Comes into 17 to ask about 001, acts incoherent, gets asked about age, and it goes from there.
[19:53] * DrISH (PI.02DCD47C.64EE70B9.9D36CBDF|tibbiM#PI.02DCD47C.64EE70B9.9D36CBDF|tibbiM) has joined #site17
[19:55] <DrISH> Why Is Scp 001 locked and the rest of scp's are not what so special about this one may i access these files
[19:55] <%Decibelle> they're not
[19:55] <%Decibelle> you can still scroll down and look at them
[19:56] <DrISH> it can't its said its top secret
[19:56] <%Decibelle> you can, and it's just flavor text to make it look cooler
[19:56] <%Decibelle> the site is fictional, if you didn't know
[19:56] <TyGently> It's not actually top secret.
[19:56] <%Decibelle> and all articles on the site are fictional
[19:56] <TyGently> Nothing on the site is actually secret, we want you to read things, that's why we write them.
[19:56] <%Decibelle> so yes, you'll be fine, it won't kill you, and you can still read them
[19:58] <DrISH> yes i know that but i just wanted to know if ther was any other way i can read scp 001 if this was real i wouldnt be here asking this and raher just break in to are 51 instead
[19:58] <%Decibelle> you can read it by scrolling down to the bottom of the page
[19:58] <%Decibelle> and clicking the links to the articles
[19:58] <DrISH> thanks
[19:59] <%Decibelle> no problem
[20:00] <DrISH> oh i fixed i just went to dr clifs something like about the scp thanks
[20:01] <%Decibelle> no problem, although if you have any more questions, id recommend you try to make your text a bit more coherent, since i'm having trouble deciphering it
[20:01] <%GhostcyonGhostor> DrISH, if I may ask, how old are you?
[20:01] <DrISH> Am 9
[20:02] <%GhostcyonGhostor> Ah. That explains a lot.
[20:02] <DrISH> Im just playing 16
[20:02] <%GhostcyonGhostor> Well, unfortunately, this site has an age limit of 15.
[20:03] * Kens_Away is now known as Dr_Kens
[20:03] <DrISH> well im 16 so they can't ban me Because I have Anti Ban so Ha
[20:03] <%GhostcyonGhostor> Antiban isn't a thing
[20:03] * GhostcyonGhostor sets mode: +b DrISH!*@*
[20:03] <@Dr_Kens> I wish that was a thing.
[20:03] <%GhostcyonGhostor> TA DAH
[20:03] * GhostcyonGhostor sets mode: -b DrISH!*@*
[20:03] <%GhostcyonGhostor> and you just admitted to being 9
[20:04] <%GhostcyonGhostor> and that is… a lot more convincing than you being 16
[20:04] <DrISH> No really im 16
[20:04] <%GhostcyonGhostor> You do not talk like a 16 year old. You do, however, seem like a nine year old.
[20:04] <DrISH> i put 15 to see if the aplication was going to let me
[20:04] <%GhostcyonGhostor> what is your wikidot username, then?
[20:04] <DrISH> you know fake info i put in it exept the passcode
[20:05] <%GhostcyonGhostor> Well, what is your wikidot username?
[20:05] <%GhostcyonGhostor> The account name you applied under
[20:06] <DrISH> Classified Member why?
[20:06] <%GhostcyonGhostor> Because we don't let underaged users join the site. Thank you for telling me.
[20:06] <DrISH> and what the location for
[20:06] <%GhostcyonGhostor> Unfortunately, again, since I (and the other staff watching) all believe you are in fact nine, we are going to have to deny you from the site.
[20:07] <@Dr_Kens> Sorry. You should be playing outside, anyway.
[20:07] <%GhostcyonGhostor> And we cannot let you use the chat.
[20:07] <%Decibelle> you're welcome to come back in six years
[20:07] <@Dr_Kens> Vitamin D, fresh air, etc, is good for you.
[20:07] <%GhostcyonGhostor> You are free to reapply in six years, yes.
[20:07] <DrISH> Im 15 in real life
[20:07] <%Waxx> stay in school
[20:07] * LilySleep (rewolf.etuc|tsuj#rewolf.etuc|tsuj) Quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)
[20:07] <%GhostcyonGhostor> No, you're not.
[20:07] * &TheDuckman (~ten.tsacmoc.im.1dsh.233BB08E-CRInys|87tahCecI#ten.tsacmoc.im.1dsh.233BB08E-CRInys|87tahCecI) Quit (Broken pipe)
[20:07] <%GhostcyonGhostor> A 15 year old would have a better grasp of english
[20:07] <DrISH> i have proof
[20:07] <%GhostcyonGhostor> And you also claimed to be 16
[20:08] <%GhostcyonGhostor> bro, you can't even keep your fake age straight
[20:08] <%GhostcyonGhostor> and it's been like, five minutes?
[20:08] <%GhostcyonGhostor> And again, you really, really seem like a nine year old. Not a sixteen or fifteen year old.
[20:08] <DrISH> yes thats what I put 16 and im mexican so thats why am not good at grammer
[20:08] <%GhostcyonGhostor> Well
[20:09] <%Decibelle> GhostcyonGhostor, if i may
[20:09] <%GhostcyonGhostor> The actual punctuation and capitalization is much the same between Spanish and English
[20:09] * %GhostcyonGhostor speaks a fair amount of spanish
[20:09] <%GhostcyonGhostor> Go ahead, Decibelle
[20:09] <%Decibelle> DrISH: you are welcome to come back in nine years. however, you are not allowed to stay in chat due to being underage. if you have no further questions, i am going to have to ask you to leave.
[20:09] <%Decibelle> and that is final.
[20:09] <%GhostcyonGhostor> Six years.
[20:09] <%Decibelle> six years.
[20:09] <DrISH> Yes ik but im typing in english just in case
[20:09] <%Decibelle> my math slipped for a second.
[20:09] <%GhostcyonGhostor> Decibelle, you may do the honors.
[20:10] * Decibelle sets mode: +b *!*@FDBC63D9.9B07EE46.C74DCD20.IP
- Timer 1 activated
- Timer 1 halted
[20:10] * DrISH was kicked by Decibelle (we will see you in six years.)
Joins #site19 immediately.
[20:10] * Drmega (PI.02DCD47C.64EE70B9.9D36CBDF|tibbiM#PI.02DCD47C.64EE70B9.9D36CBDF|tibbiM) has joined #site19
[20:10] <Drmega> hello
[20:10] * Decibelle sets mode: +b *!*@FDBC63D9.9B07EE46.C74DCD20.IP
[20:10] * Drmega was kicked by GhostcyonGhostor (Yr still 9 bro)
Wikidot username is http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/classified-member and they have sent in an app, presumably.
