User has been warned twice in the past for being excessively lolrandom and for saying really inappropriate things. Did it again today in #site19, log follows.
12:47 <Quadraginta> Well, my non-euclidian restroom story is really just an exercise to see how far I can take alliterations rhymes and absurdist humor to the nth degree and make the entire experience confusing as hell.
12:47 <•War_> Flopmind: talking seriously, without sustained blood flow tissue necrosis would prolly set in fairly quick
12:47 <•bluesoul> oh this was released when satriani did his clear acrylic one
12:47 ⇐ faut quit (REMOVED) Quit: CGI:IRC
12:47 <•bluesoul> that always sounded like a static hazard waiting to happen
12:47 <Flopmind> War_but like, how quickly is the question.
12:47 → faut joined (Removed)
12:48 <faut> i got stupid and closed the tab whats up
12:48 <•War_> idk i'm not rlly a biologist nor a doctor
12:48 <Flopmind> fair enough
12:48 thanks though!
12:48 <•taylor_itkin> Lol
12:48 <basircuser> might sell my acoustic guitar for an acoustic bass
12:48 <•bluesoul> keep both
12:48 <•taylor_itkin> ^
12:48 <•bluesoul> now you have two
12:49 <•taylor_itkin> I need a new bass and a new keyboard
12:49 <•War_> Flopmind: apparently a severed limb is viable for reattachment between 6 and 12 hours, however sicne muscle metabolises faster it will cause tissue deterioration much faster as well
12:49 <Quadraginta> Oh god…I just looked at my list of short stories…I have written seven SEVEN STORIES that all involve a toilet or toilet humor of some kind.
12:49 JE. SUS.
12:49 <Flopmind> this is an intervention, Quad
12:49 <Quadraginta> SEVEN. Sorry for shouting.
12:50 <Flopmind> War_ tyty
12:50 <faut> i guess you could say your inventory is full of toilet stories
12:50 flush, even
12:50 <Quadraginta> One was a toilet that destroyed the entire planet. The military fired a missile at it and the toilet ended up flushing it into the earth's core where it grew several sizes and destroyed the planet.
12:50 <•War_> Flopmind: i'm assuming this means that the limb is put into metabolic stasis of sorts by putting it on ice. factors like heat and shit will probably rapidly increase the rate of decay
12:51 <Quadraginta> Okay. I need to write. This is actually a thing I've been doing for months now in order to stay sharp…if you can even call my writing skills that…
12:51 But first, an alliteration.
12:51 <•MrAnakinSpecter> there is no such thing as a bad writer only an unpracticed one
12:51 <Quadraginta> Big beautifully brazen battery buttery buttcheeks beheld by bastardizingly bewitchingly badass bitches.
12:51 <•War_> this is also assuming that the person losing the limb survives long enough to see a reattachment of the limb
12:52 because if you cut an arm or a leg off you will hit an artery and bleed out
12:52 <Quadraginta> MrAnakinSpecter. I once knew a guy who used zero punctuation whatsoever and had one long run-on sentence.
12:52 That was torture.
12:52 Panteraghost → Panteradactyl
12:52 <Quadraginta> Anywho, I'm gonna continue working on my non-euclidian public restroom story now.
12:52 <•MrAnakinSpecter> they just needed to learn how to use punctuation
12:53 <Panteradactyl> What if humanity is alone in the universe because we accidentally logged into the PvE server instead?
12:53 <•MrAnakinSpecter> that doesn't make them a bad writer
12:53 <Flopmind> yeah, I figured.
12:53 <faut> i disagree torture is when someone writes a wall of text in full caps. it might be good with punctuation but i physically cannot
12:53 <•MrAnakinSpecter> Panteradactyl: what does pve mean?
12:53 <Quadraginta> MrAnakinSpecter. They also needed to learn that trying to seperate the entire friend group and trying to get loved ones killed for the sake of pride is not how to maintain good grace amongst humans.
12:53 <Panteradactyl> MrAnakinSpecter, PvE: Player vs Environmne.t. PvP: Player vs Player
12:53 <Quadraginta> MrAnakinSpecter. Sorry. I don't like that person.
12:54 <•MrAnakinSpecter> Quadraginta: well that's not really related to their skills as a writer
12:54 also jesus christ
12:54 Panteradactyl: is it a video game term?
12:55 <Quadraginta> MrAnakinSpecter. Their story involved around making me look dumb and making this girl he was obsessed with into his own personal whore.
12:55 <Panteradactyl> Ate
12:55 *Ayte
12:55 Motherf… **AYE
12:55 <•MrAnakinSpecter> ate ayte
12:55 ate ayte, captain Panteradactyl!
12:55 <Panteradactyl> I can't hear you…
12:55 <Quadraginta> MrAnakinSpecter. I agree that practice makes perfect. I, however, politely disagree that there is no such thing as a bad writer. However, a bad writer CAN be made into a good one.
12:56 Also AYE AYE PANTERADACTYL.
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12:56 <Quadraginta> Okay. I will write my story now. I need to STOP PROCRASTINATING.
12:56 <•MrAnakinSpecter> Quadraginta: that's, uhh… i guess? i don't think you should be referring to people as "whores" :|
12:57 <Quadraginta> MrAnakinSpecter. Sorry sorry!
12:57 Wrong word!
12:57 I didn't mean it like that!
12:57 Ugh. His own personal…insert word here…
12:57 Basically a…
12:57 It was awful self-indulgent story telling just for the sake of making me look bad and feeding his own fantasies to be with someon else.
12:58 I'm making this too personal and I'm getting embarassed. Sorry.
12:58 <Hex> Good afternoon everyone.
12:58 <•MrAnakinSpecter> it's okay quad
12:58 hello hex
12:58 - Quadraginta exhales sigh of relief.
User was not initially banned for this, because MrAnakinSpecter was unaware of the previous warnings. Ex post facto discussion in opchat revealed those warnings and consensus was for a 24 hour. MrAnakinSpecter enacted.
User was banned, told they could appeal, and declined to make use of their appeal.