Came into 17, tried to steal passwords.
Synth> Hi
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<aismallard> There are a huge number of threads in I&B, generally the goal is for everybody to get at least one reply
5:18 PM <•TheMightyMcB> CouldntThinkOf1: beyond the first response to a thread, you'll likely need to solicit crit yourself by asking for it
5:18 PM that can be done over pms or in #thecritters
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<•Lily> synthwave: hi, need help?
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<synthwave> Well, i need help cleaning blood off my couch, and to write a scp
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<•CorvusCaurinus> Who'd you kill
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<synthwave> Noone ;)
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<•CorvusCaurinus> You can tell me I'm not a cop
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<CouldntThinkOf1> I'll keep that in mind, thank you for the help.
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<•Tuomey> it's true they don't let crows be cops
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<synthwave> I killed john cena
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<•CorvusCaurinus> Yeah, they're racists
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5:20 PM <Gee0765> Tuomey: aren’t they intelligent though?
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<•CorvusCaurinus> Hella
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<•Lily> the only cop here is squid130
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<•CorvusCaurinus> We'll replace you one
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<synthwave> Oop, its the sound of the cops, oop
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<•CorvusCaurinus> He's in the FBI, Lily. Agent John Morgan.
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<synthwave> Lol
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<•CorvusCaurinus> The Investigation of Tweenage Suicides Caused By Roget Division
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<•Tuomey> Gee0765: yeah that's why they can't be cops
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<•Lily> CorvusCaurinus: fbi are just stuck-up cops
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<•CorvusCaurinus> Who else is going to investigate chat rudeness
5:21 PM <stormfallen> certainly not you, that'd be insider trading
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<•CorvusCaurinus> Lmao
5:22 PM I have the market on motherfucking lock
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<synthwave> Whoever types after this will be shot on sight by flyig dogs
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5:22 PM <stormfallen> uwu
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<•CorvusCaurinus> OwO
5:22 PM <stormfallen> shoot me daddy
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<synthwave> BORK BORK BORK
5:22 PM lol
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<•CorvusCaurinus> Tell me about your fursona stormfallen
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5:23 PM <stormfallen> It's just myself but with slightly more body hair
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<•CorvusCaurinus> What species
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5:23 PM <stormfallen> And I've already got a lot, so nobody notices
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<•MaliceAF> you're all hell-bound degenerates
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<•Lily> sea slug
5:23 PM a sea slug with hair
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<•CorvusCaurinus> Now tell me about yours malice
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<•Lily> CorvusCaurinus: jellyfishsona ofc
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<•CorvusCaurinus> I DIDN'T ASK YOU LILY
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<•MaliceAF> CorvusCaurinus: okay so it's like me, except it's not, it's just an empty chair in front of a computer because I will have no part in this
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<•Tuomey> Hello, Errorism Do you have a question for staff?
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<synthwave> I was at a party tonight and originally my plan was just to get a little tipsy and be home by midnight. Things changed when they decided to leave for the night since it was my mom's birthday. That meant that I didn't have to leave early and be able to hide my drunkness. When I got there I started with just some beer but then I moved up to vodka and I had way too much of it. I went to the bathroom because I thought I was gonna throw up
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<synthwave> True story
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<•Tuomey> Hello, Errorism Do you have a question for staff?
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<•Lily> synthwave: anyway uh once you're a site member you can write the draft in scp.bz/box then post to the main page after getting critique
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<synthwave> Thx
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<synthwave> nctcp %s TIME Sat Nov 12 22:04:00 1955
5:29 PM Test
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<•Tuomey> bruh
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<synthwave> [non-working but hostile-intentioned code removed by staff]
5:30 PM Shit
5:30 PM My script broke
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<•Lily> :|
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<•MaliceAF> ',:I
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<synthwave> [non-working but hostile-intentioned code removed by staff]
5:31 PM <•edna> Hey man.
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<synthwave> Dont mind me
5:31 PM Hey
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<•Tuomey> synthwave: posting scripts in the chat does nothing
5:31 PM <•edna> That shit isn't going to work here
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