Posted with permission of ProcyonLotor.
Within the past two weeks, Dr Oatmeal has been on a streak of unhelpfulness and creepiness.
First, they've unleashed a flurry of low-content concepts:
When a person comes in contact with SCP-XXXX, it will begin to scream in the same way and sounds similar to SCP-096's scream. If the subject who has viewed SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX's reaction will proceed faster. SCP-XXXX unlike SCP-096, will not be aggravated by images, or video, only direct eye contact.
This SCP, in case even SCP-2000 Is unable to restore humanity in a cataclysmic EOW scenario, Will be activated on the lunar containment site by SCP-2000 in any detected Cataclysmic event. Once activated, time itself is reversed to a "stable save state" similar to that of a videogame. SCP 179 also works with this SCP to inform about the XK if even SCP-2000 fails to send a notice. If the lunar site is also close to destruction it will initiate the process.
SCP-XXXX-j is somehow capable of speech and knowing the subjects name without any sort of brain tissue or any way of vocalization. Subjects talking back to the fan will start a loud verbal argument with much profanity.
This SCP, in case even SCP-2000 Is unable to restore humanity in a cataclysmic EOW scenario,
Jason Voorhees from the infamous camp crystal lake has been captured and contained by MTF-Epsilon 11 and was taken to the facility. Constant attempts to escape have proven unsuccessful. Described by a D-class "that's straight-up Jason From the Friday The 13th movies".
"Cup of SCP-049's Cure" The machine hummed for a minute before dispensing a slightly yellow-tinged fluid of undetermined chemical makeup. At this same time, SCP-049 was granted a test subject to operate on and SCP-049 noticed his syringes we're half empty
In particular, Test 4 of that last link just strikes me as immature and underage:
"Cup of T*t F*** Juice" was requested by Doctor [REDACTED] in a humorous sarcastic way while on his break. SCP-294 produced a white-semi-viscous liquid made up of Human sperm cells, sweat, and saliva. This result was disposed of immediately.
While this wouldn't necesarily warrant an O5 post, the user has also been on a streak of shitcrit and overly vague feedback:
Looking good to me so far, it could use Rough or even redacted date of discovery, object class, and how it was discovered. but I see good potential in it
his sounds a whole like the Mr.Bean plot but its potential is there.
I kind of see this as a combination of SCP-610, SCP-008, and SCP-002 but, the virus idea and organic transformation idea is a little overdone but I really like this concept. I feel after a few revisions it would be list-worthy!
Alces_Alces does not match any existing user name and I have since staffposted on their low effort critique. ProcyonLotor has locked their repost thread.