User D-boi came in and immediately began acting in a way that was indistinguishable from underage. Corvus kicked as a warning, they returned and continued to show a level of maturity that confirmed the indistinguishable from underage determination. Log follows (long):
2020-04-24 11:38:10 Orchitty: I don't have it, no
2020-04-24 11:38:56 D-boi: hello
2020-04-24 11:39:09 Cyvstvi: "'Those Who Go Forth into the Place Empty of God'"
2020-04-24 11:39:10 Orchitty: Ello
2020-04-24 11:39:14 Cyvstvi: Why is the Torah so metal?
2020-04-24 11:39:24 barredowl: .s vultures
2020-04-24 11:39:28 D-boi: so what do you guys do here
2020-04-24 11:39:37 carolynn: D-boi: talk
2020-04-24 11:39:39 barredowl: ^ check out this CoUC article about witches fighting against colonialism
2020-04-24 11:39:41 carolynn: write
2020-04-24 11:39:42 Orchitty: Ramble
2020-04-24 11:39:42 barredowl: D-boi: stuff
2020-04-24 11:39:46 Orchitty: And also shill
2020-04-24 11:39:48 D-boi: i figured
2020-04-24 11:39:57 Cyvstvi: Mostly ramble.
2020-04-24 11:39:58 Orchitty: Shilling is respectable if done with tact
2020-04-24 11:39:59 barredowl: Orchitty: the term is "plug"
2020-04-24 11:40:03 OCuin: chat, crit, write, invent eldrtch horrors from which the world shall never recover
2020-04-24 11:40:04 carolynn: .y lomelda audiotree brazos
2020-04-24 11:40:08 Orchitty: Fair enough
2020-04-24 11:40:10 Cyvstvi: Eldritch?
2020-04-24 11:40:13 carolynn: ^ mood today
2020-04-24 11:40:15 Cyvstvi: Did somebody say my middle name?
2020-04-24 11:40:16 OCuin: yeah I can't spell
2020-04-24 11:40:30 OCuin: It seems I have summoned a Cyvstvi
2020-04-24 11:40:35 barredowl: oh no
2020-04-24 11:40:40 Cyvstvi: You hath indeed.
2020-04-24 11:40:42 Yossipossi: scp-4531
2020-04-24 11:40:44 Cyvstvi: .s an innocent sin
2020-04-24 11:40:49 Cyvstvi: ^ Eldritch.
2020-04-24 11:42:13 Orchitty: Hey, has anyone here played the game Darkwood?
2020-04-24 11:42:17 D-boi: no
2020-04-24 11:42:18 barredowl: no, i have not
2020-04-24 11:42:24 Orchitty: Dang
2020-04-24 11:42:26 D-boi: not into horror
2020-04-24 11:42:29 DrFullham: No, but I am vaguely aware of its gameplay
2020-04-24 11:42:30 barredowl: unfortunately
2020-04-24 11:42:33 barredowl: .w darkwood
2020-04-24 11:42:37 drblackbox: Oh Darkwood?
2020-04-24 11:42:37 Orchitty: Masterpiece of a game, that one is
2020-04-24 11:42:40 drblackbox: Fucking aweome.
2020-04-24 11:42:43 drblackbox: Underrated as hell.
2020-04-24 11:42:51 drblackbox: Like, criminally.
2020-04-24 11:42:52 D-boi: not into horror
2020-04-24 11:42:56 Orchitty: One of the few things I've played that I would give a legit 10/10
2020-04-24 11:43:01 D-boi: scp is fine tho
2020-04-24 11:43:14 D-boi: containment breach is a mesterpeice
2020-04-24 11:43:26 OCuin: tbh I don't feel like scp is horror so much as its a medium that people have used to create horro
2020-04-24 11:43:29 D-boi: masterpiec*
2020-04-24 11:43:30 Orchitty: Containment breach kinda stanky, ngl
2020-04-24 11:43:35 Orchitty: jk
2020-04-24 11:43:46 D-boi: masterpiece*
2020-04-24 11:43:50 DrMoned: D-boi how many non series 1 SCPs do you know?
2020-04-24 11:43:54 D-boi: nah buts its good
2020-04-24 11:43:54 barredowl: i want to see a video game in the scp universe which doesn't explicitly feature the foundation
2020-04-24 11:43:58 D-boi: a lot
2020-04-24 11:43:59 Corvus: I never had much fun with CB but I don't really go for that kinda thing in general
2020-04-24 11:44:03 D-boi: like scp 4999
2020-04-24 11:44:08 Corvus: barredowl: spc game
2020-04-24 11:44:13 barredowl: like in three portlands, or alagadda
2020-04-24 11:44:21 drblackbox: CB is one of the only RNG games that I found actually freaky.
2020-04-24 11:44:30 Cyvstvi: CB is boring, imo.
2020-04-24 11:44:35 DrMoned: I am trying to make a facility management SCP game rather then a "spooky horror" game
2020-04-24 11:44:41 barredowl: Corvus: i'm not familiar with SPC enough to judge if that would be a good thing or not
2020-04-24 11:44:48 Cyvstvi: It doesn't capture the Foundation in any meaningful way.
2020-04-24 11:44:49 D-boi: uh, there seems to be a problem with the door control system
2020-04-24 11:44:53 Orchitty: DrMoned: That sounds fun
2020-04-24 11:45:00 DrMagnus: The what now?
2020-04-24 11:45:02 Cyvstvi: Corvus: Shark Punching Cimulator.
2020-04-24 11:45:04 barredowl: DrMoned: like papers please or something?
2020-04-24 11:45:05 carolynn: .y lomelda audiotree brazos 4e
2020-04-24 11:45:06 DrMoned: Orchitty should be
2020-04-24 11:45:09 carolynn: this version is also nice
2020-04-24 11:45:16 barredowl: that'd be cool
2020-04-24 11:45:19 Corvus: DrMagnus: dummy's quoting the game apropos of nothing
2020-04-24 11:45:25 DrMoned: barredowl more like the mobile fallout game where you create your own bunker
2020-04-24 11:45:26 carolynn: i'm feeling a little bit like i'm not actually in the mood to do a concert today lmao
2020-04-24 11:45:30 Orchitty: D-boi: We ain't an RP channel, I feel the need to say preemptively
2020-04-24 11:45:32 barredowl: DrMoned: ah
2020-04-24 11:45:35 D-boi: fallouts good
2020-04-24 11:45:38 D-boi: i play fallout 4
2020-04-24 11:45:51 Cyvstvi: Epic.
2020-04-24 11:45:56 D-boi: anybody here like Doom?
2020-04-24 11:46:04 D-boi: I play Doom 2016
2020-04-24 11:46:06 Cyvstvi: cranes head.
2020-04-24 11:46:09 Cyvstvi: Which..?
2020-04-24 11:46:13 Cyvstvi: Oh.
2020-04-24 11:46:16 DrMoned: barredowl hopefully it will end up that people create specialised facilities, so you cant do all at once.
2020-04-24 11:46:27 OCuin: Doom 2016 is pretty good, but it can get repetitive imo
2020-04-24 11:46:40 barredowl: yeah, so like you could have a humanoid containment facility, or biological, or that sort of thing
2020-04-24 11:46:47 barredowl: i like logistical kinds of games like that
2020-04-24 11:46:50 DrMoned: Indeed
2020-04-24 11:47:00 DrMoned: It might take a while to complete though :p
2020-04-24 11:47:00 barredowl: .au
2020-04-24 11:47:08 DrMoned: .au Dr Moned
2020-04-24 11:47:12 barredowl: yeah, it probably will
2020-04-24 11:47:22 Orchitty: DrMoned: Gotta just make a game that has the gameplay of Cooking Mama, but instead about the containment procedures of various skips
2020-04-24 11:47:24 DrMoned: I really need to delete that tale
2020-04-24 11:47:32 barredowl: if you want to, yeah
2020-04-24 11:47:40 D-boi: how many of you play rocket leauge
2020-04-24 11:47:45 DrMoned: Orchitty oh god
2020-04-24 11:47:46 barredowl: my brother does
2020-04-24 11:47:51 barredowl: and he won't let me forget it
2020-04-24 11:47:54 D-boi: i bet hes good
2020-04-24 11:48:02 barredowl: but he's so /loud/
2020-04-24 11:48:02 D-boi: i never scored a goal in my life
2020-04-24 11:48:08 D-boi: D-boi was kicked by Corvus for: can you please stop just prattling off an endless list of video games
2020-04-24 11:48:22 DrMoned: do we think he was over 15?
2020-04-24 11:48:22 OCuin: barredowl: i feel like we have the same brother
2020-04-24 11:48:29 DrMagnus: .exit
2020-04-24 11:49:19 DrMoned: Corvus Sorry :p
2020-04-24 11:49:32 barredowl: huh, didn't know Helen was a half-0p
2020-04-24 11:49:39 barredowl: thought she was a full one
2020-04-24 11:49:39 Corvus: Helen has to be
2020-04-24 11:49:42 Tuomey: Tuomey has unbanned *!*@cheese.in.irc.chat
2020-04-24 11:49:44 Tuomey: Tuomey has unbanned *!*@synIRC-53607428.commercial1.cgocable.net
2020-04-24 11:49:44 Corvus: Agg
2020-04-24 11:49:49 Corvus: *ahh
2020-04-24 11:49:53 D-boi: fine ill stop talking about video games
2020-04-24 11:50:00 Corvus: She doesn't need to be above a half op to fulfill her duties
2020-04-24 11:50:14 Orchitty: DrMoned: Or perhaps a Diner Dash clone involving administering amnestics
2020-04-24 11:50:14 barredowl: hmm, makes sense
2020-04-24 11:50:16 DrMoned: helen is secretly the SCP overseer
2020-04-24 11:50:19 XilasCrowe: make helen owner
2020-04-24 11:50:26 Corvus: D-boi: if you could stop generally acting like you're 12 that would go a long way towards not getting banned
2020-04-24 11:50:32 DrMoned: Orchitty I wouldnt want to code what happens when it is done wrong :p
2020-04-24 11:51:00 DrMoned: I would work on it this evening more, but alas I have work
2020-04-24 11:51:27 AlanDaris: .au
2020-04-24 11:51:48 barredowl: .au
2020-04-24 11:52:03 barredowl: .s vultures
2020-04-24 11:52:23 barredowl: ^ check out this Commission article about witches fighting against 1640's colonialism
2020-04-24 11:52:40 Orchitty: ^ It's good, check it out
2020-04-24 11:52:48 barredowl: :>
2020-04-24 11:53:04 barredowl: i love seeing undeveloped GoI's start to flourish
2020-04-24 11:53:07 barredowl: like with arcadia
2020-04-24 11:53:21 Rigen: Commission?
2020-04-24 11:53:26 DrMoned: quickly starts my GoI and looks imploringly at barredowl ;p
2020-04-24 11:53:30 barredowl: .s letters commission unusual
2020-04-24 11:53:48 barredowl: Commission on Unusual Cargo, East India Company predecessor to the Foundatn
2020-04-24 11:54:05 Orchitty: Ye olde Foundation
2020-04-24 11:54:13 Orchitty: Except boats
2020-04-24 11:54:19 Orchitty: And shipping cargo
2020-04-24 11:54:35 barredowl: i might lean into the more pirate-y side of CoUC should i write for it again
2020-04-24 11:55:21 DrMoned: yar har
2020-04-24 11:55:29 barredowl: fiddle de dee
2020-04-24 11:55:38 Orchitty: Non-euclidean semi-automatic pirate cannon let's gooo
2020-04-24 11:56:23 barredowl: i was thinking about a group of anomalous lesbian pirates, but then i realized that you can't make two articles both involving a group of women screwing over the Commission
2020-04-24 11:56:36 Orchitty: Says who
2020-04-24 11:56:41 barredowl: my brain
2020-04-24 11:56:57 Orchitty: What does your brain know about your own work?
2020-04-24 11:56:59 Orchitty: Geez
2020-04-24 11:57:09 D-boi: <(please approach SCP-173 for testing) o(0_0)o o(0_0)o o(0_0)o
2020-04-24 11:57:16 Orchitty: Bro
2020-04-24 11:57:16 barredowl: D-boi: please
2020-04-24 11:57:21 barredowl: come on
2020-04-24 11:57:23 D-boi: fine ill leave
2020-04-24 11:57:31 Orchitty: :/
2020-04-24 11:57:33 barredowl: welp
2020-04-24 11:57:38 stormfallen: -_-
2020-04-24 11:57:38 drblackbox: Huh.
2020-04-24 11:57:39 OCuin: oh well
2020-04-24 11:57:42 barredowl: fwoof
2020-04-24 11:57:58 Orchitty: And lo, like the wind, they dissapated
2020-04-24 11:57:59 DrTARS: SO how is everyone?
They then proceeded to be quite excitable in #site17 and earned themselves a perma for (poorly) attempted evasion. Log follows:
2020-04-24 11:48:13 synGuest821: Cheeze
2020-04-24 11:58:43 D-boi: im. back.
2020-04-24 11:59:13 D-boi: (WARNING: I'm pretty fucking annoying)
2020-04-24 11:59:13 Corvus: And you have been banned for a year
2020-04-24 11:59:19 Corvus: We've noticed.
2020-04-24 11:59:38 D-boi: uhh what
2020-04-24 11:59:49 D-boi: w\
2020-04-24 11:59:50 Corvus: In addition to being "pretty fucking annoying" you are indistinguishable from an underaged user b
2020-04-24 11:59:53 Corvus: *.
2020-04-24 11:59:58 D-boi: damn it
2020-04-24 12:00:04 Corvus: And as such have been removed from our chat for a period-
2020-04-24 12:00:09 Corvus: Ah, well.
2020-04-24 12:00:23 Corvus: Over/under on his poorly attempting to evade, crew?
2020-04-24 12:00:51 DrMagnus: I've got five trumpbux on attempting to evade.
2020-04-24 12:01:15 Corvus: Lmao
2020-04-24 12:01:17 Corvus: Yes it will
2020-04-24 12:01:24 Corvus: Corvus has banned *!*@synIRC-1188AD2F.hsd1.ny.comcast.net
2020-04-24 12:01:31 bannedforayearbuthatwontstopme: bannedforayearbuthatwontstopme was kicked by Corvus for: now get fucked.
2020-04-24 12:01:35 DrMagnus: Perma, and 17 ban?
2020-04-24 12:01:38 Corvus: Yes.
2020-04-24 12:01:40 naepicfael: man, and I was just about to say there's no way they can be that dumb
2020-04-24 12:02:04 stormfallen: Never underestimate the stupidity of people who name themselves after SCP:CB memes
2020-04-24 12:02:39 Orchitty: But doood, CB is funi
2020-04-24 12:02:49 Corvus: Corvus has unbanned *!*@synIRC-1188AD2F.hsd1.ny.comcast.net
2020-04-24 12:02:51 corvusisbeingadickrightnownoff: corvusisbeingadickrightnownoff was kicked by Secretary_Helen for: indistinguishable from underage and ban evasion
2020-04-24 12:02:51 Secretary_Helen: Secretary_Helen has banned *!*@synIRC-1188AD2F.hsd1.ny.comcast.net
2020-04-24 12:02:52 DrMagnus: DrMagnus has unbanned *!*@synIRC-1188AD2F.hsd1.ny.comcast.net
2020-04-24 12:02:54 Corvus: Corvus has unbanned *!*@C62C45E3.AD9B48A5.AF681E08.IP
2020-04-24 12:02:55 Corvus: Corvus has unbanned *!*@synIRC-D2B934D1.cpe.pppoe.ca
2020-04-24 12:02:56 Corvus: Corvus has unbanned *!*@synIRC-58488CB.albq.qwest.net
2020-04-24 12:03:02 DrMagnus: That was quick.
2020-04-24 12:03:33 Corvus: I am legitimately interested in what the full nick was intended to be
2020-04-24 12:03:45 guysimanactualscpfannowgetoffm: guysimanactualscpfannowgetoffm was kicked by Secretary_Helen for: indistinguishable from underage and ban evasion
2020-04-24 12:03:45 Secretary_Helen: Secretary_Helen has banned *!*@synIRC-1188AD2F.hsd1.ny.comcast.net
2020-04-24 12:04:01 DrMagnus: Give it a couple more ping-pongs, then we'll just leave the channel ban in place.
2020-04-24 12:04:01 Corvus: Corvus has unbanned *!*@synIRC-1188AD2F.hsd1.ny.comcast.net
2020-04-24 12:04:06 Tuomey: lmfao
2020-04-24 12:04:07 Corvus: Just for funsies
2020-04-24 12:04:09 naepicfael: probably "get off my dick"
2020-04-24 12:05:05 Corvus: .user D-boi
2020-04-24 12:05:16 Corvus: Not him
2020-04-24 12:05:21 Corvus: He would've been a fetus then
2020-04-24 12:05:25 dontfuckingkickme: dontfuckingkickme was kicked by Secretary_Helen for: indistinguishable from underage and ban evasion
2020-04-24 12:05:25 Secretary_Helen: Secretary_Helen has banned *!*@synIRC-1188AD2F.hsd1.ny.comcast.net
