Came into 17 asking how to post their SCP, which turned out to be a direct rip off of SCP-999. The user didn't understand addenda, routinely pestered the chat when they weren't answered or acknowledged immediately, and was a general pain to deal with. Logs below:
2020-04-18 03:08:42 souldemon47: Hello
2020-04-18 03:08:46 TheMightyMcB: now just identify and join site19
2020-04-18 03:08:55 souldemon47: Ok
2020-04-18 03:08:58 souldemon47: Ummm
2020-04-18 03:09:00 newguydom: how do i do that?
2020-04-18 03:09:08 souldemon47: Hello
2020-04-18 03:09:15 souldemon47: I need help
2020-04-18 03:09:47 souldemon47: Hi
2020-04-18 03:10:10 souldemon47: Hello
2020-04-18 03:10:22 TheMightyMcB: newguydom: it's ‘/identify password`
2020-04-18 03:10:45 TheMightyMcB: and then you’re good to ‘/join #site19`
2020-04-18 03:11:12 souldemon47: Hello
2020-04-18 03:11:27 newguydom: ty mcb
2020-04-18 03:11:34 souldemon47: Um hi
2020-04-18 03:11:45 newguydom: hi
2020-04-18 03:11:52 souldemon47: I need help
2020-04-18 03:12:04 TheMightyMcB: hi souldemon47
2020-04-18 03:12:11 souldemon47: Hi
2020-04-18 03:12:20 souldemon47: Can you help me
2020-04-18 03:12:48 TheMightyMcB: depends what you need, but probably
2020-04-18 03:13:24 souldemon47: Oh I made an Scp called Scp-999-C and I need help posting it
2020-04-18 03:13:48 TheMightyMcB: souldemon47: you can’t post articles into existing slots
2020-04-18 03:13:52 TheMightyMcB: ok bye
2020-04-18 03:13:55 TheMightyMcB: christ
2020-04-18 03:16:06 souldemon47: Hi I’m back
2020-04-18 03:16:25 souldemon47: I don’t know what happened
2020-04-18 03:16:45 souldemon47: Ok
2020-04-18 03:17:10 souldemon47: Any ways are you going to help me post my Scp
2020-04-18 03:17:29 cybersqyd: .s how to write an scp
2020-04-18 03:17:35 souldemon47: No
2020-04-18 03:17:35 cybersqyd: this guide covers how to post it ^
2020-04-18 03:18:02 souldemon47: I made an Scp but I don’t know how to post it
2020-04-18 03:18:18 cybersqyd: Right and that guide covers how to post it, in the tab labelled 'posting'
2020-04-18 03:18:50 souldemon47: Ok can you show me where that it
2020-04-18 03:19:05 souldemon47: Cause I have a phone
2020-04-18 03:19:23 cybersqyd: Did you open the link?
2020-04-18 03:19:34 souldemon47: Oh wait
2020-04-18 03:19:44 souldemon47: Go
2020-04-18 03:19:48 souldemon47: Yes
2020-04-18 03:20:08 souldemon47: I was just testing if I was still here
2020-04-18 03:20:23 souldemon47: Ok so I open the link
2020-04-18 03:20:29 souldemon47: Know what
2020-04-18 03:20:51 cybersqyd: And you see all the tabs at the top with titles like "Writing an SCP" and "Developing Thoughts"
2020-04-18 03:21:34 TheMightyMcB: cybersqyd: i got this
2020-04-18 03:21:40 souldemon47: Ok I’m back I open the link know what
2020-04-18 03:22:04 TheMightyMcB: souldemon47: SCP-999 already exists and you cannot post another SCP file in its place
2020-04-18 03:22:19 souldemon47: I made a new one
2020-04-18 03:22:23 TheMightyMcB: if you would like to post SCP-999-C as you have titled it, it will need to be a tale or GOI format
2020-04-18 03:22:29 TheMightyMcB: it cannot be an SCP
2020-04-18 03:22:46 TheMightyMcB: if you want, you can put it in a differently numbered slot
2020-04-18 03:22:48 souldemon47: How do I do that
2020-04-18 03:22:51 TheMightyMcB: but it cannot be SCP-99
2020-04-18 03:22:57 TheMightyMcB: *SCP-999
2020-04-18 03:23:20 souldemon47: You do know there’s Scp-999-B right
2020-04-18 03:23:32 souldemon47: On the wiki
2020-04-18 03:24:14 souldemon47: Um hello
2020-04-18 03:24:25 TheMightyMcB: souldemon47: link the article you are referring to
2020-04-18 03:24:26 souldemon47: I’ll be back
2020-04-18 03:24:27 TheMightyMcB: i cant find it
2020-04-18 03:24:31 souldemon47: Oh your here
2020-04-18 03:24:36 Cerastes: souldemon47: are you referring to the addendum on the article page? that's still part of the article
2020-04-18 03:24:45 souldemon47: Just search it
2020-04-18 03:24:50 TheMightyMcB: souldemon47: yes me not answering in 10 seconds doesnt mean i disappeared
2020-04-18 03:25:05 souldemon47: Umm what
2020-04-18 03:25:10 TheMightyMcB: souldemon47: there is no page titled SCP-999-B
2020-04-18 03:25:16 TheMightyMcB: it isnt a thing that exists
2020-04-18 03:25:27 souldemon47: I saw it I read it
2020-04-18 03:25:41 TheMightyMcB: there is an addendum titled that in the original file, but you can't make more addenda for somebody else's SCP
2020-04-18 03:25:48 souldemon47: I’ll be back
2020-04-18 03:28:54 souldemon47: Ok I’m back
2020-04-18 03:29:01 souldemon47: Read this
2020-04-18 03:29:04 souldemon47: to move or eat the rest of the day. SCP-999 has thankfully recovered since, but the staff member in question has been reprimanded." -Dr. ████████ Addendum SCP-999-B: The following is a report from
2020-04-18 03:29:28 Cerastes: souldemon47: yes, that's part of the article. you would not be allowed to add to the article
2020-04-18 03:29:43 souldemon47: I know
2020-04-18 03:29:50 Cerastes: you could post it as its own thing as a tale
2020-04-18 03:30:01 souldemon47: But it’s a different Scp-999
2020-04-18 03:30:25 souldemon47: It’s not slime base
2020-04-18 03:30:56 Cerastes: so you're just taking the concept of 999 instead of making your own article?
2020-04-18 03:31:15 Cerastes: that might fall into plagarism, even if accounted for.
2020-04-18 03:31:26 TheMightyMcB: Cerastes: ive got it
2020-04-18 03:31:30 TheMightyMcB: souldemon47: how old are you
2020-04-18 03:31:39 souldemon47: Um no I made a different one that is related to Scp-999
2020-04-18 03:32:15 souldemon47: Also I’m not telling you my age cause it’s the rules of the wiki
2020-04-18 03:32:24 TheMightyMcB: answer the question or i will ban you for being indistinguishable from underage
2020-04-18 03:32:37 souldemon47: Ok I’m 18
2020-04-18 03:32:38 TheMightyMcB: i am literally a wiki moderator, don't tell me what the rules are
2020-04-18 03:32:43 TheMightyMcB: I dont believe that you're a day over 12
2020-04-18 03:32:56 souldemon47: What
2020-04-18 03:33:09 TheMightyMcB: start acting like a functional adult or you will find yourself quickly out on your ass
2020-04-18 03:33:15 souldemon47: I don’t actually know what that means
2020-04-18 03:33:32 souldemon47: What
2020-04-18 03:33:39 souldemon47: ???????
2020-04-18 03:33:57 souldemon47: Ok well know tell me your age
2020-04-18 03:34:20 TheMightyMcB: TheMightyMcB has banned *!*@synIRC-570C31C9.res.spectrum.com
2020-04-18 03:34:30 souldemon47: souldemon47 was kicked by TheMightyMcB for: indistinguishable from underage
Banned for a year for being indistinguishable from underage.