Instead of creating a new thread everytime we have a troll, just add it here.
On that note, Fusha was banned for trolling. And PAlex was banned for being 12, and thus way too young to be around any of you guys.
Admin, SCP Wiki
Fusha was back in this morning, evading the ban. Apparently not the first time he's come in after being banned, either.
Some guy kept on complaining that he could not use his favourite nick “horsedick” and then when he started arguing about how denying him the “service” that is the chat was wrong, Gnosis banned him. He later came back as phallusEquinus and yoric booted him again.
His whole argument was founded on the fact that Ecks posts NSFW links and thus, he should be allowed to use his nick, horsedick.
First visit:
[18:56:24] < Ecks> not safe
[18:56:26] < Ecks> http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/508580
[18:56:54] < trapdocks> ecks why the fuck would you think that warranted pasting
[18:57:03] < KiraKodera> because he's ecks
[18:57:06] < BlackWing> trapdocks: It's ecks. He doesn't need a reason
[18:57:11] < Nioki> Clearly, you don't know Ecks.
[18:57:35] < Dr_Schubert> Ecks does that.
[18:57:45] < trapdocks> i mean it wasn't even worth it for shock value
[18:57:48] < trapdocks> not for humor value
[18:57:50] < trapdocks> there was NO value
[18:57:54] < BlackWing> Trapdocks
[18:58:01] < BlackWing> Ecks doesn't have logic to his posts
[18:58:04] < BlackWing> He just posts them
[18:58:20] < GabTheGreat> I don't know you, Ecks, but I already like you.
[18:58:29] < redockted> you guys put up with that bullshit but you don't appreciate my typical irc handle [horsedick]
[18:58:37] < redockted> i'll never understand
[18:58:37] < trapdocks> i know right
[18:58:49] < TheRaven> This chat is nominally SFW.
[18:58:52] < BlackWing> redockted: He atleast posts that they aren't safe
[18:59:01] < Dr_Schubert> BEcause that's stupid redacted.
[18:59:07] *** trapdocks is now known as nsfwHORSEdick
[18:59:11] < Dr_Schubert> Your handle was retarded.
[18:59:12] *** nsfwHORSEdick is now known as tarpdocking
[18:59:20] < Dr_Schubert> Immature. And stupid.
[18:59:23] < Ecks> not safe
[18:59:25] < Ecks> http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/508637
[18:59:29] < redockted> i think my handle is not retarded
[18:59:33] *** tarpdocking is now known as tarpdocks
[18:59:35] < Dr_Schubert> The fact you're still defending it is retarded, immature, and stupid.
[18:59:35] < redockted> and i think i'm smarter than you are
[18:59:35] < BlackWing> It is
[18:59:37] < Sophos> That's because you're dumb
[18:59:47] < Sophos> Why are we even having this conversation?
[18:59:52] < Dr_Schubert> You can continue to think that. I welcome it. It probably isn't true.
[18:59:54] < Sophos> Why can't we just talk about SCPs?
[18:59:58] < tarpdocks> LoL
[19:00:01] < Sophos> !roll 1d1000
[19:00:02] < Nala> Sophos: 1d1000=388 (388)
[19:00:03] < tarpdocks> he's a doctor
[19:00:06] < Sophos> SCP-388
[19:00:06] < Nala> Sophos: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-388 - Ultimate Frisbee
[19:00:09] < Dr_Schubert> When do we ever talk about SCPs in here?
[19:00:10] < redockted> challenge me in some way then, Dr_Schubert
[19:00:13] < Dr_Schubert> Niiice. I love the frisbee.
[19:00:17] < redockted> you won't win.
[19:00:17] < GFox> Ah, the frisbee.
[19:00:20] < tarpdocks> !roll 1d6 damage to dr_schubert
[19:00:20] < Nala> tarpdocks, damage to dr_schubert: 1d6=4 (4)
[19:00:22] < Dr_Schubert> No, I won't waste my tHime with idiots.
[19:00:30] < tarpdocks> 4 damage to dr_schuberts ego
[19:00:44] < redockted> lol tarpdocks
[19:00:52] < redockted> not sure why you're defending me, but cool
[19:00:52] < Dr_Schubert> roll 2d20 logarithmic damage
[19:00:53] < Nala> Dr_Schubert, logarithmic damage: 2d20=10 (3,7)
[19:01:06] < Nioki> Why all these rolls.
[19:01:06] < GabTheGreat> !roll 1d20 damage to dr_schubert
[19:01:06] < Nala> GabTheGreat, damage to dr_schubert: 1d20=16 (16)
[19:01:14] < tarpdocks> owned
[19:01:14] < GabTheGreat> Let's get him guys!
[19:01:15] < Nioki> No.
[19:01:33] * Sophos facepalms
[19:01:33] * tarpdocks casts spell of internet rage against dr_schubert
[19:01:42] < Dr_Schubert> What the fuck is going on right now.
[19:01:42] < tarpdocks> he must roll a 17 or higher to escape
[19:01:46] < tarpdocks> !roll 1d20
[19:01:46] < Nala> tarpdocks: 1d20=16 (16)
[19:01:50] < tarpdocks> HAHAHAHA
[19:01:53] < tarpdocks> target becomes enraged
[19:01:59] < redockted> lol
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[19:02:04] < GabTheGreat> !roll 2d10 fire damage to dr_schubert
[19:02:04] < Nala> GabTheGreat, fire damage to dr_schubert: 2d10=13 (7,6)
[19:02:05] < Sophos> No role-playing in the channel
[19:02:05] < TheRaven> There is no fucking way you cast a DC17 rage spell.
[19:02:08] < Sophos> Please
[19:02:14] < TheRaven> Thanks Sophos.
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[19:02:25] < GabTheGreat> Oh, alright, party-breaker…
[19:02:30] * tarpdocks casts Summon Monster IV
[19:02:36] * tarpdocks summons Dyne the unfettered!
[19:02:41] < Sophos> The dice roll was for choosing a random SCP to talk about, not for you guys to RP about casting spells on each other
[19:02:44] < Dr_Schubert> C IS FOR COOKIE THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
[19:02:53] < CrumblyCookie> hello
[19:02:55] < Dr_Schubert> Damnit, I always fuck that up.
[19:02:55] < redockted> FaggotBehemoth was summoned
[19:03:02] *** Dr_Schubert is now known as Cookie_Monster
[19:03:09] < KiraKodera> k is for kompressor, kompressor is for me :D
[19:03:28] < Cookie_Monster> C IS FOR COOKIE THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
[19:03:34] *** Cookie_Monster is now known as Dr_Schubert
[19:03:39] < Dr_Schubert> Okay, now that I got that out…
[19:03:44] < KiraKodera> you are internet failure today, schubert
[19:03:56] < Dr_Schubert> I usually am. :P
[19:05:18] < BlackWing> moo
[19:05:49] *** GabTheGreat is now known as I
[19:05:49] *** I is now known as Guest49781
[19:06:03] *** Guest49781 is now known as GabTheGreat
[19:06:09] < GabTheGreat> Well this didn't work
[19:06:26] < BlackWing> Yup
[19:06:35] < Ecks> not safe
[19:06:38] < Ecks> http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/508598
[19:06:59] < Dr_Schubert> My internet is sucking right now.
[19:07:12] < redockted> ddos coming?
[19:07:50] < Dr_Schubert> Hmm?
[19:08:03] < BlackWing> Ecks: Interesting
[19:08:13] < Dr_Schubert> I'm on my school's network. Too many people on a network that isn't made for it for some reason.
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[19:08:37] < Cody_Bracken> crap
[19:08:45] < Iota> School net generally stinks.
[19:08:48] < redockted> csufresno.edu
[19:08:49] *** Cody_Bracken is now known as KatoHearts
[19:08:56] < redockted> yeah, you must be incredibly intelligent
[19:09:09] < Ecks> did everybody watch the new zone flash?
[19:09:09] < redockted> i concede
[19:09:58] < redockted> liberal arts, i presume?
[19:10:06] < Dr_Schubert> Actually undeclared.
[19:10:12] < Dr_Schubert> Might become a teacher.
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[19:10:17] < Dr_Schubert> Maybe music ed, maybe history.
[19:10:21] < redockted> well, that's what we need in america
[19:10:26] < redockted> more smart teachers
[19:10:30] < tarpdocks> yeah
[19:10:31] < redockted> good work
[19:10:37] < TheRaven> ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
[19:10:52] < redockted> are you terminating a question with a period?
[19:10:53] < TheRaven> I ONLY HAVE 2GB RAM.
[19:11:01] < redockted> THX FOR ANNOUNCING
[19:11:10] < GabTheGreat> SCP-A5
[19:11:13] < TheRaven> Or is that all windows will recognize?
[19:11:18] < GabTheGreat> Does it even exist?
[19:11:21] < Ecks> not safe
[19:11:22] < Ecks> http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/508624
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[19:13:00] < TheRaven> Gab: whatever that is, you'd be better off searching Documents for it.
[19:14:27] < GabTheGreat> The search option didn't turn up anything
[19:14:45] < GabTheGreat> It's an armor, mentionned in the superball SCP
[19:15:01] < TheRaven> Oh.
[19:15:04] < Dr_Schubert> Yeah, I think that's the only time it's mentioned though.
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[19:15:07] < tarpdocks> god where's aelanna
[19:15:11] < Ragazzo> I know what you mean gab. I don't thinkit turns up elsewhere.
[19:15:14] < TheRaven> Then chances are it's fictional or deleted.
[19:15:39] < GabTheGreat> Well this sucks. It looked interesting.
[19:15:52] < TheRaven> ON another note: does anybody know how much RAM Win7 should be able to recognize?
[19:16:05] <@Gnosis> It depends on if it's 32-bit or 64-bit
[19:16:15] < redockted> it seems like a lot of SCPs get 'decommissioned.'
[19:16:23] < TheRaven> 64 bit.
[19:16:24] < Dr_Schubert> Not really.
[19:16:30] < Dr_Schubert> There hasn't been a decom in quite a while.
[19:16:34] <@Gnosis> It should recognize a shitload of ram, then.
[19:16:37] < Dr_Schubert> Those are heads on stakes for what not to do.
[19:16:38] < redockted> why should i bother writing one if this is likely to happen? how can i know that my contribution will be worthwhile?
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[19:16:47] <@Gnosis> as in more than you can ever possibly have
[19:17:03] < TheRaven> Which means I've either got a bad stick, or the guys building this thing fucked up/ripped me off.
[19:17:05] < Sophos> redockted: If it doesn't suck, it won't =P
[19:17:07] < Dr_Schubert> Well, why go outside if you know that you can possibly die?
[19:17:21] < redockted> well, to be fair Sophos, a lot of the SCPs i've read kind of suck
[19:17:22] < Sophos> Also, decomms don't happen at all
[19:17:24] < GabTheGreat> Touch
[19:17:26] < redockted> so i'm not sure that that's a valid basis
[19:17:28] < Dr_Schubert> Aight guys, I'm off to dinner. See ya.
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[19:17:50] < Sophos> redockted: Great, good for you. Go downvote them and then post why you think they suck in each discussion thread
[19:17:56] < Sophos> That's how all bad SCPs get deleted
[19:18:13] < redockted> oh i see, thank you for being so informative
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[19:18:40] < GabTheGreat> I'm wondering, can I add to SCP-914's experiments log?
[19:18:54] < Lamhfhada> Was redockted being sarcastic?
[19:19:03] < Lamhfhada> Also, who is redockted?
[19:19:09] < redockted> i'm horsedick
[19:19:13] < redockted> being oppressed
[19:19:23] < redockted> ;[
[19:19:31] < BlackWing> Who are you really?
[19:19:32] *** redockted is now known as redacted
[19:19:33] <@Gnosis> horsedick is a stupid username.
[19:19:50] < Sophos> I thought tarpdocks wanted to be horsedick
[19:19:52] < redacted> nice judgement
[19:19:56] < Lamhfhada> Pshh, zebras look more like horses than horses do.
[19:20:00] < tarpdocks> did you get one of your articles decommissioned or something redockted?
[19:20:04] < redacted> no, he changed to a similar nick for a second
[19:20:05] < Sophos> It's not nice to pretend to be two people
[19:20:08] < redacted> to illustrate a point
[19:20:28] < Lamhfhada> But I am two people!
[19:20:32] < tarpdocks> lol no
[19:20:42] < tarpdocks> I'm tarpsocks, tarpdocks, trapdocks, trapsocks, darpatocks
[19:20:55] < Nioki> GabTheGreat, yes, of course. Additions can be made to the experiment log. And can be removed from it, if they suck.
[19:20:57] < Lamhfhada> Choose_one.
[19:20:59] <@Gnosis> quit changing your username. it gets annoying.
[19:21:17] < Lamhfhada> There is a purpose to that default nickname.
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[19:21:25] < redacted> i'd rather go by my handle, but now that i can't, i don't know what to choose
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[19:21:34] < redacted> so i'll stay as redacted i suppose
[19:21:42] < Lamhfhada> What is your handle?
[19:21:47] < redacted> horsedick.
[19:21:52] < redacted> and i get kicked for it
[19:21:54] < redacted> so
[19:21:55] < redacted> =]
[19:21:58] < redacted> * =[
[19:22:15] < Lamhfhada> Hmm. Yes. I can see why.
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[19:22:34] < redacted> can you? i don't go around ddosing people for their stupid nicks or inclinations
[19:22:40] < redacted> but you deny me service for my nick
[19:22:42] < Sophos> Great
[19:22:44] < Sophos> Good for you
[19:22:48] < Sophos> You're sooooooo special
[19:22:52] < Lamhfhada> I don't like this guy.
[19:22:55] < Sophos> We should cater to your every whim in our channel
[19:23:01] < Lamhfhada> He seems a little zealous.
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[19:23:08] < tarpdocks> gawddawmit
[19:23:15] < redacted> debate me on this topic in pm if you care to
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[19:23:25] < redacted> otherwise, let's move on.
[19:23:30] < Ragazzo> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0klNUDWOsVU&feature=channel It's here, it's here! xP
[19:23:30] *** redacted was kicked from #site19 by Gnosis [okay you're just an idiot.]
[19:23:32] < Kyuu-chan> [YouTube]: Title: Highschool of the Dead Episode 8 English Sub Part 1/3 [HQ] [RE-UPLOAD]
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[19:23:40] < Ragazzo> New bot…?
[19:23:42] < redacted> am i?
[19:23:48] < redacted> i disagree
[19:23:54] < Lamhfhada> I LOVE YOU RAGAZZO!
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[19:24:00] < that_tall> :l
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[19:24:06] *** redacted was kicked from #site19 by Gnosis [itt I violate constitutional rights]
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[19:24:08] < Ragazzo> xD
[19:24:17] < EponymousRex> GEIF
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[19:24:23] < redacted> not a thread.
[19:24:25] < redacted> =[19:24:28] < Nioki> Dammit Gnosis.
[19:24:32] *** mode/#site19 [+b Kyuu-chan!*@*] by Gnosis
[19:24:32] *** Kyuu-chan was kicked from #site19 by Gnosis [no bots allowed without asking.]
[19:24:44] < trapdocks> ugh what is wrong with my client
[19:24:47] < redacted> how do you know it's a bot?
[19:24:52] < Ragazzo> Who's bot was it…?
[19:24:56] < redacted> *whose
[19:25:04] < Ragazzo> Right, that.
[19:25:04] < trapdocks> lol
[19:25:05] <@Gnosis> They haven't said a single thing until Ragazzo posted a youtube link.
[19:25:15] < redacted> i'm really not an idiot, believe it or not.
[19:25:19] < Nioki> See the handle?
[19:25:19] < that_tall_fellow> What on earth's going on in here!
[19:25:28] < Nioki> Kyuu-chan (~toggaf.toggaf.toggaf|ulortilol#toggaf.toggaf.toggaf|ulortilol)
[19:25:29] <@Gnosis> you said I was ddosing you by kicking you. that's a pretty idiotic thing to say.
[19:25:33] <@Gnosis> also yeah that too
[19:25:35] < Nioki> That's a hint.
[19:25:38] < redacted> i never said that
[19:25:43] < redacted> i said you were denying me service
[19:25:48] < redacted> very different.
[19:25:56] < Sophos> There is no service
[19:26:02] < redacted> this chat is a service
[19:26:02] < that_tall_fellow> Only bullets.
[19:26:05] < Nioki> Also, the youtube link naming.
[19:26:08] <@Gnosis> you were comparing it to a ddos and… fuck it I don't feel like having this argument
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[19:26:15] < BlackWing> ddos?
[19:26:18] < Lamhfhada> This chat is a privelege.
[19:26:24] < redacted> yes, it is
[19:26:25] < Nioki> Redacted, we reserve the right to do what we want on our home turf.
[19:26:26] < that_tall_fellow> Hulloo, Flim Flamma Lamma!
[19:26:27] < BlackWing> Those seice and desist things?
[19:26:27] < Sophos> And we have every right to keep you out if we don't like you. Stop whining
[19:26:32] <@Gnosis> guys.
[19:26:33] < Sophos> And stop bringing it up. Gosh
[19:26:36] <@Gnosis> quit backseat moderating.
[19:26:37] <@Gnosis> :|
[19:26:40] < trapdocks> sapphos?
[19:26:47] < BlackWing> Gnosis: Will you turn the chat around?
[19:26:50] < Lamhfhada> Hey Tim Teal Fellatio?
[19:26:51] < GabTheGreat> gtg, people
[19:26:51] < redacted> yeah, the only one directly oppressing me is Gnosis. you all are just backseat oppressing
[19:26:57] < GabTheGreat> Smell ya later
[19:26:57] < that_tall_fellow> Help!
[19:26:59] < that_tall_fellow> Help!
[19:27:03] < that_tall_fellow> I'm bein' oppressed!
[19:27:08] < redacted> ^
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[19:27:12] < BlackWing> Backseat Oppressors? Sounds like the name of a band
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[19:27:20] < that_tall_fellow> …Yes, it does!
[19:27:21] < that_tall_fellow> :o
[19:27:22] < Parafish> >:|
[19:27:22] < Lamhfhada> Punk rock?
[19:27:29] < BlackWing> Yea
[19:27:31] <@Gnosis> Backseat Oppressors… yeah, I like it.
[19:27:32] < Nioki> Sounds… kinky.
[19:27:32] < that_tall_fellow> Not even a bad name, at that, if used right.
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[19:27:42] < that_tall_fellow> I'll be damned!
[19:27:49] < trapdocks> what was the monty python reference
[19:28:00] < BlackWing> If you have to ask: Then you're too dumb to get it
[19:28:01] *** Parafish is now known as Paradox
[19:28:08] *** mode/#site19 [+qo Paradox Paradox] by ChanServ
[19:28:08] < that_tall_fellow> Ttrapdocks: Bein' oppressed.
[19:28:09] < trapdocks> pair of docks
[19:28:11] <@Gnosis> oh hey Dox
[19:28:12] < that_tall_fellow> Hullo, Dox!
[19:28:21] <~Paradox> hiya guys
[19:28:21] < Lamhfhada> Hey duckman!
[19:28:24] < trapdocks> hey can i get a pair of docks over here?
[19:28:37] < Lamhfhada> Bad joke is crap
[19:28:39] <~Paradox> too exhausted to make a snippy retort
[19:28:43] < that_tall_fellow> Trapdocks: Wouldn't your name suggest you… OH.
[19:29:05] < redacted> all i was saying Gnosis..
[19:29:07] < that_tall_fellow> OBVIOUS PUN TIME, APPARENTLY.
[19:29:08] < trapdocks> Lamhfhada: you are offended by docking?
[19:29:11] < BlackWing> God, trapdocks.
[19:29:12] < redacted> you exercise your power, i don't
[19:29:18] < BlackWing> That joke was worse than mine. And I make bad jokes
[19:29:22] < redacted> it reflects something.
[19:29:27] <@Gnosis> I don't know what the hell you're talking about
[19:29:36] < redacted> you force your whims upon others
[19:29:37] *** that_tall_fellow is now known as christopher_walken_doing_stand
[19:29:41] < christopher_walken_doing_stand> *standup
[19:29:43] < christopher_walken_doing_stand> fuck it
[19:29:46] < trapdocks> dockstar runner
[19:29:47] *** christopher_walken_doing_stand is now known as that_tall_fellow
[19:29:54] < that_tall_fellow> not worth it.
[19:29:55] < Lamhfhada> Hey Gnosis
[19:29:56] *** redacted was kicked from #site19 by Gnosis [Gnosis]
[19:30:01] *** mode/#site19 [+b *!*@synIRC-1A85A628.hsd1.il.comcast.net] by Gnosis
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[21:30:36] < BlackWing> np
[21:31:16] < nexer> is there somthing i missed while i was gone or is it the usual banter
[21:31:19] < simsim> merry meet
[21:31:30] < BlackWing> you missed things and stuff
[21:31:47] < phallusEquinus> probably nothing important
[21:31:59] < BlackWing> ….
[21:32:01] < BlackWing> Seriously?
[21:32:01] < nexer> cool thanks
[21:32:20] < BlackWing> You really think using the name "horsedick" in latin would be funny?
[21:32:30] < phallusEquinus> oh, a scholar
[21:32:32] *** choose_one [rb.ten.moceletlisarb.lsd.407ematc.C0E104D4-CRInys|tibbiM#rb.ten.moceletlisarb.lsd.407ematc.C0E104D4-CRInys|tibbiM] has joined #site19
[21:32:33] * phallusEquinus golf clap
[21:32:37] < BlackWing> I know enough
[21:32:39] < simsim> wait what
[21:32:44] *** choose_one [rb.ten.moceletlisarb.lsd.407ematc.C0E104D4-CRInys|tibbiM#rb.ten.moceletlisarb.lsd.407ematc.C0E104D4-CRInys|tibbiM] has quit [Quit: choose_one]
[21:32:49] < nexer> oh, god i just got that thats sick man!
[21:33:01] < simsim> why are we talking about horse dicks
[21:33:03] < Dr_Schubert> He's focused on this whole horsedick thing.
[21:33:06] < nexer> but awsome
[21:33:12] < BlackWing> no nexer
[21:33:13] < nexer> why?
[21:33:14] < BlackWing> It's not
[21:33:17] < phallusEquinus> yes nexer, it is
[21:33:24] < BlackWing> It is juvenile
[21:33:47] < simsim> what kind of channel is this
[21:33:51] < phallusEquinus> so? i don't take it upon myself to berate your nick
[21:34:04] < phallusEquinus> just relax and focus on something else, christ
[21:34:06] *** phallusEquinus was kicked from #site19 by pooryoric [didn't we ban you earlier?]
[21:34:16] *** phallusEquinus [~moc.wzvym.3-79-96-bus.C58C920D-CRInys|htnys#moc.wzvym.3-79-96-bus.C58C920D-CRInys|htnys] has joined #site19
[21:34:36] < Dr_Schubert> Yoric, can you give simsim the lowdown?
[21:34:50] < nexer> well not for the chat, but it was clever in general, i appologize for that promotion of childish behaivior
[21:34:59] < phallusEquinus> it's a sci-fi themed sort of thing
[21:35:04] < BlackWing> What is?
[21:35:04] <@pooryoric> simsim, this is the chat channel for the SCP wiki: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/
[21:35:19] < phallusEquinus> SCP
[21:35:25] < simsim> i know what scp is why are we talking about horse dick
[21:35:26] *** phallusEquinus was kicked from #site19 by pooryoric [no, seriously. change your nick. we've been over this.]
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[21:30:36] < BlackWing> np
[21:31:16] < nexer> is there somthing i missed while i was gone or is it the usual banter
[21:31:19] < simsim> merry meet
[21:31:30] < BlackWing> you missed things and stuff
[21:31:47] < phallusEquinus> probably nothing important
[21:31:59] < BlackWing> ….
[21:32:01] < BlackWing> Seriously?
[21:32:01] < nexer> cool thanks
[21:32:20] < BlackWing> You really think using the name "horsedick" in latin would be funny?
[21:32:30] < phallusEquinus> oh, a scholar
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[21:32:33] * phallusEquinus golf clap
[21:32:37] < BlackWing> I know enough
[21:32:39] < simsim> wait what
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[21:32:49] < nexer> oh, god i just got that thats sick man!
[21:33:01] < simsim> why are we talking about horse dicks
[21:33:03] < Dr_Schubert> He's focused on this whole horsedick thing.
[21:33:06] < nexer> but awsome
[21:33:12] < BlackWing> no nexer
[21:33:13] < nexer> why?
[21:33:14] < BlackWing> It's not
[21:33:17] < phallusEquinus> yes nexer, it is
[21:33:24] < BlackWing> It is juvenile
[21:33:47] < simsim> what kind of channel is this
[21:33:51] < phallusEquinus> so? i don't take it upon myself to berate your nick
[21:34:04] < phallusEquinus> just relax and focus on something else, christ
[21:34:06] *** phallusEquinus was kicked from #site19 by pooryoric [didn't we ban you earlier?]
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[21:34:36] < Dr_Schubert> Yoric, can you give simsim the lowdown?
[21:34:50] < nexer> well not for the chat, but it was clever in general, i appologize for that promotion of childish behaivior
[21:34:59] < phallusEquinus> it's a sci-fi themed sort of thing
[21:35:04] < BlackWing> What is?
[21:35:04] <@pooryoric> simsim, this is the chat channel for the SCP wiki: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/
[21:35:19] < phallusEquinus> SCP
[21:35:25] < simsim> i know what scp is why are we talking about horse dick
[21:35:26] *** phallusEquinus was kicked from #site19 by pooryoric [no, seriously. change your nick. we've been over this.]
Fun little update to the horsedick saga. He rejoined again with the username "synth" and was IP banned, but explained in PM that he had assumed that his tempban was expired because he was able to join the channel. He was summarily told to contact a mod on saturday.
He was a tad argumentative in PMs, but I chose to be merciful and let the ban remain temporary. If he comes back, though, I suggest he be permabanned immediately following the first offense.
Came back under the names horsedick, horsemember, phallusEquinus and bitCheval. Permaban put in place on *!*@synIRC-A0996B99.sub-75-205-184.myvzw.com for being a goddamn moron who used the name horsedick, and kept using it.
Tarpadocks AKA trapsocks AKA darpatocks AKA whatever was given a three day ban for persistent attempts to cause controversy in 19. Less than ten minutes later, he rejoined and started railing against the ban, and was summarily permabanned.
EDIT: and is now spamming me with insults via PM. So yeh. Make sure this one doesn't come back.
And he came back in, and was re-banned promptly.
Somebody take care of that, please.
…..and he came back in again.
Dude doesn't know when to quit.
Also:
<tarpsocks> Can anyone even tell me what I did to be banned? Btw, I was only banned once.
=== tarpsocks <~PI.8D69ED59.AAFDD3FF.0A23CFB7|skcodprat#PI.8D69ED59.AAFDD3FF.0A23CFB7|skcodprat> “scurz”
=== tarpsocks: member of #creatives, #obama, and #theownzone
=== tarpsocks: attached to swordfish.mo.us.synirc.net “- xiphias gladius”
—- End of WHOIS information for tarpsocks.
<Gerald> You were banned, evidently flooded Yoric with a bunch of insults, and the ban was made permanent.
<tarpsocks> ooOOOoo
<tarpsocks> well someone needs to learn how to moderate the channel better
<tarpsocks> because it clearly wasn't permanent
<Gerald> :l
<tarpsocks> there are these things called bots
<tarpsocks> that can take care of it for you
<tarpsocks> just to let you know
[19:19:13] *** tarpsocks [~PI.8D69ED59.AAFDD3FF.0A23CFB7|skcodprat#PI.8D69ED59.AAFDD3FF.0A23CFB7|skcodprat] has joined #site19
[19:19:15] *** Bright [~ten.labolgcbs.imzmlk.lsd.16DDA124-CRInys|aynon#ten.labolgcbs.imzmlk.lsd.16DDA124-CRInys|aynon] has quit [Ping timeout]
[19:19:22] < BlackWing> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_swFUVeVKo
[19:19:23] < Grapewhistle> BlackWing: Kiefer Sutherland - Calorie Mate (Japanese Commercial) - length 14s - rated 4.90/5.0 (229) - 157,370 views - MrBumpy on 2006.04.20
[19:19:36] < Vector> Would an SCP that can detect other SCPs in any way be hated on?
[19:19:41] <@MrUnimport> Ahahahaha
[19:19:50] <@MrUnimport> First Solid Snake, now Jack Bauer?
[19:20:00] < BlackWing> Vector: Would you kindly go into a circular room and sit in the corner?
[19:20:09] < BlackWing> Solid Snake's Japan to start with
[19:20:09] < Frank_Horrigan> BlackWing: That actually seems perfectly normal.
[19:20:16] <@MrUnimport> I know, but he's an action hero.
[19:20:17] < tarpsocks> hey
[19:20:21] < Frank_Horrigan> Except for the fact that none of those schoolgirls are getting tentacle raped.
[19:20:23] < BlackWing> A japanese action hero
[19:20:27] < Ecks> not safe
[19:20:29] < chubert> yes, vector, it would be hated on.
[19:20:30] < Ecks> http://swfchan.com/18/87837/?XJ9.swf
[19:20:34] < tarpsocks> Greetings!
[19:20:41] < BlackWing> Hello tarpsocks
[19:20:44] < chubert> hi
[19:20:54] < chubert> are you new?
[19:20:56] * BlackWing throws tarpsocks into a pool of chubert's Aizen rage
[19:21:00] < Vector> Like, it wouldn't even detect them because of what they are, but it would see what they have done and notice it's not normal
[19:21:11] < chubert> um.
[19:21:17] < chubert> wait, how does that even work?
[19:21:18] < BlackWing> Vector: Do you think before you type?
[19:21:21] < tarpsocks> No, I'm not new
[19:21:25] < Sophos> tarpsocks: You know, I swear you were perma-banned from the channel
[19:21:28] < BlackWing> chubert: Rage at Aizen
[19:21:29] < TrailMix> chubert: Bleach fan?
[19:21:30] < Sophos> tarpsocks: Why do you keep coming back?
[19:21:33] < chubert> ok, that's me having a lack of sitrep.
[19:21:35] < Vector> A being that can taste something's history
[19:21:43] < tarpsocks> I haven't been here in over a month
[19:21:45] < tarpsocks> probably two months
[19:21:46] < BlackWing> TrailMix: Chubert's not a fan of Aizen
[19:21:55] < chubert> trailmix, BW and I are regulars at the tvtropes bleach forum.
[19:21:55] <@Gerald> 'lo Tarps.
[19:22:00] < BlackWing> Yea
[19:22:03] < chubert> BW oftentimes references this, despite the fact that
[19:22:06] < chubert> a. this is not tvtropes
[19:22:08] < chubert> b. this is not a forum
[19:22:12] < chubert> and c. this has nothing to do with bleach
[19:22:13] < BlackWing> I'm bored
[19:22:14] < tarpsocks> sophos: I don't think I was permabanned. How would I be able to join?
[19:22:17] < chubert> but still.
[19:22:17] < BlackWing> Dont judge me
[19:22:23] < Frank_Horrigan> Brain Bleach, maybe.
[19:22:27] < Frank_Horrigan> VIRAL WHOLE GRAIN CEREAL.
[19:22:35] < BlackWing> Chocolate Grain
[19:22:42] < BlackWing> Oh! 2 BERRIES, 1 CUP
[19:22:46] < Frank_Horrigan> That's going on the list.
[19:22:48] < Shiromisa> …well, I'm at least secure in the knowledge that if people start disliking me here, I'll know about it. XD
[19:22:52] < TrailMix> chubert: how do you feel about…Bondage Aizen?
[19:22:55] < TrailMix> :O
[19:23:20] * chubert points to "this has nothing to do with bleach"
[19:23:26] < Vector> !search historian
[19:23:27] < Grapewhistle> Vector: No SCPs found.
[19:23:33] < Voct> !search histor
[19:23:33] < Grapewhistle> Voct: SCP-800 - An Eastern History - http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-800
[19:23:52] < TrailMix> Chubert: sorry. I have a bit of a bile fascination with the whle thing
[19:23:55] < BlackWing> Shiromisa: You haven't done anything yet
[19:24:01] <@Gerald> Tarpsocks.
[19:24:04] <@Gerald> You were banned.
[19:24:05] < chubert> yeah, it's fine
[19:24:06] <@Gerald> Several times.
[19:24:11] < chubert> bondage aizen was…pretty ridiculous
[19:24:12] < Vector> So is the psychic historian a stupid idea?
[19:24:13] < BlackWing> And if my stupidity can last nearly a year, then you'll be fine
[19:24:25] *** BrightGM is now known as Bright
[19:24:32] *** mode/#site19 [+o Bright] by ChanServ
[19:24:33] *** tarpsocks [~PI.8D69ED59.AAFDD3FF.0A23CFB7|skcodprat#PI.8D69ED59.AAFDD3FF.0A23CFB7|skcodprat] has left #site19 []
[19:24:40] <@MrUnimport> Haha.
[19:24:42] < TrailMix> aw, he ran away
[19:24:42] <@Bright> Damn, too fast
[19:24:47] <@Gerald> /kick Tarpsoc-oh, there we go.
[19:24:49] < BlackWing> Hell, when I was starting to join, Yoric hated me.
[19:24:58] <@MrUnimport> This is like Carmen Sandiego.
[19:25:03] < chubert> what did this trapsocks guy do?
[19:25:10] < BlackWing> MrU: Only not as hot
[19:25:14] <@MrUnimport> Yeah…
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[19:25:42] <@Bright> the usual stupidity
[19:25:44] * Calista does not want to do her homework, and is miffed at the existence of tomorrow's due date
[19:26:00] <%Metaphorphosis> Eat all the dicks in the world.
[19:26:03] < Sophos> tarpsocks: Because your ban, [19:25:36] *** 15 - #site19: ban *!*@575E7F90.A217549A.FD8FB86F.IP [by Gerald, 3707887 secs ago], is still there
[19:26:06] < Sophos> Oh, he's gone
[19:26:08] < Sophos> Damn
(I can't get pastebin to work, gives me blank pages)
He's being oblivious on purpose. Because obviously, having a bot replace the ban list is going to be a more productive and better idea. (not for him)
We could ban his nick, but then he'd come in as trapsocks, etc.
Aaaaand a guy called simsim or simsim_ was apparently creepering teaflower. when she complained to me, I PM'd him asking him to leave her alone. five minutes later she got this:
18:30 teaflower <simsim_> lol i freaked you out?
18:30 teaflower <simsim_> are you serious
18:30 teaflower <teaflower> Yeah, you did.
18:30 teaflower <teaflower> Please leave me alone.
18:30 teaflower <simsim_> man life must be hell being that idiotic
18:30 teaflower <teaflower> Excuse me?
18:30 teaflower <simsim_> if that freaked you out you're an idiot, that's all I'm saying
I've banned him, and am leaving the duration up to paradox. I suggested that if he continues harassing teaflower she take the matter to server administration.
Fuck him forever jesus fuck christ unban him just so you can BAN HIM AGAIN that ASSDOUCHE.
Fucking fuckers.
Admin, SCP Wiki
veldrone, banned for generally being… off. Apparently he thinks we're discriminating against him because he's gay with ADD and Asperger's now.
Yes. That is precisely why I didn't like him.
Well spotted, veldrone.
Goosefat, banned for idiocy. Someone else can unban him later, but if it were left up to me, it stays.
Logs:
[00:04] <goosefat> I'm more badass than a million axe-cops
[00:04] <Pig_catapult> bullshit, Goose
[00:05] <goosefat> axe cop looks like he belongs in a gay porno
[00:06] <Clef> And yet he is manlier than you, goosefa
[00:06] <Clef> t
[00:06] <goosefat> are you saying gay men aren't manly?
[00:07] |<— Dr_Schubert has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: Peace, brah.)
[00:07] <Clef> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j05nKOy3aNY&feature=related
[00:07] <Taveena> bear.
[00:08] <goosefat> gay men will fuck u up
[00:08] <goosefat> then fuck ur ass
[00:08] <Pig_catapult> actually, most gay men don't actually like anal sex
[00:09] <Pig_catapult> in fact, heterosexual couples engange in it more often, percentage-wise
[00:09] <Pig_catapult> … and probably overall, considering
[00:09] <Sophos> wat
[00:10] <goosefat> i find that hard to believe
[00:10] <Pig_catapult> Goose, are you a part of the LGBTQ community?
[00:11] <goosefat> yeah
[00:11] <Pig_catapult> … Oh.
[00:11] <goosefat> gay men love anal
[00:11] <Clef> ummm
[00:11] <Clef> no
[00:11] <Clef> gay men love other men
[00:11] <goosefat> have you ever seen gay porn
[00:11] <Clef> anal sex is only one way of enjoying that.
[00:11] <Clef> goosefat
[00:12] <Clef> if we're going by pornos
[00:12] <Clef> being a pizza delivery guy or plumber is the best job in the world
[00:12] <Clef> no one ever needs a tissue afterwards
[00:12] <Pig_catapult> Goosefat, pornos do not reflect reality
[00:12] <Pig_catapult> Like, at all.
[00:12] |<— Imants has left irc.synirc.net (Ping timeout)
[00:12] <Clef> and erections can be achieved in ten seconds flat.
[00:12] <goosefat> there's a market for it dummy
[00:12] <Clef> goosefat?
[00:12] <Clef> you're a nitwit
[00:12] <Clef> that is all.
[00:12] <goosefat> if gay men didn't like watching men fucking in the ass
[00:12] <Clef> break, good night.
[00:13] <goosefat> it wouldn't be made
[00:13] =-= Mode #site19 +b *!*Mibbit@*.nullshells.net by Break
[00:13] <Clef> keep the peace.
[00:13] =-= goosefat was booted from #site19 by Break (Aaaaand one for Jenny and the wimp.)
[00:13] * Clef dips Break like a ballroom dancer as she bans pplz.
[00:13] <Pig_catapult> ♥
[00:13] <Break> -[ 00:13.31 ]- -( goosefat ): care to refute my argument
[00:13] <Break> -[ 00:13.36 ]- -( Break ): No.
[00:13] <Break> -[ 00:13.43 ]- -( Break ): Because it's a fucking stupid one.
BilderBerg, banned for me having to deal with this as soon as I sleepily logged in:
<BilderBerg> welcome heiden
<BilderBerg> welcome bitCheval
<Metaphorphosis> buck up, kiddo. you're more likely to score with a dame if you're not appearing to be self-concious of your failings. wether yuou are or not is irrelevant
<Metaphorphosis> *you
<BilderBerg> Metaphorphosis: I don't need you badgering me
<Ecks> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7iNGrAHOoI
<bitCheval> uh, hi
<Metaphorphosis> not badgering, son. you start complaining, i'll start haranging. you don't complain, theres no issue.
<BilderBerg> …ok?
<BilderBerg> welcome JonstaBarnes
<JonstaBarnes> Hey, whats up?
<BilderBerg> My Shitty Life
<JonstaBarnes> What's so shitty about it?
<BilderBerg> im JUST KIDDING Metaphorphosis
<JonstaBarnes> Are you a scat fetishist? :3
<Metaphorphosis> ?
<BilderBerg> i dont want to deal with these trolls
<BilderBerg> no, i'm not into scat god damnit
<@Heiden> are you sure?
<@Heiden> I mean
<@Heiden> you could try it
<@Heiden> see how you like it
<JonstaBarnes> Do you eat da poo poo like da ice cream? XD
<Nioki> Heiden can give you some tips.
<BilderBerg> did you get pleasure out of picking on the weak kid on the playground?
<Metaphorphosis> yes
<@Heiden> brb
<Doc_Burns> No, I was the weak kid on the playground.
<Metaphorphosis> lots
<@Heiden> fetching tiniest violin
<@Heiden> to play saddest song
<Nioki> Man, you are picking on yourself.
<Doc_Burns> That shit makes you grow up mean.
<@Heiden> I made a /poop joke/
<@Heiden> POOP JOKE
<@Heiden> THIS IS THE LOWEST FORM OF HUMOR
<@Heiden> AND YOU'RE GETTING BENT ABOUT IT
<@Heiden> TAKE A VACATION
<Doc_Burns> see the world
<BilderBerg> I'm sorry, maybe my sense of humor is too cerebral.
<Doc_Burns> and the mountains of shit it has to offer. sample them.
<Metaphorphosis> bathe in them
<Doc_Burns> rendolent with spices
<Metaphorphosis> throw it at Tila Tequila
<BilderBerg> what's next, some dick jokes? Maybe let the word cunt slip? Maybe we can all gather 'round and giggle about lynchin' one of dem black folks?
<@Heiden> …
<@Heiden> you're gone
<@Heiden> sorry
<BilderBerg> Just because humor is low-brow doesn't make one a pretentious douche for rejecting it.
<Nioki> Troll.
<@Heiden> not putting up with a pity party throwing drama queen
<Nioki> Really.
<JonstaBarnes> I say the word cunt all the time, but I don't like, make some big deal about it :P
I… Wow. Did he just compare scatalogical humor to racist jokes? Eesh.
Guy named Jack, tempbanned for intentionally irritating fuckery.
Someone unban *!*@synIRC-40021BF3.lightspeed.lsvlky.sbcglobal.net tomorrow if I don't remember to.
EDIT: I got it.
Israfel was banned for political fuckery and general rampant dumbassery. They're even complaining in the thread on SomethingAwful.
EDIT: forgot to mention he made us all look like dumbasses in front of the newbies.
He came back and was banned again.
EDIT: And again. And again.
