dr_smiles_official (account age 13 days, site membership 1 day) coldposted three low-quality works today, seemingly getting worse and worse in quality with each posting:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4978/
SCP-4978 seems to be a mineral of some sorts. But strangely leaves marks like and looks like a crayon. SCP-4978 has a red and brown copper wire through the center (most likely used to detonate the device). All we know is that the explosion radius is at least with out any more additives 100,000 meters wide and 200,000 meters high.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4196
scp-4196 is A rusty prison cell with an area of 30 feet by 30 feet anyone who enters the cellfor more than 5 minuets will enter a sleep like trance. which will then be followed by the subject being torn apart limb by limb until only the torso remains then the floor will eaat the remains of the human
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4208 (title was incorrectly formatted)
scp-4208 is a humanoid scp with missing facial features and reduced and enlarged limbs scattered across the body that scp-4208 can use to teleport through electronic devices like cameras and computers scp-4208 is not to come into contact wit scp-682 or will have a extreme spasm that can last from 6-82 days
When addressed by the community, they responded:
- http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-11946373/scp-4978#post-4258746 "alright i will fix scp 4978 but the other one was made by my freind and I had nothing to do with it but thank you for the feedback"
- double-post "if you would like to re write the article you have permission to do so"
- triple-post "and thanks for fixing it sorry I misread the reply"
- http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-11946373/scp-4978#post-4258743 "ok im sorry its my first time writing an scp and I dont really dont know how to work the website right now but thank you for the comment and I will fix this right away"
- double-post "i crossed out the first part on porpose but if you would like to rewrite the article feel free"
- http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-11946373/scp-4978#post-4258773 "alright everyone i have fixed some of the article of scp-4978 including the adendum i hope you are all satisfyed and if not i will try again same anomoly different article thank you"
Given the sheer cluelessness and the fact that they attempted to blame one of the coldposts on their friend, I've revoked their site membership. PM has been sent.