Item Number: SCP-N1664-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-N1664-J is to be locked in an 1m x1m x1m airtight stainless steel box. No interaction with SCP-N1664-J is to occur without unanimous approval from the O5 Council and the Ethics Committee in order to avoid an XK-Class-N-Word Scenario.
Description: SCP-N1664-J is a standard foundation keycard, marked as having level “N” security clearance. The name imprinted on the keycard is B████k O███a, although when this individual was questioned, he claimed to have no association with the card.
When in possession of SCP-N1664-J, the bearer is able to say “n████” without any repercussions, regardless of race.
If a person without significant African descent attempts to utter the word “n████” without being in possession of SCP-N1664-J, immediate death will follow. Observed methods of death include:
- Immediate cardiac arrest
- Total organ failure
- Spontaneous combustion
- The subject throwing themselves off of a high place
If a subject uses SCP-N1664-J repeatedly, this could cause an XK-Class-N-Word scenario. An XK-Class-N-Word-Scenario is to be avoided at all costs. In the case of an XK-Class-N-Word scenario, [DATA EXPUNGED] and all life on earth will cease.
Testing Logs
Test #1
D-1359 is a Caucasian male in his 40s. Demotion to D-Class was a result of dripping too hard. D-1359 was not in possession of SCP-N1664-J.
Dr. █████: You have been given a notecard. Please read out loud the word written on it.
D-1359: That’s it? Okay If that all— Wait what? Am I allowed to say that word?
Dr. █████: Just say the word out loud.
D-1359: Well if you say so. N████. Is that it? Anything el—
At this point, D-1359 experienced a heart attack followed by cardiac arrest and expired.
Dr. █████: Tough shit, n████.
End of Log