New site member Zyde, now itiambiauw does not match any existing user name (account age 59 days, site membership 56 days) recently coldposted a low-quality tale to the mainsite. Excerpt: http://www.scp-wiki.net/of-course-bananas
Fuck bananas, I’m not sure weather it’s pure bad luck or some cruel god, but I can never seem to escape this cursed fruit. I’ll admit it thought I’m lucky it’s bananas and not strawberries or I’d drop dead from allergies ,now for my own safety and hope that the foundation will find me so I don’t have to live my life eating pure banana slush I may as well say where abouts I am. Roughly speaking I’m pretty deep underground and right at the edge of a massive banana bomb.
A Butterfly Squad reviewer (JakdragonX) posted a fairly lengthy critique, to which the user responded:
Hey I know you, I actually just read your profile any way
I’m going to reverse run the list.
Right I know no one is out to get me I’m just yanking legs and seeing who falls.
I know there’s no characterization I’m not a good writer mostly I write nonfiction and persuasive (getting better at fiction is why I’m here)
The flashlight thing idk actually it had no impact so I just said ehh and that’s it
My reasoning/fixation. I actually want to talk about this because I did describe him as cursed and so it fits that his. Series of unfortunate events all ties to bananas. My fixation however is because I LOVE scp 3521 and it’s a banana bomb so why not keep it that way.
My apologies on the spacing I’ll admit I may wait then remake this with better spacing I see it as a secondary.
The grammatical errors, I write in a weird way where I use commas as where you breath or continue the idea so they’re wrong sometimes (a lot),however if they are near the end (after I guess day 15) when he starts to really die
I definitely went overboard with the ummmmm what does that say and making you rely on sounding out
I use redacted as censor for cusses such as the first one is a cussing ramble that’s a lot more then a single “fuck” . It’s not for details because well I say it myself I didn’t have many and let the room be imagined in my head.
Finally dude I can call myself a bum If I want it’s for fun it’s not literal. I hold my self to a comedic standard with awkward statements or I sound VERY defensive (which most times I am
And later the user preemptively posted: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-13072772/of-course-bananas#post-4516747
Hey lads seeing as this is about to die if no one wants to rewrite I’ll try and take the advice of what’s his face and read some more so you may see this again in like idk a few weeks (I’m quite lazy+school) I’m unsure if that’s allowed so we’ll see
When addressed: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-13072772/of-course-bananas#post-4516803
Sorry forgot about my ability to use my brain for a minute his jakdragonx how to put that in a link for I have no clue (just another thing to figure out) you probably saw his name already in the above riffraff.
Of note, this is not the first instance of them behaving with questionable maturity, per this thread: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-12975029/jo-anns-cat-food#post-4479060
Oh boy rebuttaling the review people my favorIt’s thing
First you know why it’s a cognito hazard (it’s cat food WHO EATS CAT FOOD)
Second the 74 the 125 hours thing is of course another reference with 74 being part where we know how long he’s been transforming (edit) 125 is a random number lol
Third who knows most of the time it doesn’t matter where it came from.Thats the general rule other then “it came from space”.
Forth it doesn’t have to be special,I haven’t posted any mainlist before because of the review guys so I don’t see the bother I’m trying to make my first article special without cold posting it
Keep an eye on.