010-12-01 11:32:36] <EchoFourDelta> …
[2010-12-01 11:32:38] * Viktor cares not for beans!
[2010-12-01 11:32:40] <Tox|AtSchool> I will slap you
[2010-12-01 11:32:44] <Tom_Waits> Shebleha: Naw, then yer jus' kind of a dumbass.
[2010-12-01 11:32:46] =-= Tom_Waits is now known as Kald
[2010-12-01 11:32:46] <EchoFourDelta> Goddamnit, Kald.
[2010-12-01 11:32:58] <Shebleha> Yeah, pretty much
[2010-12-01 11:33:25] <Gnosis> oh I thought I disabled the quote plugin for here
[2010-12-01 11:33:47] <Kald> Gnosis
[2010-12-01 11:33:52] <Tox|AtSchool> Gnosis: Heiden used it, then I used it, then Kald went all juvenile
[2010-12-01 11:33:55] <Kald> Why is the bot called Grapewhistle?
[2010-12-01 11:33:57] <Gnosis> disabled
[2010-12-01 11:33:59] <Kald> Tox: Your mom is juvenile.
[2010-12-01 11:34:01] <Tox|AtSchool> bueno
[2010-12-01 11:34:06] <Gnosis> .q #site19
[2010-12-01 11:34:06] <Grapewhistle> Gnosis: [6/6] 2010-12-01 <Tox> I like rubbing scat all over my face and I have a sheep fetish
[2010-12-01 11:34:09] <Gnosis> or not
[2010-12-01 11:34:10] <Tox|AtSchool> see
[2010-12-01 11:34:13] <Gnosis> i guess it doesn't reload acls
[2010-12-01 11:34:13] <Kald> HE SAID IT
[2010-12-01 11:34:16] <Tox|AtSchool> juvenile
[2010-12-01 11:34:32] <Tox|AtSchool> Kald: You mean YOU said it.
[2010-12-01 11:34:36] <Shebleha> He's called grapewhistle cus he gives out a little WINE now and then
[2010-12-01 11:34:40] <Gnosis> okay
[2010-12-01 11:34:45] <Viktor> ?
[2010-12-01 11:34:53] <EchoFourDelta> I think pooryoric took one of my pearls of wisdom and quoterized it yesterday.
[2010-12-01 11:34:59] <Kald> Shebleha: …
[2010-12-01 11:35:00] <Shebleha> There might be something wrong with me…
[2010-12-01 11:35:06] <Tox|AtSchool> .quote EchoFourDelta
[2010-12-01 11:35:11] =-= Kald is now known as Boots_Riley
[2010-12-01 11:35:14] <Tox|AtSchool> there it went
[2010-12-01 11:35:18] * Boots_Riley grabs Shebleha by the chaps
[2010-12-01 11:35:18] <Tox|AtSchool> yay Gnosis
[2010-12-01 11:35:24] <Viktor> Guuuuuh
[2010-12-01 11:35:25] <Shebleha> Chaps?
[2010-12-01 11:35:26] * Boots_Riley gives Shebleha a pimp-slap to symbolize, the ghetto trap
[2010-12-01 11:35:31] <Viktor> this fecken class
[2010-12-01 11:35:32] * Boots_Riley steps to the right, gives three claps
[2010-12-01 11:35:34] =-= Boots_Riley is now known as Kald
[2010-12-01 11:35:45] <Gnosis> #site19 can't have nice things
[2010-12-01 11:35:52] <Shebleha> Just try it hemaphrodite
[2010-12-01 11:35:53] <EchoFourDelta> Hey Kald, you gonna be on for a bit longer?
[2010-12-01 11:35:54] <Tox|AtSchool> Hey, that was Kald's fault
[2010-12-01 11:35:58] =-= Kald was booted from #site19 by Gnosis (Gnosis)
[2010-12-01 11:36:05] <EchoFourDelta> :(
[2010-12-01 11:36:06] <EchoFourDelta> Guess not.
[2010-12-01 11:36:29] -->| Kald (~ln.ollehc.F56CE44-CRInys|edalbybur#ln.ollehc.F56CE44-CRInys|edalbybur) has joined #site19
[2010-12-01 11:36:30] <Shebleha> *cough*
[2010-12-01 11:36:42] <Kald> Don't you like Street Sweeper Social Club, Gnosis?
[2010-12-01 11:37:04] <Shebleha> That sounds like a euphenism
[2010-12-01 11:37:07] <Amantis> Action HAnk episode of Dexters Lab is on
[2010-12-01 11:37:13] <Shebleha> Oh shi-
[2010-12-01 11:37:15] =-= Mode #site19 +b Kald!*@* by Gnosis
[2010-12-01 11:37:16] =-= Kald was booted from #site19 by Gnosis (no)
[2010-12-01 11:37:17] <Shebleha> What channel?
[2010-12-01 11:37:22] <Amantis> Cartoon network
[2010-12-01 11:37:30] <Amantis> Its the beard on the inside that counts
[2010-12-01 11:37:42] <Shebleha> Crap, I don't have it =(
[2010-12-01 11:37:50] <Shebleha> To the internets!
[2010-12-01 11:37:51] <Amantis> Its over now anyways
[2010-12-01 11:37:57] <Shebleha> Damn
[2010-12-01 11:38:02] <Gnosis> the fake quotes are gone, by the way
Given his past behavior, I'm going to recommend a permanent ban. Kald's had plenty of chances. He's proven himself incapable of being an asset to the community.
Thirding. I'm sick of standing up for someone who's obviously not going to improve.
Fourth-ing for all reasons previously stated.
Yeah, the guy's sometimes got it going on but its not worth trying anymore. Enough's enough.
Yeah. His other list of offences is just breaking the surface.
He hasn't changed at all.
Had a nice little chat with Kald about his ban. He seemed to take it well, all things considered….
[13:56] <Kald_BRB> Hey Quik, mate, can you do me up a solid?
[13:56] <Quikngruvn> Depends.
[13:56] <Quikngruvn> What's up?
[13:57] <Kald> Yesterday, Gnosis gave me a time-out, said he'd unban me in a few hours, after he got out of class
[13:57] <Kald> But it's been about a day and he hasn't gotten back to me on that.
[13:57] <Kald> Plus, he won't respond at all, and nobody's seen him around.
[13:58] <Kald> So I guess you can see where I'm going with this
[13:59] <Quikngruvn> Ah. Well, here's the thing. After some discussion, Senior Staff decided to make it a permaban.
[13:59] <Kald> Aw, c'mon. You're not serious.
[14:00] <Quikngruvn> Because you've been banned several times already, including for a month, and yet you're still doing banworthy things.
[14:01] <Quikngruvn> The consensus is that if your behavior were going to improve, it would have already.
[14:01] <Kald> What hey, I didn't know feeding the bot some silly quotes would get me -banned-.
[14:02] <Quikngruvn> Dude, you already knew not to abuse the bot. Or at least you should have.
[14:02] <Kald> My only excuse is that I'm slightly thick.
[14:03] <Quikngruvn> Well, people are tired of putting up with your behavior.
[14:03] <Quikngruvn> And this was just the straw that broke the camel's back.
[14:03] <Kald> What, "people" as in "Bright"?
[14:03] <Quikngruvn> More than just Bright.
[14:06] <Kald> Listen, okay, I get where this is coming from. But apart from Bright and Aelanna and I-don't-care-who-else? People like me. I'm not just a shit-flinging monkey. I try to help people, engage in some serious discussion from time to time. Yeah, I get it, sometimes I'm a bit tiresome. An apology isn't going to do shit, I'll bet, but I'd like to say you're not taking that other fact into account.
[14:08] <Quikngruvn> What, that people like you? You're right, Kald, I'm not taking that into account, because frankly, that's beside the point.
[14:09] <Quikngruvn> A plurality of Staff have agreed to keep the ban. I don't know of any Staff who have come forward to say Give him one more chance.
[14:09] <Kald> Well, right. Fuck it, then.
If this were Kald's first offense, I'd disagree, but the boy has been a consistent problem. I agree with keeping the ban permanent.
However, I'd like to admonish Gnosis in the future not to suddenly kickban someone without first stating the reason for the kickbanning, just to keep things above board.