First ever time in chat, and what an absolute peach they were. Came in to immediate ask if staff were pedos, was warned. Immediately launched into discussing "Peanut" and 420-J out of context, then asked if clef banged 173, then made a sexual harassment joke at Helen. That's a yearlong ban, they've yet to appeal it.
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01:05:41 <thewalkindude368> I don't know if I'm in a place to handle lonely right now.
01:05:50 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> it was a /dark/ fucking time
01:05:54 <Stavinair> Dude are some of the wiki staff pedos?
01:05:59 Wtf man
01:06:21 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> Stavinair: good evening to you too
01:06:29 <Stavinair> Evening.
01:06:44 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> Stavinair: official warning
01:06:55 <barredowl> .lc
01:06:56 <•Secretary_Helen> barredowl: SCP-5413: Apavitr; Or, I Stared Into A Godless Hole (Written 6 hours ago By: Popsioak) - http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5413
01:06:57 barredowl: Re: SCP-5862 (Written 8 hours ago By: cybersqyd and malycegraves) - http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/regarding-scp-5862
01:06:58 barredowl: SCP-5503: Feeling Gut! (Written 11 hours ago By: Meska) - http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5503
01:07:01 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> Stavinair: do not fucking come in here and drop inflammatory crap like that all over the place
01:07:17 05 has everything that is being made publically available
01:07:30 <Stavinair> Hmph.
01:07:54 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> now i'd appreciate you keeping your accusations to yourself.
01:08:31 if you have actual evidence of such happening, tell someone, but don't just shout fire in a crowded theater for kicks. do i make myself clear?
01:09:10 <Stavinair> Yeah, but it wasn't my accusation. Dude on YouTube named Dr. Cimmerian.
01:09:29 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> Stavinair: we're /acutely/ aware.
01:09:58 <Stavinair> Alright.
01:10:29 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> Stavinair: don't believe everything you hear on the internet. do your own research.
01:10:45 <barredowl> .lc
01:10:46 <•Secretary_Helen> barredowl: SCP-5413: Apavitr; Or, I Stared Into A Godless Hole (Written 6 hours ago By: Popsioak) - http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5413
01:10:47 barredowl: Re: SCP-5862 (Written 8 hours ago By: cybersqyd and malycegraves) - http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/regarding-scp-5862
01:10:48 barredowl: SCP-5503: Feeling Gut! (Written 11 hours ago By: Meska) - http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5503
01:10:53 <anorrack> you can't believe anonymous tumblr callout post #6431135
01:10:54 <barredowl> .yt pantsfeet
01:10:54 <•TheMightyMcGaming> .au
01:10:55 <•Secretary_Helen> barredowl: DJ Cummerbund - PantsFeet - length 4m20s - 5161↑102↓ - 252787 views - DJ Cummerbund - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3GpJzMZiXY
01:10:56 TheMightyMcGaming: I couldn't find any author by that name.
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01:11:00 <•TheMightyMcGaming> fuck
01:11:03 .au themightymcb
01:11:04 <•Secretary_Helen> TheMightyMcGaming: themightymcb - (http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/themightymcb-s-author-page) has 11 pages. (7 SCP articles, 2 Tales, 1 GoI Formats, 1 others.) They have 1262 net upvotes with a rounded average of 115. Their latest page is SCP-5153: The Meteor Who Cried Wolf at 123.
01:11:05 <barredowl> TheMightyMcGaming: you fool
01:11:20 <anorrack> hello mightymcgaming, what are you mcgaming today
01:11:21 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> cimm;s got enough reason to dislike site staff
01:11:27 <•TheMightyMcGaming> an absolute buffoon
01:11:36 anorrack: fallout new vegas
01:11:42 <anorrack> wasn't he banned for making sock accounts?
01:11:46 <Stavinair> Mind explaining it to me, absent?
01:11:56 <anorrack> ooo nice, a shame they never finished the Legion storyline
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01:12:01 <anorrack> and conent
01:12:03 content
01:12:07 <HunterDog> Heyo
01:12:13 <barredowl> 400 pms, yadda yadda
01:12:20 <•TheMightyMcGaming> 650 actually
01:12:27 <barredowl> fuckin wow
01:12:30 <anorrack> jesus lmao
01:12:37 <•TheMightyMcGaming> yeah "promoting his content"
01:12:42 650 spam messages
01:12:48 <anorrack> ah yes
01:12:51 <Stavinair> Who?
01:12:53 <anorrack> the telemarketer start
01:12:54 strat
01:12:55 Cimmerian
01:13:01 <TetrarteT> im allowed to use the words "Toyota SUV" in an article without legal death right
01:13:09 <•TheMightyMcGaming> Stavinair: dude all of this stuff is publicly available information
01:13:11 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> TetrarteT: yes
01:13:14 <•TheMightyMcGaming> just go read 05command
01:13:19 <barredowl> for jamcon 2019 they sent a bunch of PMs to people asking them to read their articles
01:13:23 which is
01:13:25 against the rules
01:13:29 <anorrack> TetrarteT: unless you get a sponsorship deal, you legally are prohibited from using any name-brand in an SCP article
01:13:33 under threat of lawsuit
01:13:41 <•TheMightyMcGaming> barredowl: it wasnt at the time because nobody thought it would be a problem
01:13:46 <barredowl> ah
01:14:07 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> barredowl: it's the "don't unlock the tiger cage" rule
01:14:29 <•TheMightyMcGaming> heh i like that
01:14:33 <anorrack> it reminds me of those lists of rules that you know are only there because people tried doing them
01:14:34 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> barredowl: you didn't think you needed it until someone decides to ignore basic common sense and/or decency and now the rule has to be there
01:14:43 <anorrack> like why do you have to say "don't wrestle the gator" on your sign
01:14:49 <•TheMightyMcGaming> anorrack: yeah as they say, OSHA regulations are written in blood
01:14:49 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> anorrack: exactly
01:14:52 <•TheMightyMcGaming> its that kinda thing
01:14:58 <Stavinair> Wait so if theres no name brands, wtf is there an scp ikea
01:15:03 <TetrarteT> anorrack: thats sarcasm right? i honestly can't tell
01:15:04 <anorrack> it was a joke
01:15:07 <TetrarteT> yeah
01:15:16 <anorrack> otherwise the scp site would be deleted lmao
01:15:18 <•TheMightyMcGaming> Stavinair: what?
01:15:20 <anorrack> .s calculator
01:15:20 <•Secretary_Helen> anorrack: Did you mean : 1) SCP-4539: The Worst Calculator Ever, 2) SCP-168: Sentient Calculator, 3) SCP-2061: "Entire Local Family Chokes To Death On Single Calculator", ?
01:15:25 <anorrack> .sm 3
01:15:25 <•Secretary_Helen> anorrack: SCP-2061: "Entire Local Family Chokes To Death On Single Calculator" (Rating: +313. Written 5 years ago By: Kate McTiriss) - http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2061
01:15:29 <barredowl> 2061 is fantastic
01:15:36 <anorrack> Description: SCP-2061 is a late-1970s Sharp ElsiMate EL-1185 electronic printing pocket calculator.
01:15:51 <Stavinair> I'll have to go look up 05command whatever it is you call it
01:15:53 <barredowl> i love how the effects of the anomaly are spread through sexual intercourse
01:15:59 <anorrack> STA
01:16:01 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> TheMightyMcGaming: i've used that analogy or something like it to explain what will probably be the aftermath of the trump presidency
01:16:04 <anorrack> sexually transmitted anomaly
01:16:22 <•TheMightyMcGaming> Stavinair: http://05command.wikidot.com/ go buck wild
01:16:27 everything staff does is public
01:16:31 <barredowl> kate mctiriss is in general one of the best authors on the site
01:16:36 <anorrack> 27th amendment: president and other people within cabinet are prohibited from using social media
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01:16:54 <•TheMightyMcGaming> fucking christ
01:16:58 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> everything that doesn't involve people's personal info or harassment cases? it's all in there
01:17:06 <anorrack> I am really interested in different kinds of cognitohazard
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01:17:13 <anorrack> olfactohazards, tactilehazards
01:17:24 its really interesting
01:17:28 <•TheMightyMcGaming> anorrack: i'd really rather there be term limits as #27 but thatll do
01:17:31 <Pviv> theverybluedragon is still here?
01:17:37 <anorrack> congressional term limits would be nice
01:17:41 <etoile> mnemnohazards or however it’s spelled
01:17:44 <LittleFieryOne> We had a coronavirus scare in my house today.
01:17:46 <anorrack> i think 4 would be a bit short, but 8 would be nice
01:17:46 <•TheMightyMcGaming> anorrack: no general term limits
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01:18:00 <anorrack> .w don young alaska
01:18:01 <•Secretary_Helen> anorrack: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%20Young - Donald Edwin Young is an American politician serving as the U.S. Representative for Alaska's at-large congressional district, currently serving in his 24th term in the House, having served since 1973. A member of the Republican Party, he is the longest-serving member of the United States House of […]
01:18:02 <•TheMightyMcGaming> for the courts, the senate, the house, all of em
01:18:06 <anorrack> 24th term
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01:18:08 <anorrack> fuck
01:18:13 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> TheMightyMcGaming: i don't actually want that
01:18:23 <•TheMightyMcGaming> AbsentmindedNihilist: how come
01:18:25 <anorrack> i actually talked to him in person at a meeting, fucking skull as think as ceramic
01:18:27 thick
01:18:33 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> it'll drive the politician to lobbyist pipeline even HARDER
01:18:45 <Stavinair> wtf did peanut gain the ability to multiply
01:18:48 When
01:18:51 <anorrack> it was a tale
01:18:51 <•TheMightyMcGaming> AbsentmindedNihilist: oh well yeah no change can happen in a bubble
01:18:53 <anorrack> non canon
01:18:54 like everything else
01:19:00 and it was made like 7 years ago
01:19:04 <•TheMightyMcGaming> nothing can get fixed without getting rid of lobbying first
01:19:09 <anorrack> you obviously need limits on lobbying
01:19:11 <Stavinair> Ah so non-canon. Didn't Clef rape Peanut?
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01:19:18 <•TheMightyMcGaming> dude
01:19:22 <Pviv> question, is there any way I can program a message with Helen to anyone?
01:19:23 <anorrack> everything is non-canon
01:19:27 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> Stavinair: you seem awfully fixated on rape + harassment
01:19:32 <Stavinair> Aw alright.
01:19:41 <anorrack> Pviv: ye, /tell *user "message"
01:19:49 don't use it to spam anyone
01:20:04 <Pviv> anorrack: and It will appear when he user joins, right?
01:20:13 <anorrack> we they type in chat, yes
01:20:23 helen picks up that they are there when they type, and sends the pm
01:20:28 <•AbsentmindedNihilist> anorrack: no no
01:20:30 not /tell
01:20:32 .tell
01:20:36 <anorrack> ah
01:20:36 shit
01:20:37 lmao
01:20:47 <Pviv> so is .tell (name of user) or (*name of user)?
01:20:54 <•TheMightyMcGaming> .tell Pviv yes
01:20:55 <•Secretary_Helen> TheMightyMcGaming: *Jots that down on her clipboard* Got it, I'll let them know…
01:21:07 <Stavinair> scp420J tho
01:21:10 <Pviv> thank y'all
01:21:10 <anorrack> god, i just want to weekend at bernie's teddy roosevelt's corpse and get him elected
01:21:13 <•TheMightyMcGaming> Pviv: you'll recieve it the next time helen logs you as sending a message
01:21:14 <anorrack> he probably would
01:21:19 wion
01:21:20 win
01:21:26 <•TheMightyMcGaming> anorrack: i'd vote for it
01:21:31 <barredowl> .lc
01:21:32 <•Secretary_Helen> barredowl: SCP-5413: Apavitr; Or, I Stared Into A Godless Hole (Written 6 hours ago By: Popsioak) - http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5413
01:21:33 barredowl: Re: SCP-5862 (Written 8 hours ago By: cybersqyd and malycegraves) - http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/regarding-scp-5862
01:21:34 barredowl: SCP-5503: Feeling Gut! (Written 11 hours ago By: Meska) - http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5503
01:22:03 <anorrack> TheMightyMcGaming: As the Geneva Convention wasn't enacted when he was president, he is one of the few presidents to never do war crimes
01:22:04 <Pviv> .tell theverybluedragon send the SCP as soon as you can pls
01:22:04 <•Secretary_Helen> Pviv: *Jots that down on her clipboard* Got it, I'll let them know…
01:22:14 <anorrack> besides that stint in columbia
01:22:22 <Pviv> I loves this Helen gal
01:22:28 <anorrack> .hughelen
01:22:28 <•Secretary_Helen> anorrack: Yes…Human emotion. This is…nice. Please let go of me.
01:22:32 <anorrack> lmao
01:22:36 <•TheMightyMcGaming> anorrack: what a rarity
01:22:45 <Pviv> .hughelen
01:22:46 <•Secretary_Helen> Pviv: Yes…Human emotion. This is…nice. Please let go of me.
01:22:51 <•TheMightyMcGaming> but also thats kind of a technicality lmao
01:22:56 <anorrack> she seems to get trapped in loops often
01:22:57 lol
01:23:01 <•TheMightyMcGaming> .hughelen
01:23:02 <•Secretary_Helen> TheMightyMcGaming: Yes…Human emotion. This is…nice. Please let go of me.
01:23:03 <Pviv> I love AI xd
01:23:07 <•TheMightyMcGaming> oh wait alt nick
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01:23:17 <Stavinair> .touchhelen
01:23:19 Aw
01:23:23 <barredowl> hm
01:23:24 <anorrack> jesus christ dude
01:23:30 how degenerate do you think we are
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01:24:00 <Pviv> Stavinair: did you touch the child? (insert SrPelo voice)
01:24:02 ← Stavinair (~Stavinair@BC12E270:18B580FA:912D3AB7:IP) was kicked by •TheMightyMcB: alright get out. appeal in 17, thats a year