User has showcased a general level of immaturity for some time now. Log follows:
2020-06-30 18:30:49 minathewitch: Hey Niles
2020-06-30 18:31:02 AbsentmindedNihilist: hiya
2020-06-30 18:31:06 DrMoned: Vorehole got removed thewalkindude368
2020-06-30 18:31:23 thewalkindude368: DrMoned: Not the Vorehole! What happened?
2020-06-30 18:31:25 Duhon: I think I should just give up on SCP
2020-06-30 18:31:32 Hexick: Duhon: why?
2020-06-30 18:31:50 DrMoned: thewalkindude368 Idk. I think Kaktus just requested it be taken down.
2020-06-30 18:31:51 Tyumen: Duhon, don't
2020-06-30 18:31:53 DrMoned: shrugs
2020-06-30 18:32:00 Tyumen: If I'm not giving up you're not either
2020-06-30 18:32:03 Duhon: I can't get any good ideas ever, and when I probably do people just don't care enough to review it
2020-06-30 18:32:19 barredowl: really do what you want
2020-06-30 18:32:30 thewalkindude368: I didn't have any real affection for it, beyond it being something funny to point to, but still, going to miss having something funny to point to
2020-06-30 18:32:39 DrMoned: Indeed
2020-06-30 18:32:44 barredowl: if people aren't reviewing something patience is key
2020-06-30 18:32:59 Duhon: I already asked 3 times, the 3 times I got 100% ignored
2020-06-30 18:33:15 Duhon: The most recent people just asked after me and they got their stuff reviewed
2020-06-30 18:33:29 DrMoned: People are often already in conversations
2020-06-30 18:33:33 Naveil: Duhon: most people have to wait a lot more
2020-06-30 18:33:37 AbsentmindedNihilist: Duhon: part of it is just what people notice + when
2020-06-30 18:33:38 Duhon: I guess I just got so many bad ideas people think they are never good
2020-06-30 18:33:44 AbsentmindedNihilist: it's also a supply demand issue
2020-06-30 18:33:56 AbsentmindedNihilist: well if you talk about them like that
2020-06-30 18:34:01 AbsentmindedNihilist: why would anyone want to read them?
2020-06-30 18:34:02 DrMoned: Dude, you have to be more patient. Everyone is a volunteer.
2020-06-30 18:34:06 AbsentmindedNihilist: we're not paid to do this
2020-06-30 18:34:28 AbsentmindedNihilist: we do this on our time so critters get leeway in what they choose to look at
2020-06-30 18:34:44 AbsentmindedNihilist: if things don't seem appealing…
2020-06-30 18:34:53 Duhon: I know, that is obvious, but what I'm saying is that I got ignored by everyone all the time and that made me think I am being actually ignored
2020-06-30 18:35:07 AbsentmindedNihilist: or if the author seems to be certain that they're bad…
2020-06-30 18:35:15 AbsentmindedNihilist: Duhon: patience, man
2020-06-30 18:35:19 AbsentmindedNihilist: that's the key
2020-06-30 18:35:23 DrMoned: Duhon you cant expect people to instantly drop conversations as soon as you ask lol
2020-06-30 18:35:37 DrMoned: People are often already in the middle of crit
2020-06-30 18:35:57 AbsentmindedNihilist: moned is correct
2020-06-30 18:36:05 Duhon: I am invisible man, give me your lunch money https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/LVQelx0P/image.png
2020-06-30 18:36:08 AbsentmindedNihilist: pay attention to the room as it stands
2020-06-30 18:36:30 CuteGirl: Duhon: owly and cal are friends
2020-06-30 18:36:38 barredowl: think that's captaincold
2020-06-30 18:36:45 barredowl: they're my flight mentee
2020-06-30 18:36:53 AbsentmindedNihilist: they already know each other
2020-06-30 18:37:01 Duhon: Just so I know, is there a point you don't need greenlights anymore and you can just write?
2020-06-30 18:37:03 CuteGirl: My reading comprehension is clearly piss poor but my message is the same
2020-06-30 18:37:06 AbsentmindedNihilist: so they have a relationship and are much more willing to crit each other
2020-06-30 18:37:11 LonLangLin: you can always just write
2020-06-30 18:37:20 AbsentmindedNihilist: you just can't get draft crit
2020-06-30 18:37:38 DrMoned: Duhon after your first successful article you dont need greenlights to post to the draft forum. But you dont *need* greenlights at all
2020-06-30 18:37:45 DrMoned: It is just advised that you do so
2020-06-30 18:37:54 AbsentmindedNihilist: also like
2020-06-30 18:37:55 Duhon: Last time I just wrote and asked for it to be reviewed they said I needed greenlights before I started
2020-06-30 18:38:01 AbsentmindedNihilist: ping specific people
2020-06-30 18:38:01 Duhon: I apparently have been lied to
2020-06-30 18:38:08 AbsentmindedNihilist: they're more likely to notice
2020-06-30 18:38:15 AbsentmindedNihilist: Duhon: you cannot get crit on a draft sans greenlights
2020-06-30 18:38:17 AbsentmindedNihilist: however
2020-06-30 18:38:22 AbsentmindedNihilist: you can post t the site any time
2020-06-30 18:38:24 DrMoned: Duhon Many reviewers wont review a non greenlit draft, this is correct.
2020-06-30 18:38:44 AbsentmindedNihilist: if you do this without critique it's a 99% chance of being deleted
2020-06-30 18:39:03 Duhon: That is why I want a greenlight anyway, to know what is wrong with my writting and improve
2020-06-30 18:39:09 barredowl: AbsentmindedNihilist: for clarification, you can get crit on a draft in IRC w/o greenlights, but not on the drafts crit forums
2020-06-30 18:39:26 AbsentmindedNihilist: barredowl: i was conflating but that is a helpful clarification, thank you
2020-06-30 18:39:34 DrMoned: Duhon have you contacted any of the butterfly squad members?
2020-06-30 18:39:37 AbsentmindedNihilist: Duhon: you just have to be patient
2020-06-30 18:39:40 barredowl: (though this does not account for many a critter's decision to not crit a draft if the idea behind it doesn't have critters)
2020-06-30 18:39:43 AbsentmindedNihilist: and reach out to people personally
2020-06-30 18:40:11 AbsentmindedNihilist: critters gets dozens of "hey can you look at my thing" messages per day
2020-06-30 18:40:15 AbsentmindedNihilist: people gloss over them
2020-06-30 18:40:19 Tropinano: whats up party people
2020-06-30 18:40:20 Duhon: In 90% of the places I've been before if you ping an specific person for them to do something it is "bad", but I was not 100% sure about IRC
2020-06-30 18:40:39 barredowl: hi trop!
2020-06-30 18:40:45 Duhon: Then I can just ping a butterfly?
2020-06-30 18:40:50 AbsentmindedNihilist: you should either pitch your draft a little, reach out to a specific person who doesn't look to be busy, or send messages via wikidot
2020-06-30 18:40:50 DrAkimoto: .l
2020-06-30 18:40:58 War_: reminder that scp-823 is freaky as all fuck
2020-06-30 18:40:59 Tropinano: i learnt some cool things about the little game making program i downloaded today
2020-06-30 18:41:03 barredowl: SCP-823
2020-06-30 18:41:07 AbsentmindedNihilist: scp-823
2020-06-30 18:41:07 Tropinano: i think i could make something shitty but pretty cool
2020-06-30 18:41:09 AbsentmindedNihilist: oop
2020-06-30 18:41:15 AbsentmindedNihilist: War_: it's a good skip
2020-06-30 18:41:17 Naveil: Duhon: you can ping them to see if they're available
2020-06-30 18:41:23 Duhon: Mkay
2020-06-30 18:41:25 barredowl: creepy-ass photos
2020-06-30 18:41:28 Rigen: Tropinano what program is it
2020-06-30 18:41:30 War_: its good yes but the description of body horror freaks me out so bad
2020-06-30 18:41:39 War_: but thats a good thing bc its done well
2020-06-30 18:41:44 Duhon: That doesn't happen very often on Discord but apparently it's good practive in IRC, nice!
Additionally:
8:00:47 PM <Duhon> *asks 343 to make 682 disappear from existence* 682 which had a toten of undying: ππ’π¬π¬ππ π¦π, ππ’πππ‘ππ¬?
8:00:54 PM <Purplayoss> at what time did the murder occur?
8:00:59 PM β Purplayoss pulls out a bubble pipe
8:01:00 PM β Salabasama quit (~moc.murtceps.ser.16336FE6-CRInys|afatsum#moc.murtceps.ser.16336FE6-CRInys|afatsum) Connection reset by peer
8:01:09 PM <BlackWing> Sometime between Midnight and 7pm
8:01:11 PM <chiifu> the real question is, where is SCP-69420
8:01:25 PM <drblackbox> IIRC 682 always grows back from the head.
8:01:25 PM β Mars is now in the mood to watch some film noir.
8:01:28 PM <Cerastes> odds are, 343 is just a random clever reality bender
8:01:43 PM <Purplayoss> Cerastes: reality bender with dementia and a god complex
8:01:44 PM <Cerastes> they saw the foundation, and decided to enter containment on their own terms
8:01:44 PM <BlackWing> Mars, Watch Clue
8:01:53 PM <Mars> I have. :D
8:01:56 PM <Purplayoss> BlackWing: alright, everyone give your alibis!
8:02:06 PM <Purplayoss> jk
8:02:10 PM <tawny> but if you cut the head in half splitting the hemispheres
8:02:12 PM <Mars> But I seriously gotta go so see y'all alter!
8:02:12 PM <drblackbox> God God in SCP…not 343.
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8:02:14 PM <Mars> later
8:02:15 PM <Mars> Omg
8:02:16 PM <tawny> then what happens
8:02:22 PM <drblackbox> The sarks seem to be closer to reality.
8:02:23 PM <Purplayoss> remember that Enki SCP?
8:02:25 PM <Purplayoss> scp-2404
8:02:30 PM <Purplayoss> oh fuck
8:02:35 PM <BlackWing> Enki Do what Nintendon't
8:02:37 PM <Duhon> I think I will make SCP-69420-J just a like "Object class: Nice; Special Containment Proceedures: Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice; Description: π π πΎ π π π πΎ π π π πΎ π π π πΎ π π π πΎ π π π πΎ π π π πΎ π π π πΎ π π π πΎ π π π πΎ π "
8:02:40 PM <Purplayoss> http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2404
8:02:48 PM <Purplayoss> Duhon: N I C E
8:02:52 PM <@stormfallen> Duhon: dude, don't spam
8:03:09 PM <Purplayoss> .pronouns Duhon
8:03:13 PM <Duhon> It isn't spam, it is SCP-69420-J's description
8:03:15 PM <Purplayoss> dammit just remembered
8:03:30 PM <Purplayoss> gods not having Helen is weird
8:03:45 PM <Duhon> Helen is dead
8:03:49 PM <chiifu> nah, my idea for SCP-69420-J was just a regular dude who managed to meme the entire foundation
8:03:54 PM <Purplayoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-I_OelUxd0 here's music to break the weird mood
8:03:57 PM <&Tuomey> Duhon: notice that stormfallen is an operator
8:04:02 PM β Duhon (moc.duolccri.notlrahc.97256A8-CRInys|661254diu#moc.duolccri.notlrahc.97256A8-CRInys|661254diu) was kicked by &Corvus: :|
AND:
8:50:44 PM <Duhon> Hey, can someone give me feedback on what I should do with this joke SCP?
8:50:46 PM <Duhon> http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-13477848/seeking-feedback-maybe-greenlights:scp-034-j-if-it-exists
8:51:22 PM <etoisle> > What grabs the attention the most is that it is an SCP version of an Internet meme.
8:51:23 PM <etoisle> mmmmnope
8:51:39 PM <Duhon> Ok.
8:51:40 PM <etoisle> they dont tend to age well
8:51:43 PM <fairydoctor> ihp are you cool with me PMΒ΄ing you the chat log of my review?
8:51:50 PM <Duhon> I just dunno what to even put there lol
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8:53:37 PM <Duhon> etoisle: Do you think the narrative/elevator pitch is good?
8:53:59 PM <etoisle> it seems kind of randomly thrown together
8:54:10 PM <Duhon> Please elaborate
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8:55:16 PM <etoisle> "It is pretty in-depth for something I've only developed for around 10 minutes." combined with "I tried to be as creative as possible with it." makes me think you just thought of a bunch of random vaguely funny things and then combined them
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8:55:58 PM <anzhe> hello
8:56:00 PM <etoisle> hi
8:56:10 PM <Duhon> I mean, I managed to make it in 10 minutes, but I was still creative with it
8:56:28 PM <etoisle> i just dont think the base concept is funny enough, nor does it make a ton of sense
8:56:45 PM <Duhon> It is a joke SCP about rule 34, how hard is it to grasp?
8:57:59 PM <etoisle> yes i got that much
8:58:27 PM <etoisle> i dont think rule 34 by itself is funny, and you need to have a lot of tact to do anything sexual in a way that isnt gonna bother people
8:58:45 PM <anzhe> is anyone free to crit
8:58:53 PM <etoisle> in a moment i can
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8:59:03 PM <anzhe> ok thx
8:59:13 PM <Duhon> It isn't sexual, it is just "Hey cool computer that makes NSFW stuff because that is literally what happens in real life apparently"
8:59:36 PM <etoisle> "it isn't sexual" and "that makes NSFW stuff" are mutually exclusive
8:59:40 PM <etoisle> either it is or it isnt
8:59:44 PM <Duhon> It is not NSFW by itself, it is just mentioning it
8:59:53 PM <etoisle> thats still… its still in the article
9:00:07 PM <Duhon> I'm not describing anything, I'm just saying it exists.
9:00:08 PM <chiifu> if you don't mind me voicing out a suggestion, you could play around with the "if it exists" part
9:00:19 PM <etoisle> personally i dont think the implications youre going for are funny at all, more just depressing
9:01:10 PM <etoisle> > have the credit card numbers of many artists
9:01:10 PM <etoisle> this doesnt even make sense
9:01:18 PM <etoisle> as someone who does commission artwork
9:01:33 PM <Duhon> I am not sure how they get paid
9:01:39 PM <etoisle> paypal
9:01:48 PM <etoisle> so emails would make more sense
9:01:55 PM <Duhon> In my country paypal is non-existent
9:01:59 PM <Duhon> So yeah
9:02:05 PM <Duhon> I'm not an expert on that
9:02:25 PM <etoisle> if you dont know something like that/didnt research it idk if writing it would be a good idea
9:02:34 PM <etoisle> i think mainly i just…. dont really get why this is funny
9:02:51 PM <Duhon> I just assumed it would be that way because that's how we pay stuff here
9:03:05 PM <@TheMightyMcB> Duhon: well the thing that makes r34 funny (if you could call it funny) is that it semi-holds up to scrutiny
9:03:22 PM <@TheMightyMcB> just saying hehehe rule 34 guys hehehe
9:03:32 PM <@TheMightyMcB> that isnt funny at all
9:03:34 PM β Duhon googles scrutiny
9:03:38 PM <etoisle> yeah
9:03:47 PM <anzhe> anyone?
9:03:47 PM <@TheMightyMcB> and you aren't allowed to like actually put the porn on the wiki
9:03:55 PM <@TheMightyMcB> so where does that leave you room for a joke?
9:03:56 PM <etoisle> anzhe: i said in a moment
9:04:00 PM <anzhe> ok
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9:05:31 PM <etoisle> but yeah Duhon what mcb said
9:05:52 PM <@TheMightyMcB> basically the only thing here that /could/ make this funny will also get you banned to high hell
9:06:07 PM <@TheMightyMcB> best if you didn't
After all of that, user then attempted to crash Helen. Log follows:
6:03:21 PM <Duhon> .unu -s 7
6:03:22 PM <%Secretary_Helen> Duhon: When using series flags, please enter the series number between 1 and 6 immediately after. e.g. .unused -s 1 -c
6:03:26 PM <Greyve> bruh
6:03:27 PM β BlueJones presents a 45 minute powerpoint presentation on why Owl and Mal are some great people and how they, in his own words and opinion, are some of the coolest people ever
6:03:38 PM <Duhon> I was hoping for her to crash >:c
User was initially given a fairly stern warning, but ex post facto consensus, with input from DrMagnus, was that this qualified for a weeklong ban. DrMagnus enacted.
EDIT: User appealed. As DrMagnus was the enacting operator, I took the appeal. Log follows:
2020-07-02 18:30:43 MalyceGraves: Duhon: If you intend to appeal your ban, you may do so. Otherwise, banned users are not allowed to hang out in here
2020-07-02 18:33:20 MalyceGraves: Duhon: I am going to give you five more minutes to decide if you wish to appeal your ban. If I don't hear anything by then, I will kick you. You may still appeal your ban at a later date.
2020-07-02 18:33:33 Duhon: Yes, I am typing it out
2020-07-02 18:33:42 MalyceGraves: Remember that there is a character limit
2020-07-02 18:35:46 Duhon: 1. I did that command ironically, I really didn't want to crash helen (and probably wouldn't, as usually if you aren't messing with the bare bones code to make a chatbot it will have some kind of exeption prevention, so it would most probably just say "Huh this went wrong, welp ignore that". That happens in 90% of backend apps, chatbots included. You CAN'T crash a bot by issuing a 404 in it.)
2020-07-02 18:35:46 Duhon: 2. I wouldn't want to grief/vandalize anything, as I really know it is a bannable offense.
2020-07-02 18:35:47 Duhon: 3. I knew that helen was really well-made, so most probably asking for a page that doesn't exist or something that isn't a number would have already been dealt with in the code. This is debugging 101, if you expect a certain input, reject anything else.
2020-07-02 18:37:06 MalyceGraves: So, I recognize that that may have indeed gone on in your head, but very literally the first thing that came out of your mouth was ‘6:03:38 PM <Duhon> I was hoping for her to crash >:c`
2020-07-02 18:37:18 MalyceGraves: I don’t care what was going on inside your head, that is precisely what you said.
2020-07-02 18:37:21 Duhon: This was sarcasm
2020-07-02 18:37:45 Duhon: Like, if I said "Ah crap, hope this bot crashes" then it would have been serious
2020-07-02 18:37:49 Duhon: My message wasn't.
2020-07-02 18:37:50 MalyceGraves: So, you are willing to discuss the particular elements of our rules, but are unfamiliar with how poorly sarcasm translates over a text medium?
2020-07-02 18:38:22 Duhon: Why would I "hope for it to crash" if I really knew that that wouldn't crash it
2020-07-02 18:39:22 Duhon: If I actually wanted to crash it I would try to maybe make an infinite loop or a much more serious error, which I didn't.
2020-07-02 18:39:25 MalyceGraves: You are grasping at straws here, and the general level of immaturity that you've displayed almost from the moment you entered here belies the sincerity of that statement.
2020-07-02 18:39:44 Duhon: What… What immaturity?
2020-07-02 18:39:57 Duhon: I don't try to be serious all the time
2020-07-02 18:40:00 MalyceGraves: We have extensive logs of all of this. You have been warned multiple times to stop
2020-07-02 18:40:12 Duhon: I only did 1 command?
2020-07-02 18:40:57 MalyceGraves: I'm not just talking about this 1 command, I am talking about a general pattern of immaturity and cluelessness showcased in the aforementioned logs.
2020-07-02 18:41:55 Duhon: Why would I have to be serious and mature all the time on a chat channel? I like to attempt comedy
2020-07-02 18:42:26 Duhon: And stuff like "Hear me out: What if we make *insert known scp ripoff*". This is obviously sarcasm
2020-07-02 18:43:16 MalyceGraves: There are examples of comedy, then there are examples of immaturity. I am confident in my colleagues ability to discern the difference. Regardless, I am disinclined to grant this appeal, as it is more of a "hey, I didn't do the thing I did" rather than an actual appeal.
2020-07-02 18:43:23 MalyceGraves: So, denied. You can rejoin us in a week.
2020-07-02 18:43:36 Duhon: Sure
2020-07-02 18:43:39 MalyceGraves: Now please show yourself out, or I will remove you.
User then logged out. Appeal denied, weeklong ban upheld.
