Chat user soupman6 was acting generally clueless in #thecritters, and upon being age-questioned, admitted to being underage. Log follows.
<soupman6> The Lounge User ok is this where you're supposed to send drafts?
19:44:57 <%Karakatt> Kara soupman6: Yes
19:45:03 <soupman6> The Lounge User oh ok
19:45:06 <%Karakatt> Kara This is where you get critique
19:45:33 <soupman6> The Lounge User ok i made a whole microsoft wordpage
19:45:38 can i just send it
19:47:13 <soupman6> The Lounge User i made two different scps, two tests and an interview, can i send them
19:47:34 <Koke> The Lounge User @soupman6 do you have a sandbox
19:48:31 <soupman6> The Lounge User i did a sandbox and then i put in a word format
19:48:37 .docx
19:48:47 <Koke> The Lounge User send the sandbox
19:49:37 <soupman6> The Lounge User the sandbox is the thing from the site right?
19:49:51 Huzzah, a draft of quality
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19:50:49 <Apoplexic> Human Music soupman6: Yeah, sandbox is a link to one of these - http://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/ - or any of the various other ones like that hosted on wikidot.
19:51:21 <soupman6> The Lounge User i wrote my draft in the user resources' sandbox, is that ok
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19:51:44 <soupman6> The Lounge User im sorry for the amount of questions, it kinda is my first time doing this..
19:51:51 <Koke> The Lounge User that's the main sandbox, go ahead and send it
19:54:11 <soupman6> The Lounge User ok imma send it
19:54:12 http://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/soupman
19:55:16 <Cerastes> soupman6: have you read the how to write a scp guide?
19:55:24 <soupman6> The Lounge User oh and btw i did like three more drafts, how do i make them on different sandboxes? do i just put different page names?
19:55:28 yes
19:56:08 <Cerastes> alright. because for one, you're missing the formatting, and two, the 6000 series is currently out of range, and will be for a while
19:56:18 <soupman6> The Lounge User ok
19:56:19 <Koke> The Lounge User soupman6: try to keep your drafts in as few sandboxes as you can so you dont have to keep track of too many links, you can store multiple drafts in a single sandbox
19:56:40 <soupman6> The Lounge User ok but what is wrong with the format
19:56:46 <soupman6> The Lounge User and what series can i use
19:57:20 <Koke> The Lounge User soupman6: for now, type something like SCP-XXXX
19:57:27 <soupman6> The Lounge User ok
19:57:30 <@ocuin> Luca soupman6: Hey friend, how old are you?
19:57:33 <Koke> The Lounge User you're writing in Series IV btw
19:57:59 <soupman6> The Lounge User 15, why?
19:58:48 <@ocuin> Luca Your questions are betraying a general lack of understanding I would expect from an underage user
19:59:02 <soupman6> The Lounge User ok
19:59:10 sorry
19:59:16 <Cerastes> as for the format, you're missing the bolded sections for number, object class, description, etc, that you would find in the How to Write A SCP guide
19:59:34 <soupman6> The Lounge User i put in all of those tho
19:59:41 <Cerastes> scp-013
19:59:42 <%Secretary_Helen> PircBot 1.5.0 Java IRC Bot - www.jibble.org Cerastes: SCP-013: Blue Lady Cigarettes (Rating: +460. Written 8 years ago By: Dexanote) - http://scpwiki.com/scp-013
19:59:44 <soupman6> The Lounge User i put in the number but its out of range
19:59:51 and the object class is safe
19:59:56 <Cerastes> notice how the sections here are in bold, as oppposed to your thing^
20:00:04 <soupman6> The Lounge User and the description is also there to
20:00:14 <@ocuin> Luca soupman6: Can I also ask what month you were born in?
20:00:37 <Koke> The Lounge User bold your Item #, Object Class, Special Containment Procedures, Description, Addendum soupman6
20:00:46 <soupman6> The Lounge User bro i was born in the fifth of november of 2005
20:00:58 <Cerastes> Koke: yes, thats what i was saying. im capable of explaining things
20:02:50 <soupman6> The Lounge User ok it is now bold and it's SCP-XXXX too
20:04:00 <@Riemann> Hi soupman6 - did you have a draft you wanted to share?
20:04:03 <Cerastes> soupman6: alright, so first problem i see is that your containment procedures dont actually tell us how to contain the object. they're really more of a discovery/description of how they first encountered it
20:04:08 <soupman6> The Lounge User i shared it already
20:04:13 but here it is:
20:04:20 http://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/soupman
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20:04:34 <Cerastes> also, i see no reason why 914 should be mentioned here
20:04:45 <@Riemann> ok! So - soupman
20:05:17 <@Riemann> Are you a member of the site?
20:05:58 <soupman6> The Lounge User wdym
20:06:17 <soupman6> The Lounge User i tried signing in, and i did, but it didnt really work
20:06:35 <Koke> The Lounge User soupman6, there's a thing on the sidebar that lets you submit an application to join the SCP wiki
20:06:40 @Riemann banned *!*@SCP-fje4p8.cpe.netcabo.pt (+b)
20:06:55 <Koke> The Lounge User the sidebar of the mainsite not the sandbox sry
20:07:11 <@Riemann> soupman6: Per site rules, you need to be 16 years of age by May of 2021. You're welcome back when you're 18
20:07:18 ← soupman6 (tp.obacten.epc.8p4ejf-PCS|egnuoleht#tp.obacten.epc.8p4ejf-PCS|egnuoleht) was kicked by @Riemann
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