New site member Dr Tate (account age 36 days, site membership 2 days) recently coldposted an article that is now in deletion: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5279
Excerpt:
Key Card: Level 3 [SENIOR]
Code Name: Midas
Object Class: Keter
Containment Procedures: SCP-5279 is to be contained inside a large humanoid containment cell decorated like a throne room, he is to be referred to as a name of respect such as "Sir" or "King" and is to be brought nearly anything he wants, including but not limited to: Food, drink, service, wine, to stop him from entering his rage state.Description: SCP-5279 is a human that looks like a Turkish male in his late middle ages with long brown hair and a medium length brown beard, his hair and beard are growing like a normal human, his height is 1.726 meters, he loves being treated like royalty and speaks fluent in Turkish and English, his anomalous abilities include: Turning things to gold with his hand, **able to eat gold,*
When addressed by reviewers regarding the multiple errors, the author responded:
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-14186553/scp-5279#post-5074866 (of note, the apostrophe was edited in immediately after the comment was initially posted)
Its meant to be based off of King Midas, and its meant to be a SCP not a Greek mythological emotional story, and also I never noticed any grammar error's I had.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-14186553/scp-5279#post-5074873
I know he isn't a modern SCP, but explain why SCP-343 "God" is still approved.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-14186553/scp-5279#post-5074898
Did you even read it? I thought I specified that those people were attacking him.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-14186553/scp-5279#post-5074899
You mods reply so fast I don't think you all even read it.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-14186553/scp-5279#post-5074900
And trust me, Ive seen God and he is literally just God, what kind of twist does he have?
Putting this up for records-keeping as their only other forum posting history is this thread: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-14185663/question where they ask if they can have a researcher username so long as they don't roleplay.