- Schengen (moc.sulplartnectb.071-68egnar.0527C5A2-CRInys|tibbiM#moc.sulplartnectb.071-68egnar.0527C5A2-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site17
<Schengen> Goddamnit
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<Eskobear> Yes, not-at-all-a-banned-user?
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<Schengen> Please ignore my idiotic scumbag brother Joseph, who basically fricking wiped the Anomalous Items log
<Schengen> Honestly, I had no idea why he did it
<Eskobear> You, uh. You get that even if we believed that, that it would mean that you had failed to secure your account enough to protect the wiki from an unauthorized user.
<Schengen> Eskobear How do I do that?
<Eskobear> I mean, we get the "it wasn't me, it was my [brother/sister/dog]" from users all the time.
<Eskobear> You log out of your account when you aren't on it? You put a password on your computer that your brother can't use?
<Eskobear> Such and so forth?
<Schengen> No, but if you ask him, he'll say that he did
<Schengen> He's so fucking predictable
<Schengen> Oh, and by the way, how hard was it getting that page restored?
<Eskobear> It wasn't hard at all. We just do a page revert.
<Eskobear> It's literally two buttons.
<Schengen> Huh
<Eskobear> The point that a user account is vandalizing pages on the wiki is more disturbing in principle than in practice, really.
<Eskobear> It's one of the dumbest forms of trolling.
<Eskobear> Tied with all of the other forms of trolling, that is.
<Schengen> Eskobear I know
<Schengen> And also
<Schengen> If you didn't have the revert page button
<Schengen> I would have totally done it for you
<Schengen> Hold on
<Schengen> gonna get my brother (scrivenor) to get on
<Eskobear> You mean, if we didn't have the revert page button /and/ if we hadn't then immediately revoked your account for vandalism because we don't give a shit /who/ did the thing?
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<Schengen> Eskobear, no
<Schengen> I would have rewritten the whole damn thing
<Schengen> Scrivenor?
<scrivenor> Yes?
<Eskobear> God damn, and I thought I wasn't gonna get to have any fun today.
<Schengen> Can I just ask you one question?
<Eskobear> You do your marionette act, I'll just be sitting over here.
<scrivenor> If you have to
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<Schengen> WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING WIPE THE ANOMALOUS ITEMS LOG?
<scrivenor> I wanted to
<Schengen> (for fucks sake)
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<Schengen> Loook, give me a freaking real answer
<scrivenor> revenge
<Piefish> Ooooo! plot twist!
<Schengen> Whaddaya mean "revenge"?
<Piefish> This is a good play
<scrivenor> Well, you'll see
<Eskobear> piefish i will eat your soul
<scrivenor> But first, I have to put something on
<scrivenor> My
<scrivenor> Fedora
<scrivenor> Yup, I am Thatfedoradude
<Schengen> the fuck
<Eskobear> NO
<Eskobear> IT CANNOT BE
<Piefish> WHAT A TWIST
<Schengen> I-I-I-I Have no words
<Eskobear> Wait, which of you is a heel again?
<Eskobear> TroyL, you watch wrestling. What's your take on the match so far?
<Schengen> First off, you start a fucking SHITSTORM on reddit
<LordSpy> This furrther confirms that every single user ever is secretly Roget.
<Schengen> Next, you start acting like a dumbass and lie about your age
<TroyL> WELL, MEAN-BEAR, THIS IS A FUCKING ROLLER COASTER OF A MATCH HERE TONIGHT IN THE OMEGA DOME.
<Hexi|Aspire> oh look, its the mennist<LordSpy> Except Roget, he's secretly consuelo.
<Schengen> Then, you threaten to stick a fucking SPIKE up a staff members ass
<Schengen> ANd now this?
<Schengen> Look, I'm no admin
<Schengen> Or mod
<TroyL> LET'S ALL BE THANKFUL THAT THE SPIKE WAS TAKEN BY THE REFS. THAT'S AN ILLEGAL OBJECT, AND IT MIGHT HAVE DISQUALIFIED HIM.
<Eskobear> SO, TROYL, NOW THAT THATFEDORADUDE'S MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER HAS STRUCK, WHICH ONE DO YOU SEE COMING OUT AS THE WINNER?
<Schengen> But I think I think I speak for everyone when I say this:
<Hexi|Aspire> well
<Hexi|Aspire> this is delicious
<Schengen> WE DO NOT WANT YOU ON THE FUCKING SITE!
<Piefish> !y independence day speech
<Alexandra> Piefish: Independence Day [1996] - President Speech - 1080P - length 2m 24s - rated 4.86/5.0 (58) - 9 666 views - themaul3r on 2014.06.23 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=oj16vfbsM9A
<Hexi|Aspire> and here we see why neckbeards will never have girlfriends
<TroyL> I'LL BE HONEST, BEARMAN. I DON'T HAVE A CLUE HERE. IT'S LIKE… I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE IS GONNA COME OUT ON TOP!
<scrivenor> I don't give a shit
<Eskobear> THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE BOTTOMS TO ME, TROYL
<Eskobear> TROYDAWG
<LordSpy> .you where is my mind
<Alexandra> LordSpy: Pixies - Where Is My Mind - length 3m 54s - rated 4.92/5.0 (55868) - 11 274 580 views - koolmix32 on 2008.12.26 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=qrdpliMfoAM
<scrivenor> You're all scumbags
<Piefish> This is the best performance I've ever seen
<Hexi|Aspire> owchie
<TroyL> THAT'S TAKING IT TOO FAR.
<Hexi|Aspire> where is ProcyonGone, he's missing out
<scrivenor> …………………./´¯/) ………………..,/¯../ ………………./…./ …………./´¯/'…'/´¯¯‘·¸ ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\ ……..('(…´…´…. ¯~/'…') ………\……………..'…../ ……….''…\………. _.·´ …………\…………..( …………..\………….\…
<Eskobear> like a lot
<scrivenor> That's a middle finger
<Hexi|Aspire> gdi Eskobear
<TroyL> Hahahahahahaa
<scrivenor> See you assholes when I'm president.
<Piefish> Ohhh I see, it's interpretative art
<Eskobear> wait a second, scrivenor
<TroyL> Oh god. Oh god, no.
<Eskobear> do you…give a shit?
<Hexi|Aspire> hey genius, learn to use line breaks so that you do not have to explain your ascii art when it breaks
<TroyL> Oh my god, that was amazing.
<Schengen> Well, that escalated quickly
<Piefish> Right
<Schengen> Umm
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<Hexi|Aspire> i'd say that idiots cant be president, but you people did vote in bush jr..
<TroyL> Ah, fuckin' hell. Dude, just go. Just… just go.
<Piefish> now you've performed what is possibly the greatest oscar nominated performance of 2015
<Piefish> Do you have a question Schengen?
<TroyL> This is going to be legend for ages now.
<Eskobear> No, it's even better, see!
<Schengen> Piefish Well, I'm kinda lost for words
<Tuomey> Did I miss the show?
<Eskobear> Because /now/ he's exposed himself as DrGatsby, too!
<Schengen> Why did he did it>
<Schengen> whywhywhy
<TroyL> Exposing ones self? How droll.
<TroyL> Anyhow.
<Schengen> My heartfelt apologies for that scumbag
<Hexi|Aspire> that scumbag is you tho
<Schengen> Look, can I do anything to make up for what he did?
<Schengen> I will do anything
- TroyL has kicked Schengen from #site17 (Your attempt was the most glorious I've seen in my many years. You're still banned. Later.)
<Tuomey> TroyL: you should've let me show him my -J draft
<TroyL> Alright.
<TroyL> Back to professionalism, guys.
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<Eskobear> Sorry for the random sexuality dig. Just going for the cheap shot there.
<TroyL> No problem. I punched you and you bled.
<TroyL> Apologies to anyone in the chat who was offended.
<Hexi|Aspire> thanks for the extra work TroyL gosh
<Hexi|Aspire> ass
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