Putting this up for records-keeping.
Noting that ironman443219 (account age 1 day) and Ironman3123 (account age 9 hours) applied back-to-back today, with both applications not meeting criteria.
I would like to join the staff because I love scps. I have all of the SCP games. Also, I have an idea for the foundation to terminate 096
Don't be a dick. My current age is [age removed]
Given the name similarity and the close timing of the applications, it seems like this may be the same person on multiple accounts (or siblings?).