User theeyeofprovidence posted SCP-2742, which was a poorly disguised writeup of the show Gravity Falls.
The description of the SCP directly corresponds to Bill Cipher, the main antagonist of the show.
The town in Oregon is the titular town, Gravity Falls.
Fordsy refers to one of the protagonists, Stanford "Ford" Pines.
An event occurred in the town during 2012 that was heavily caused by a dimensional rift that punctured a hole in our reality, this exposed our dimension to many others but was shielded within the boarders of the town. One of are main scientists achieved in maintaining this apocalyptic phenomenon, [DATA EXPUNGED] later vanished off our radar with his twin brother, [DATA EXPUNGED], as they searched for anomalies in the Atlantic.
The above text is essentially a summary of the series finale.
The reference at the end to the 'Pines family' is a direct reference to the protagonists of the show.
ProcyonLotor summarily deleted, I witnessed.