[17:53:35] < Syk> i have '14 inches' in my search bar
[17:53:39] < Syk> i have no idea why
[17:53:43] < trapdocks> i always play sorceror or pally in DnD
[17:54:12] < GabTheGreat> I play warlock
[17:54:14] <@Gnosis> Syk: metric conversions? I dunno
[17:54:33] < GFox> Re the 24.media.tumblr link: Yes. wat.
[17:54:40] < Voct> Syk - are you a size queen?
[17:54:41] < GabTheGreat> Syk: You do NOT want to know.
[17:54:44] <@Break> Syk: owo
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[17:55:10] < Syk> uhhhh
[17:55:21] * mode/#site19 [-h pooryoric] by Break
[17:55:21] < pooryoric> break, I snerked
[17:55:21] < Syk> » actually no i'm not
[17:55:48] < Syk> oh thats right
[17:55:50] <@Gnosis> Break why are you doing that owo thing too. stop it.
[17:55:52] < Syk> laptop screen sizes
[17:55:53] <@Gnosis> *to
[17:55:55] <@Gnosis> >:|
[17:55:59] < Syk> owo
[17:55:59] <@Gnosis> … *too
[17:56:02] < BlackWing> Why must she?
[17:56:04] < BlackWing> owo is neat
[17:56:18] < Syk> break and i are owo buddies
[17:56:22] < pooryoric> it's a fuckstupid smile- my hop!
[17:56:22] < Syk> we can be confused together!
[17:56:24] < pooryoric> T_T
[17:56:28] < GabTheGreat> owo?
[17:56:33] < Syk> owo.
[17:56:36] < GFox> wat owo
[17:56:37] < GabTheGreat> explanate please
[17:56:44] < Frank_Horrigan> OwO
[17:56:54] < Syk> owo = confused/wat/interested/generic syka face
[17:57:06] < GabTheGreat> right
[17:57:07] < Syk> because i'm so randum lol xD
[17:57:15] < Frank_Horrigan> Fucking spoon.
[17:57:18] < Voct> GabTheGreat, help?
[17:57:20] * Syk takes herself out the bck and shoots herself
[17:57:24] < Frank_Horrigan> Syka, if you go Penguin of Doom on me…
[17:57:31] < Frank_Horrigan> I'll do to you what you just did to yourself.
[17:57:39] * Syk dead
[17:57:57] < GabTheGreat> Help for what?
[17:58:00] * Frank_Horrigan sneaks out back…
[17:58:02] * Syk comes back as drgnghost and hoards all your supernaturalz
[17:58:02] < KiraKodera> owo
[17:58:06] * Frank_Horrigan pokes FFFFFFFFFFFF
[17:58:13] < Syk> frank NO
[17:58:20] < Frank_Horrigan> :<
[17:58:21] < Syk> NO NECROPHILIA
[17:58:25] < Frank_Horrigan> But…
[17:58:26] < Frank_Horrigan> But!
[17:58:28] <@Break> Okay, guys.
[17:58:30] <@Break> Seriously.
[17:58:32] <@Break> That's enough.
[17:58:35] * Syk ghostpimpslaps frank
[17:58:41] < KiraKodera> ._.
[17:58:46] < Dr_Schubert> Guys, Break's… Oh gawd. Run.
[17:58:47] < Syk> in other news
[17:58:55] < Syk> FreeMind is the best shit ever.
[17:58:57] < Syk> try it[17:59:02] < Syk> be amazed
[17:59:03] < trapdocks> syk are you a size queen?
[17:59:08] < Syk> >:l
[17:59:19] < Dr_Schubert> What is a size queen?
[17:59:27] < Voct> GabTheGreat - first, I need to know what province you're in.
[17:59:32] < Frank_Horrigan> "You must be this tall to ride"
[17:59:37] < KiraKodera> schubert if you dont know then you shouldnt ask
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[17:59:43] < Dr_Schubert> What is FreeMind?
[17:59:50] < Ragazzo> Hey guys.
[17:59:50] < Voct> Dr_Schubert - a "size queen" is a woman (or a homosexual man) who prefers sex with men with ABSOLUTELY ENORMOUS penises
[17:59:52] < Dr_Schubert> I look away for a second and I'm all confuzzled.
[17:59:57] <@Gnosis> Syk you're being an idiot. Stop it.
[17:59:57] < GabTheGreat> Hey, what does "memetic" mean?
[18:00:08] < Voct> GabTheGreat - pertaining to memes
[18:00:13] < Frank_Horrigan> My hurrrrr spreads to your durrrrrrr
[18:00:19] < Syk> FreeMind is a mindmapping app
[18:00:22] <@Gnosis> GabTheGreat: It means that it's, roughtly speaking, a dangerous idea
[18:00:28] < Syk> in java so fffuuuu but then again yay
[18:00:44] < Voct> Dr_Schubert - the reason I asked if Syk was a size queen is that Syk was commenting about how she no longer recalled why she had "14 inches" in her search bar
[18:00:45] < GabTheGreat> Voct: I live in Canada.
[18:00:53] < Voct> GabTheGreat - I know that. What PROVINCE are you in, please.
[18:00:54] < Dr_Schubert> Ah, that makes sense now.
[18:01:01] < Dr_Schubert> I just looked away and was confused.
[18:01:04] < Frank_Horrigan> Actually the largest recorded penis on a human male was somewhere around 14 inches.
[18:01:09] * Syk remembered it was when she was laptop shoppin. and also 14 inches might… hurt. juuuust a little.
[18:01:10] < Frank_Horrigan> Which happens to be an interesting coincidence..
[18:01:15] < Dr_Schubert> That is true.
[18:01:24] <@Gnosis> Frank would know all about that.
[18:01:30] < Dr_Schubert> Average is what, about 5?
[18:01:31] < Syk> hahaah
[18:01:37] < Syk> buh dum tish
[18:01:41] < KiraKodera> average is between 5 and 5.5
[18:01:43] < KiraKodera> inches
[18:01:46] < Voct> Syk - I'm sure that within the range of variation for humans, there exist women capable of taking 14 inches
[18:01:51] < Voct> and possibly enjoying it, even.
[18:01:52] < GabTheGreat> Voct: Quebec
[18:01:56] < Syk> of course there are
[18:02:04] < Voct> GabTheGreat - thank you. Have you ever been in New Brunswick?
[18:02:24] < GabTheGreat> Voct: No, why?
[18:02:27] < Voct> Okay.
[18:02:29] < Frank_Horrigan> I was informed average is 5-7 in.
[18:02:30] < Syk> I however would bet I am not one of them. as that's like… into my chest cavity
[18:02:37] * Syk likes her lungs.
[18:02:42] < Voct> GabTheGreat - thank you; you're cleared.
[18:02:51] * KiraKodera violates syks lungs
[18:02:52] < Dr_Schubert> Eeeeugh, I think 7 is pushing it.
[18:02:57] < KiraKodera> with candy
[18:02:58] < Dr_Schubert> I think 8 is like avg. porn star.
[18:02:59] < pooryoric> are you seriously having this conversation?
[18:03:03] < pooryoric> fuck you all.
[18:03:05] < KiraKodera> the average porn star is 7-9 inches
[18:03:06] < pooryoric> :[18:03:08] < KiraKodera> ;/
[18:03:08] < Voct> Dr_Schubert - pushing it and pulling it out and pushing it and pulling it out
[18:03:16] < GFox> Seriously.
[18:03:18] < Frank_Horrigan> And then screaming at the tops of our lungs.
[18:03:20] < GFox> What do I keep walking in on.
[18:03:26] < pooryoric> SO
[18:03:27] < Dr_Schubert> Why did you ping me for that.
[18:03:28] < pooryoric> FRANK
[18:03:30] < Voct> GFox - we're taking about having sex with Syk's lungs.
[18:03:30] < Dr_Schubert> I hate you.
[18:03:33] < Syk> BACK TO FREEMIND
[18:03:34] < Frank_Horrigan> So yoric…
[18:03:37] < pooryoric> do you like tang?
[18:03:39] < Syk> voct: …
[18:03:39] < KiraKodera> the best conversations ever, gfox
[18:03:41] < GabTheGreat> Voct: What was the point of that?
[18:03:45] < Frank_Horrigan> The astronaut juice tang?
[18:03:52] < Frank_Horrigan> Or are we speaking of the other variety of juicy tang?
[18:03:55] < pooryoric> yeh, the delicious powdered orange stuff
[18:03:58] < Frank_Horrigan> Because I like both.
[18:03:59] < Syk> w-why do you hate my lungs D:
[18:04:01] < GFox> Haven't had it since I was 8.
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[18:04:03] < Voct> GabTheGreat - I was wondering if you were someone I happened to know.
[18:04:05] < Syk> also, i want tang
[18:04:09] < Voct> Syk - we don't hate your lungs. We LOVE your lungs!
[18:04:10] < pooryoric> tang is excellent
[18:04:12] < Syk> but we don't have it here
[18:04:15] < Voct> Carnally!
[18:04:18] < Aesop> Bloobles
[18:04:19] < Aesop> Haiz
[18:04:20] < pooryoric> but apparently it's only sold in the US
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[18:04:22] < Frank_Horrigan> I used to have it all the time when I was in like daycare.
[18:04:34] < Voct> Frank - but that was three years ago.
[18:04:35] < GabTheGreat> Voct: Wait, you live in Mtl, don't you? I saw it on the UserMap
[18:04:37] < KiraKodera> i have never had tang
[18:04:38] < Syk> know what tastes horrible?
[18:04:44] < Syk> Nesquik + water
[18:04:53] < Voct> GabTheGreat - yes.
[18:04:58] < Syk> the aftertaste is HORRID
[18:04:59] < Voct> well, Verdun.
[18:05:12] < Voct> technically it's not part of Montreal, but we're wholly contiguous.
[18:05:15] < Dr_Schubert> Nesquik uses slave-chocolate.
[18:05:22] * Frank_Horrigan …
[18:05:22] < Syk> i don't cre
[18:05:24] < Dr_Schubert> Don't take anything with Nestle products.
[18:05:25] < Frank_Horrigan> REALLY SCHUBERT?
[18:05:29] < Syk> care
[18:05:32] < KiraKodera> vocts mom is contiguous
[18:05:45] * Syk doesn't really care about that freetrade crap
[18:05:48] < Voct> …. yes, she is. Otherwise she'd be in two or more separate pieces.
[18:05:53] < pooryoric> know what tastes the worst?
[18:05:54] < Aesop> Ohai Kira
[18:05:57] < GabTheGreat> Voct: Yeah, I know. I live in St-Lazare, north of Mtl.
[18:05:58] * Aesop hugs KiraKodera.
[18:06:00] * KiraKodera sits on aesop
[18:06:05] < Aesop> o.o
[18:06:05] < Dr_Schubert> Yeah, they've been known to usually get their chocolate from slave plantations. Compared to like Hershey's or Mars.
[18:06:06] < Aesop> Oof
[18:06:07] * Light-Feeds is now known as Doctor_Light
[18:06:09] < Syk> okay, i've gotta make a phone call.
[18:06:10] * Aesop is sat on.
[18:06:13] < pooryoric> brushing your teeth, then taking a bite of grapefruit and a gulp of milk
[18:06:14] < Syk> brb
[18:06:22] < Aesop> v_v
[18:06:24] < Frank_Horrigan> yoric, I can top that.
[18:06:26] < Frank_Horrigan> Semen.
[18:06:27] < Voct> GabTheGreat - I once introduced a friend (named Gabriel) to the SCP Foundation. He came on chat a few times and was thoroughly discouraged.
[18:06:32] < KiraKodera> semen is delicious. >_>
[18:06:39] < pooryoric> I wouldn't know
[18:06:41] < Voct> KiraKodera - rancid semen.
[18:06:42] < Dr_Schubert> Kira would know.
[18:06:49] < KiraKodera> okay die, voct
[18:06:55] < Frank_Horrigan> You're telling me you've never tried your own cum?
[18:07:01] < Dr_Schubert> Semen of a guy who's only ate lemons for the past week.
[18:07:04] < GabTheGreat> Eewww rancid semen
[18:07:06] < Voct> GabTheGreat - when my friend Gabriel applied to join the Foundation, he was told "sorry, you're crazy. We have enough crazy people here."
[18:07:11] * Aesop pokes Kira's tush, "Mind getting off?"
[18:07:14] < pooryoric> why would I want to do that?
[18:07:15] < Voct> which he found to be very unfair, and I found to be very perceptive.
[18:07:17] < KiraKodera> actually there is a lot of sugar in lemons
[18:07:22] < Voct> Dr_Schubert - and who's a heavy smoker.
[18:07:23] < Dr_Schubert> Fine. Limes.
[18:07:25] < KiraKodera> so lemon cum would taste sweet
[18:07:28] < Frank_Horrigan> I was told it was a "common, and lifechanging experience."
[18:07:35] < Doc_Butts> speaking of rancid semen, i wish there was an option to drown you all in it. :D
[18:07:35] < Dr_Schubert> I don't smoke usually.
[18:07:41] < Dr_Schubert> Oh wait derp.
[18:07:49] < KiraKodera> smoker semen is actually pretty nasty
[18:07:50] < pooryoric> apparently not
[18:08:00] < Aesop> Kira
[18:08:00] < Voct> and lots of GARLIC
[18:08:08] < Aesop> How many flavors of semen have you tried
[18:08:08] < BlackWing> Thanks for that image Kira
[18:08:12] < Dr_Schubert> Okay, he smokes POT, and has eaten nothing but garlic and limes. Raw.
[18:08:17] < KiraKodera> uh
[18:08:24] < GabTheGreat> Voct: Wow, too crazy for us? That's gotta be dangerous.
[18:08:27] < KiraKodera> probably over 100
[18:08:31] < Dr_Schubert> Eww, his breath could be considered a chemical weapon.
[18:08:43] < Aesop> Kira, you've given oral to 100 people?
[18:08:45] < Frank_Horrigan> Pot breath is nastybad.
[18:08:50] < BlackWing> Oh…..thought you were talking about the Smokers from L4D
[18:08:57] < pooryoric> pot breath is the worst
[18:08:58] < KiraKodera> >100 people, yes
[18:09:01] < pooryoric> :|
[18:09:01] < Frank_Horrigan> OH god BlackWing
[18:09:03] < Frank_Horrigan> Holy fuck.
[18:09:06] < Frank_Horrigan> Really bad image now.
[18:09:16] < Syk> ahah
[18:09:17] < Aesop> Oh my.
[18:09:17] < Dr_Schubert> HAhahahaha…
[18:09:20] < BlackWing> Well excuse me
[18:09:25] < Aesop> Fuck
[18:09:26] < Aesop> Smoker
[18:09:28] < Aesop> Semen
[18:09:29] < Aesop> God
[18:09:32] * KiraKodera doesnt know l4d
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[18:09:38] < BlackWing> I look back at the chat and Kira's tlaking about smoker semen
[18:09:39] < pooryoric> I hate all of you
[18:09:39] < GabTheGreat> Left 4 Dead
[18:09:41] * KiraKodera knows what it is, never played it
[18:09:45] < BlackWing> What the fuck am I suppose to think?
[18:09:55] < Aesop> http://www.jpbrown.co.uk/images/left%204%20Dead%20smoker.jpg
[18:09:59] < Aesop> His semen
[18:10:05] < KiraKodera> semen of a man who smokes cigarettes, dorkwing
[18:10:11] < Frank_Horrigan> Srsly.
[18:10:20] < KiraKodera> looks tasty
[18:10:21] < Frank_Horrigan> Kira, you ever tasted the cum of a robot?
[18:10:24] * Ragazzo is now known as Emogazzo
[18:10:27] < KiraKodera> robot cum wtf
[18:10:28] < Aesop> How do cigarettes change the flavor of seemen.
[18:10:29] < BlackWing> Well excuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess Kira
[18:10:36] < Aesop> semen*
[18:10:36] * KiraKodera is a pretty pretty princess
[18:10:43] < Frank_Horrigan> Really? No? Well, how about a little taste test in my… office?
[18:10:45] * Aesop is now known as Throne
[18:10:52] < Throne> I'm still being sat on
[18:10:58] < pooryoric> …
[18:11:00] < Dr_Schubert> Robut cum. Wouldn't that be like. Oil.
[18:11:04] < KiraKodera> smokers are just all around nasty.
[18:11:11] < GabTheGreat> Or grease?
[18:11:12] < Voct> Throne — tar, nicotine?
[18:11:24] < Throne> Oh I see
[18:11:28] < Frank_Horrigan> The 5,000 other nasty substances in cigarettes?
[18:11:28] < KiraKodera> nasty skin, nasty breath, nasty teeth, nasty fingers, nasty clothes
[18:11:33] < Throne> How would tar get mixed in witht he semen
[18:11:39] < Ecks> guys
[18:11:42] < Voct> Throne - it's inhaled.
[18:11:44] < pooryoric> gnosis break doctor_light
[18:11:44] < Throne> Oh the OTHER 5000
[18:11:45] < Frank_Horrigan> How would limes get mixed in?
[18:11:46] < Dr_Schubert> Hey hey hey. If you don't smoke often you're not that bad…
[18:11:49] <@Break> ?
[18:11:52] < KiraKodera> it makes it worse that bitter
[18:11:53] < Ecks> are they playing number stations on /x/?
[18:11:59] < Voct> oh, and KiraKodera - he hasn't bathed in a year.
[18:11:59] < Emogazzo> HOW DID THIS START?
[18:12:01] <%Doctor_Light> … The hell is going on here?
[18:12:08] <@Break> :|
[18:12:13] < Dr_Schubert> Your diet changes the taste of your cum. For all the guys who didn't know.
[18:12:15] <@Break> What the fuck
[18:12:16] < Ecks> http://boards.4chan.org/x/
[18:12:19] < Dr_Schubert> Hint, eat watermelon.
[18:12:26] < Frank_Horrigan> Really? I was told pineapple.
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[18:12:33] < pooryoric> jesus ficking christ
[18:12:34] < Ecks> i read citrus
[18:12:35] < Dr_Schubert> Wheatgrass too.
[18:12:37] < Dr_Schubert> :D
[18:12:43] * Frank_Horrigan starts taking notes.
[18:12:51] < Voct> Frank_Horrigan - it's your fault.
[18:13:01] * Emogazzo is now known as Ragazzo
[18:13:02] < Voct> Frank_Horrigan - you were trying to suggest the most disgusting taste, and you said 'semen'.
[18:13:04] < pooryoric> #TalkAboutCum
[18:13:07] < pooryoric> ^go.
[18:13:08] <%Doctor_Light> Okay, okay, go to #site69 if you want to keep talking about this, keep your semen out of the main room
[18:13:11] < Voct> and then KiraKodera said semen tastes good.
[18:13:17] < Dr_Schubert> Yeah, I had a friend and she said melon and wheatgrass.
[18:13:18] < Dr_Schubert> And that's all I've got to say.
[18:13:33] < KiraKodera> yeah i stopped as soon as i saw break's question mark
[18:13:45] < Voct> ASPARAGUS
[18:13:49] < Dr_Schubert> Who here does hookah?
[18:14:05] < pooryoric> …
[18:14:11] < progress> …
[18:14:12] < Voct> KiraKodera is a <connection reset by peer>
[18:14:18] < pooryoric> THIS IS THE CHAT CHANNEL FOR SCP WIKI DISCUSSION
[18:14:20] <%Doctor_Light> Aaaand #site420 if you want to talk about that too
[18:14:25] < Throne> http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t280/left4dead411/th_l4d-boss-art-boomer.jpg
[18:14:27] < pooryoric> YOU STUPID CUNTS
[18:14:34] < Dr_Schubert> Haha.
[18:14:42] < progress> I think it is in my best interest to not speak again until the chat has regained some semblance of normality
[18:14:43] * Throne is now known as Aesop
[18:14:50] * Aesop shoves Kira off.
[18:14:58] < pooryoric> TALK ABOUT SOME MOTHERFUCKING SCP RELATED STUFF
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[18:15:04] < GabTheGreat> This conversation has gone too far.
[18:15:09] < Voct> pooryoric - could I ask which 682 termination tests you like?