uhh hi my name is BEPOP im gamer.
yes i found erpic game omgmgmgmg lol xd funny.
i buy game with mother credit card.
i am scp secret lab
ok uhh i am download
595353 HOURS LATER
ok finaly
oohhhhhhh fun game
maybe i should do this in real life lol
buys gun cutely and kills seller
yay im chaso insurgery
oh no mtf police coming
i got arrested :(
police man: ok so y u shoot
me: scp sl
police: umm… GIVE HIM AMNETSTHETISC
police: HAHA I WAS ACTUALLY A ALPHA-1 MOBILE TASK FORCE MEMBER
me: ahhhhhh
ok so me in cell with other prisoner death row thanks to furry ntf wait alpha-1 isnt nine tail fox
guard: look at 096 lol he loves people looking at him
me: no i played scp sl u dont do that he get mad
guard: what how did anesthetic no work
me: hahahahaahahahahaha
guard: bruh momentus
guard: gives anesthetics cutely
O5: no i dont think it work
me: ok
O5: ok make him scp he not amnethetics or just shoot him actually no we not goc
guard: shoots anyways
me: no i have god mode on
O5: >:(((((((( oh yeah thank u for shooting he is comfirmed scp now >:)
me: no
O5: yes
me: bruh
SCP-[REDACTED]
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: just put him in a box lol
Description he is immune to anything that tries to affect him physically also [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] ehh a few more [REDACTED]'s is enough. [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED].
nerd science man: ok is that good article
O5: ok
me: nooooo
me: teleports to car
car: turns left
O5: wtf
science nerd: bruh
SCP-[REDACTED]
Object Class: Safe Keter
Special Containment Procedures: impossible to contain bruh moment
Description he is immune to anything that tries to affect him physically also he teleports [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] ehh a few more [REDACTED]'s is enough. [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED].
science nerd: is that good
O5: yes
me: teleports to omega warheads and turns on
O5: turn it off TURN IT OFF
world: is destroyed cutely
SCP-[REDACTED]
O b j e c t C l a s s: K e t e r Apollyon
Special Containment Procedures: impossible to contain bruh moment
Description: he is immune to anything that tries to affect him physically also he teleports and can destroy the world. also he can turn on warheads without the correct authorization wtf he turned it off and it wasnt even enabled lol.
the end also based off of some people on discord telling me to write an article
wait no this isnt the end…
no actually it is earth is destroyed lol
