Item #: SCP-12345-J
Object Class: Fricking Fracking Fascists
Special Containment Procedures: All SCP-12345-J instances are to be observed upon departing SCP-12345-J-1. Any SCP-12345-J instances approaching Foundation personnel should be neutralized and incinerated on site, these fucking Nazis.
Description: SCP-12345-J is an extra-dimensional radical nationalist authoritarian political party. Currently all known subjects affiliated with SCP-12345-J in any way are reported to be inhabiting inside SCP-12345-J-1. There are ongoing plans devised by the Foundation to infiltrate SCP-12345-J-1 so to overthrow the evil dictator of their lands and liberate them from their lingual oppression.
SCP-12345-J came to the Foundation's attention after multiple unidentified subjects successfully intruded Containment Site ██ and abducted Researcher ████████ from his office on ██/██/████. The subjects also allegedly collected various incomplete SCP documents authored by Researcher ████████, whom was often criticized for writing incomplete reports with severe grammatical errors such as but not limited to repeated spelling mistakes, misuse of semicolons, sentence fragments, and absence of capitalization. Attempts of locating the subjects have all failed, but the general area of their emergence was located and surveillance equipment were installed on site. As of █/██/████, it was discovered that the subjects emerge from an extra-dimensional portal near Mt. █████████████ located in █████, ██████████. It was then theorized that all subjects affiliated with SCP-12345-J originated from the alternate dimension (referred as SCP-12345-J-1).
Several language professors of various languages were sent into SCP-12345-J as undercover agents in ████ after the locating of SCP-12345-J-1. It was revealed that SCP-12345-J-1 is an alternate dimension consisted of a single nation dubbed the name "Grammaria". Reports have shown that the government was headed by SCP-12345 called by local inhabitants "The National Spellchecker Party". Numerous Local civilians of SCP-12345-J-1 shown contempt covertly towards SCP-12345, as it "stresses a perfect grammatical language system to purify the human race". Multiple intelligence and security agencies of the government were established to inspect the "lingual accuracy" of civilians on a daily basis.
A few certain undercover agents were reported to successfully become members of SCP-12345-J and subsequently it is ascertain of that researchers affiliated with SCP-12345-J had determined a method of infiltrating other foreign dimensions. Known to members of SCP-12345-J, "Operation Appositive" was devised by the top researchers and members of SCP-12345-J to spread SCP-12345-J propaganda in foreign dimensions and, eventually, commencing full-scale invasions.
As a response to Operation Appositive, additional undercover agents were sent into SCP-12345-J-1 to stage an attempt of inspiring native inhabitants of overthrowing the SCP-12345-J government give them a taste of our fucking democracy.
Addendum-12345-J-A: The following is a transcript of an account made by local SCP-12345-J-1 civilians tentatively to the undercover Foundation personnel.
<Begin Log, █:██>
Professor ██████: Good morning, mister.
Mr. █████████: (Turns around rapidly) Heil Gramm… I am sorry. A very good morning to you, sir.
Professor ██████: Hello. Since I don't come from anywhere around here, could you please tell me about the current, well, life you have under the government of SCP-excuse me, The National Spellchecker Party?
Mr. █████████: (Lowers voice) Are you currently a member of the Speech Communist Party?
Professor ██████: What? No! I have nothing to do with them damn commies.
Mr. █████████: Can you tell me what is a "commie"? Did you mispronounce the word "comma"?
Professor ██████: Huh? No, commie means…forget it. And also, can you please speak more naturally? Your use of language is rather awkward.
Mr. █████████: I am sorry, but the rules set by the government are rather strict. I cannot speak out in the old free ways.
Professor ██████: (Looks around) Nobody is near.
Mr. █████████: (Sighs) I will let it slide this time.
Professor ██████: So, mister. Will you tell me about the methods the government utilize to maintain a state of perfect language?
Mr. █████████: Well, bruh, they shizzle have straight-up secret five-o forces dat peep you fuckin 24/7. If they catch you bustin lyrics wrong, they have tha right ta arrest yo poor ass.
Professor ██████: Um, please continue.
Mr. █████████: There ain't straight-up no way you could disobey tha ordaz of tha der Fünction. They claim dat it aint nuthin but a slick way of purifyin yo' bein as a person. What a load of fuckin shitz.
Professor ██████: What do they do to people they caught speaking badly?
Mr. █████████: They will come ta yo' hood, knock on yo' fuckin door, n' drag you outta tha house. They shit yo' ass wit loadz of language lectures! Also, dude, listen. I need ta be at work straight-up soon. So I gots ta bounce now, biatch. Savvy?
Professor ██████: Understood. But sir…
Mr. █████████: Holy mutha of semi-colons… I have to go now. The Checkstapo is arriving now. I have no idea who you really are, but you must be doing something good for the people. Please do stay low near the Checkstapo officers.
Professor ██████: Okay, mister.
Mr. █████████: Have a yes to that. (Lowers voice) Don't be straight-up trippin just chill bro!
<End Log, █:██>