This happened in 17 on June 3rd, but wasn't logged for whatever reason.
1:03:50 AM <MyMelody96> hey im wriitng as fast as i can i thought i was gonna come here on friday
1:04:08 AM <MyMelody96> but the scp flesh that hates is esacping to the grocery stores
1:04:11 AM <MyMelody96> in russia
1:04:18 AM <MyMelody96> i figured ou thow to kill them
1:04:22 AM <@taylor_itkin> role-play is not allowed here
1:04:23 AM <Calibri_Bold> MyMelody96: This isn't a role-play site.
1:04:23 AM <MyMelody96> thast whay they are running
1:04:26 AM <@Tuomey> it's too late bro
1:04:29 AM <@Tuomey> you're doomed
1:04:32 AM <@taylor_itkin> lol
1:04:37 AM <@taylor_itkin> MyMelody96: yeah roleplay isn't allowed here
1:04:44 AM <@Tuomey> you have terminal "going to the wrong place to RP" disease
1:04:56 AM <@Tuomey> or maybe terminal "thinking SCP is real" disease
1:05:01 AM <@Tuomey> the symptoms are very similar
1:05:36 AM <MyMelody96> Sulfric acid plus sodium hydrocholriite
1:05:46 AM <MyMelody96> its a chemical gas that will kill them
1:05:51 AM <MyMelody96> but you have to secure the exits
1:05:56 AM ← MyMelody96 (~ten.xoc.ds.ds.F4B4993B-CRInys|criigc#ten.xoc.ds.ds.F4B4993B-CRInys|criigc) was kicked by @taylor_itkin: no roleplay
1:06:19 AM <@Tuomey> oh, it's not just an idiot, it's a troll
1:06:29 AM <@Tuomey> none of you gobshites in here go mixing chemicals
1:06:37 AM <@Tuomey> you are not chemists and you will die
1:06:38 AM — Calibri_Bold stops making soup.
1:06:40 AM <weizhong> fuck you, you're not my real dad
1:07:11 AM ⇐ minathewitch quit ↔ moony nipped out
1:09:44 AM <+MalyceGraves> No, seriously. Don't do that.
1:09:51 AM <+MalyceGraves> It is lethal.
1:10:00 AM <Calibri_Bold> I'm a chemist.
1:10:02 AM <@Tuomey> MalyceGraves is correct
1:10:19 AM <@Tuomey> I google the things people say about chemicals so I know if they are a dipshit or actively malicious
1:11:00 AM <@Tuomey> (I consider telling people to do things that result in lethal consequences to be actively malicious as the difference is academic when your face is fucking melting)
1:12:25 AM <barredowl> didn't even spell it correctly
1:12:33 AM <barredowl> it's /hypo/chlorite
1:12:47 AM <Calibri_Bold> And there's only one i.
1:13:00 AM <barredowl> but eh
1:13:08 AM <barredowl> probably not worth dwelling on.
1:13:30 AM → snuggly, %cybersqyd (halfopped), @uraniumempire (opped) and Clemencywhisleblower joined ⇐ @Conwell and plaguepjp quit
1:30:18 AM <Clemencywhisleblower> the water has DElTA P
1:30:23 AM <Clemencywhisleblower> No scuba diving
1:30:29 AM <Clemencywhisleblower> you will literally die by
1:30:36 AM <@Tuomey> Clemencywhisleblower: bro
1:30:37 AM @Corvus banned *!*@synIRC-B3994B4F.sd.sd.cox.net (+b)
1:30:39 AM <@Tuomey> buddy
1:30:40 AM <@Corvus> He
1:30:41 AM <@Corvus> *y
1:30:43 AM <@Corvus> Fuckwit
1:30:49 AM <@Tuomey> ^ that's the word
1:30:52 AM <@Corvus> Remember what we said about roleplaying?
1:30:54 AM <@Tuomey> that's the one I was trying to think of
1:31:03 AM <@Corvus> Namely that we didn't want it
1:31:14 AM <@Corvus> Go spew your idiocy on someone else
1:31:20 AM ← Clemencywhisleblower (~ten.xoc.ds.ds.F4B4993B-CRInys|criigc#ten.xoc.ds.ds.F4B4993B-CRInys|criigc) was kicked by @Corvus
1:31:51 AM <@Corvus> That was perhaps a bit harsh but it has been a very long day and they were warned
1:32:12 AM <Calibri_Bold> Late-night 17.
Belated permaban for telling people to make chlorine gas.
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