User came into #site17 and was immediately giving off sketchy vibes. Logs follow:
User was "synGuest303" in #site17:
2020-07-08 10:54:47 synGuest303: hello
2020-07-08 10:54:48 synGuest303: ?
2020-07-08 10:54:52 synGuest303: am i doing this right?
2020-07-08 10:55:06 MalyceGraves: Hello
2020-07-08 10:55:14 MalyceGraves: Do you have a question for staff?
2020-07-08 10:55:44 synGuest303: ah. i see. i was reading the how to make an SCP, wrote a draft and it said i could ask for feedback in IRC rooms
2020-07-08 10:55:56 synGuest303: am i in the incorrect place?
2020-07-08 10:56:09 MalyceGraves: Kinda. You are looking for #thecritters
2020-07-08 10:56:14 MalyceGraves: .s chat guide
2020-07-08 10:56:20 MalyceGraves: This will tell you how to get there
2020-07-08 10:56:26 synGuest303: thanks :D
2020-07-08 10:56:28 MalyceGraves: HOWEVER, right now is very slow
2020-07-08 10:56:31 synGuest303: love the site
2020-07-08 10:56:32 synGuest303: oh
2020-07-08 10:56:35 synGuest303: why is that?
2020-07-08 10:57:06 MalyceGraves: One of the major clients that a lot of our users access the chat is currently down
2020-07-08 10:57:26 MalyceGraves: So, things are slow because a lot of them are not online
2020-07-08 10:57:30 synGuest303: damn. but if i go to #thecritters there will be SOME poeple online right?
2020-07-08 10:57:35 MalyceGraves: Yes.
2020-07-08 10:57:41 synGuest303: ok thanks again ill click the link and figure it out
2020-07-08 10:57:43 synGuest303: are you staff?
2020-07-08 10:57:44 MalyceGraves: Just warning you that wait times are longer than usual
2020-07-08 10:57:50 MalyceGraves: Yes, I am.
2020-07-08 10:58:02 synGuest303: sick. thanks again
2020-07-08 10:58:20 synGuest303: bye *kisses toes gently*
2020-07-08 10:59:40 MalyceGraves: Uh, please don't be a creeper like that.
2020-07-08 11:00:03 synGuest303: i apologise
2020-07-08 11:00:05 synGuest303: i was kidding
2020-07-08 11:00:06 synGuest303: new question
2020-07-08 11:00:09 O5-29: :c
2020-07-08 11:00:25 MalyceGraves: O5-29 if you wish to chat here, you're gonna have to change your nick
2020-07-08 11:00:30 synGuest303: i did the whole login thing again but on #thecritters
2020-07-08 11:00:30 O5-29: bruhhh
2020-07-08 11:00:31 O5-29: aight
2020-07-08 11:00:44 synGuest303: and it said all sorts of crazy unicode shit
2020-07-08 11:00:51 synGuest303: and says i need a registered username
2020-07-08 11:00:58 MalyceGraves: Clearly you didn't read the guide
2020-07-08 11:01:01 MalyceGraves: .s chat guide
2020-07-08 11:01:09 synGuest303: sorry for my inability im just not used to 2012 sites and i have been reading so much scp related website shit
2020-07-08 11:01:12 synGuest303: i dont want tooooooo
2020-07-08 11:01:14 synGuest303: >:(
2020-07-08 11:01:41 MalyceGraves: Oh, don't worry, there are pictures.
2020-07-08 11:01:45 synGuest303: ok fine. thanks for the help
2020-07-08 11:01:45 synGuest303: wow.
2020-07-08 11:01:57 synGuest303: are you implying my inaptness at reading
2020-07-08 11:02:06 MalyceGraves: You said you didn't want to read.
2020-07-08 11:02:28 synGuest303: fine. ill go read it. thanks :D seeya!
2020-07-08 11:07:32 synGuest303: Malyce
2020-07-08 11:07:35 synGuest303: i fucked up
2020-07-08 11:07:50 cybersqyd: you gotta change your nickname first before you can register
2020-07-08 11:08:11 synGuest303: cyber wym?
2020-07-08 11:08:13 synGuest303: oh
2020-07-08 11:08:14 synGuest303: yea np
2020-07-08 11:08:24 synGuest303: wait lemme see if that works
2020-07-08 11:08:41 cybersqyd: you can't register a guest nick; you can use "/nick" to change it e.g. "/nick yellow" say
2020-07-08 11:12:33 synGuest303: hey so i need some help
2020-07-08 11:12:38 synGuest303: i put in an email
2020-07-08 11:12:42 synGuest303: to register this account
2020-07-08 11:13:11 synGuest303: and its not an email i can access. i frogot the password to it. i didnt give it my main email just my second one. what can i do?
2020-07-08 11:13:49 Kufat: synGuest303, unless you're trying to register a different nick on a different connection, it won't matter because you can't register guest nicks like synGuest303
2020-07-08 11:14:34 synGuest303: yea i put in a different one
2020-07-08 11:14:36 synGuest303: i think i got it
2020-07-08 11:14:40 synGuest303: i just needed a different nick
2020-07-08 11:14:47 synGuest303: thanks kuFAT
2020-07-08 11:14:49 IJustWantUpdates: I was wondering, what should I do if I need crit but thecritters is a dead room?
2020-07-08 11:15:04 synGuest303: ijustwantupdates im gonna go to #thecritters in a sec
2020-07-08 11:15:14 MalyceGraves: synguest ok, friend. I've been patient with you. Part of the guide includes the rules.
2020-07-08 11:15:21 MalyceGraves: You do need to read the rules
2020-07-08 11:16:02 Hexick: This idea thread lacks the proper format: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-13502551/concept-no-draft-yet
2020-07-08 11:17:02 MalyceGraves: Hexick - Got it
2020-07-08 11:19:51 synGuest303: Malyce i did read them. :( dont be mean. I typed in /msg NickServ confirm [i put in the passcode i got] and nothing happened (dont worry, my nickname isnt synguest3)
2020-07-08 11:20:32 MalyceGraves: How old are you, buddy?
2020-07-08 11:22:09 synGuest303: What a pleasant staff member. I am 16. Now, i know its annoying that i am not fluent in any of this IR
2020-07-08 11:22:12 synGuest303: IRC stuff
2020-07-08 11:22:17 synGuest303: and i understand its frustrating
2020-07-08 11:22:38 synGuest303: and i am sorry for the inconvenience it is causing
2020-07-08 11:22:59 synGuest303: i did, as mentioned in the rules, /register [my password] [my email]
2020-07-08 11:23:00 MalyceGraves: Look, friend, my major experience with you has been "I don't want to read the posted guide" and some creepy shit about my toes.
2020-07-08 11:23:13 MalyceGraves: So, no. I'm not feeling particularly pleasant
2020-07-08 11:23:54 synGuest303: The toes thing was painfully clearly a joke, followed by me going back and reading the rules
2020-07-08 11:24:00 synGuest303: i did everuthing the rules stated
2020-07-08 11:24:03 synGuest303: and it was working
2020-07-08 11:24:06 MalyceGraves: You gotta actually change your nickname if you want the services to work for you
2020-07-08 11:24:27 synGuest303: my nickname is changed on the tab im on. my name isnt synGuest303 there
2020-07-08 11:24:28 synGuest303: dont worry
2020-07-08 11:24:30 cybersqyd: (if you put in the passcode you got, you've probably finished registering successfully and just need to use "/join [channel name]" to join channels; but on whatever account you successfully registered a nick under)
2020-07-08 11:24:51 synGuest303: it was all fine until i did /msg NickServ confirm [the code i got by email]
2020-07-08 11:25:11 cybersqyd: what nick did you register?
2020-07-08 11:25:23 cybersqyd: and did you enter that while you were using the nick or in this tab?
2020-07-08 11:25:57 synGuest303: i went to a new tab, put in bruhman as a nickname since i fucked it up with my first nickname and bruhman was the first thing to come to mind
2020-07-08 11:26:01 synGuest303: two seperate tabs
2020-07-08 11:26:31 synGuest303: and i did the /regisster password email
2020-07-08 11:26:37 synGuest303: got the code sent to my email
2020-07-08 11:26:38 cybersqyd: bruhman is registered; you literally just need to join channels using /join
2020-07-08 11:26:53 synGuest303: ah.
2020-07-08 11:26:55 synGuest303: thanks :D
2020-07-08 11:26:59 synGuest303: sorry for being [R-SLUR]
2020-07-08 11:28:39 synGuest303: i am very sorry. seriously, i hate this as much as you, but where do i type in /join? i typed it into the IRC chat, to no avail
2020-07-08 11:28:56 synGuest303: then did it again by messaging NickServ and nothing happened either. do i need to go somewhere else?
2020-07-08 11:29:13 synGuest303: nvm
2020-07-08 11:29:14 synGuest303: fixed
2020-07-08 11:29:17 cybersqyd: did you do it in this tab? cos you'll have to do it in your bruhman tab
2020-07-08 11:29:23 synGuest303: <3 thanks for all the help
2020-07-08 11:29:29 synGuest303: i really appreciate this
Later, they slurred again in #thecritters, and this time it was caught:
2020-07-08 13:04:10 Bruhman: the only thing for me was i found a bit long. Especially since it's a letter to an O-5. again, im new and not too fluent in the SCP world, so maybe trim things a bit? But even if you dont, its a solid 9/10 letter
2020-07-08 13:04:24 Bruhman: had i written SCP-5500 i woudl love your letter to be attached
2020-07-08 13:05:06 Pighead: Excellent! I'm really glad to see that you appreciate it. Do you have a Wikidot pseudonym? I want to put your name, for the credits.
2020-07-08 13:06:09 Bruhman: the account i created is DrAnt, but again, im new to 2012 websites so pardon me if thats not what you want. why the fuck am i typing like a boomer
2020-07-08 13:06:15 Bruhman: yea my username is DrAnt on the wiki
2020-07-08 13:06:47 Pighead: DrAnt, noted, thanks!
2020-07-08 13:07:47 Bruhman: Pighead: it kicked me or smthing
2020-07-08 13:07:53 Bruhman: missed your message i think
2020-07-08 13:08:19 Bruhman: holy shit this c++ [R-SLUR] website is slightly annoying. im a zoomer, why do i need to use this old ass site
2020-07-08 13:08:23 barredowl: um
2020-07-08 13:08:27 barredowl: please don't use that word
2020-07-08 13:08:32 Bruhman: oh
2020-07-08 13:08:36 barredowl: it's a slur
2020-07-08 13:08:39 Bruhman: ah.
2020-07-08 13:08:43 Bruhman: is it officially?
2020-07-08 13:08:46 Bruhman: or ur ToS?
2020-07-08 13:08:50 barredowl: yes.
2020-07-08 13:09:02 Bruhman: damn :/ i liked using it
2020-07-08 13:09:04 Bruhman: oh well
2020-07-08 13:09:07 Bruhman: this stupid site
2020-07-08 13:09:20 barredowl: > This includes racist, sexist, and sexual-oriented slurs, as well as slurs targeting the mentally disabled or differently abled such as retard or spaz.
2020-07-08 13:09:45 Bruhman: aight. sorry
2020-07-08 13:09:46 Pighead: Yeah, don't use the r-word. For the rest, your username had been added!
2020-07-08 13:10:12 Bruhman: okay! thanks, although i dont see why. all i did was say i liked it and said to trim it down
2020-07-08 13:10:18 Bruhman: i woudl hardly call that advice
2020-07-08 13:10:24 Bruhman: or feedback for that matter
2020-07-08 13:12:22 Space_Kaiser: Would anyone like to look through a 2.9k draft?
2020-07-08 13:13:22 Pighead: What you made was already feedback at my eyes.
2020-07-08 13:13:24 Bruhman: Space_Kaiser: is it an SCP?
2020-07-08 13:13:30 Space_Kaiser: yes
2020-07-08 13:13:33 Bruhman: Pighead: awwww <3 thanks
2020-07-08 13:13:47 Bruhman: Space_Kaiser: ill be free in like 5-10 min ill msg u
2020-07-08 13:13:54 Space_Kaiser: IRC?
2020-07-08 13:14:13 Bruhman: yea
2020-07-08 13:14:20 Space_Kaiser: okie
2020-07-08 13:16:53 Bruhman: Bruhman was kicked by MalyceGraves for: This is an official warning. Using slurs will get you banned.
Then they came back and were bitching about how we're all boomers and outdated.
2020-07-08 14:45:40 Bruhman: i have deduced that this site is run and populated only by boomers
2020-07-08 14:45:43 Bruhman: im a bit dissapointed
2020-07-08 14:46:02 Space_Kaiser: okay zoomer
2020-07-08 14:46:21 DrFullham: Yet they're increasing the minimum age to join the site because there are so many teens here.
2020-07-08 14:46:29 Bruhman: yea, i am a zoomer
2020-07-08 14:46:33 Bruhman: too many?
2020-07-08 14:46:40 Bruhman: i havent seen anyone remotely 16 here yet
2020-07-08 14:46:48 Bruhman: everyone is fucking 30 and over
2020-07-08 14:46:56 DrFullham: Do you mean IRC, or the site itself?
2020-07-08 14:47:02 DrFullham: Because thoser are two very different things.
2020-07-08 14:47:03 grigorikarpin: as if increasing the minimum age to 16 or 18 will make everyone Boomers
2020-07-08 14:47:22 Whackedvarf12: As you know Strazhar was created by the old gods, in an alternate world, but due to unforseen events it went off course, but its mission is the same, no matter what world, it will always protest those it sees as its, so basicly it came here by accident, but it would be a good accident to have
2020-07-08 14:47:29 Space_Kaiser: homie I'm 21, and most of the people here are either in their late teens to the mid twenties
2020-07-08 14:47:36 Bruhman: DrFullham: i think IRC since i dont knowthe age of the majority of the authors
2020-07-08 14:47:40 Bruhman: good
2020-07-08 14:47:51 DrFullham: Younger people usually flock to the unofficial discords because IRC is "too complicated" or "too old school"
2020-07-08 14:47:58 Bruhman: oh
2020-07-08 14:48:01 Bruhman: ok
2020-07-08 14:48:07 Space_Kaiser: Why not use both is what I always say
2020-07-08 14:48:19 Bruhman: i was getting worried that this whole website is only B*oomer*s*
2020-07-08 14:48:22 Whackedvarf12: Modern problems…
2020-07-08 14:48:26 Space_Kaiser: since Discord, while absolutely amazing, is really for discussion
2020-07-08 14:48:27 grigorikarpin: also speaking as a boomer…
2020-07-08 14:48:30 DrFullham: Also who cares how old someone is
2020-07-08 14:48:34 DrFullham: I'm 32, so what
2020-07-08 14:48:41 Bruhman: they have outdated views and speak funny
2020-07-08 14:48:43 grigorikarpin: ^
2020-07-08 14:48:54 grigorikarpin: outdated views
2020-07-08 14:49:16 grigorikarpin: you mean like generalizing people based on their age?
2020-07-08 14:49:35 DrFullham: Also this isn't really the proper channel for this discussion
With the consensus of three operators, user has been banned for 24 hours. I enacted.