12:48:10 PM D<DeveloperX> I'm starting to get a panic attack
12:48:16 PM anyone have advice>
12:48:22 PM R<River> Distraction
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12:48:34 PM H<Hippo> focus on breathing, listen to a song you like
12:48:51 PM R<River> TV is good, you almost forget about reality
12:48:57 PM Or, well, I do
12:48:57 PM D<DeveloperX> ok, thanks I never know how to slow them
12:49:11 PM I've had like heart attacks a lot recently
12:49:21 PM and I can't go to the hospital
12:49:24 PM R<River> Then again I used to be better at calming myself than I am now. It seems like all the things that used to work don't anymore
12:49:30 PM <CuteGirl> Palipitations
12:49:31 PM H<HogRoaster> I have very good advice!
12:49:32 PM D<DeveloperX> i don't want another
12:49:44 PM <CuteGirl> If you had heart attacks youd probs have keeled over
12:49:50 PM D<DeveloperX> I have
12:49:54 PM I threw up too
12:49:55 PM H<HogRoaster> 1. Tilt your head down…
12:50:05 PM D<DeveloperX> ok
12:50:08 PM H<HogRoaster> 2. Point at a wall…
12:50:16 PM <CuteGirl> Yeah I mean untreated heart attacks dint just go away
12:50:19 PM H<HogRoaster> 3. Run as fast as you can…
12:50:24 PM D<DeveloperX> …
12:50:25 PM <CuteGirl> They're just heart attack symptoms
12:50:27 PM D<DeveloperX> you're kidding
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12:50:36 PM D<DeveloperX> I'm serious HogRoaster
12:50:36 PM P<Phantasmicus1> Can I say my deepest darkest secret
12:50:39 PM <CuteGirl> HogRoaster: is your aim to break his fucking neck
12:50:40 PM D<DeveloperX> nvm
12:50:41 PM H<HogRoaster> 4. Protisimo
12:50:41 PM D<DeveloperX> just nvm
12:50:45 PM it's whatever
12:50:47 PM <CuteGirl> .g protisimo
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12:50:48 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> CuteGirl: https://www.artstation.com/protisimo - ArtStation - Emilio Acosta: Mexico City, Mexico. protisimo.artstation.com. 542 Followers; 1,545 Likes; 28,792 Views. Emilio Acosta3D artistMexico City, Mexicoprotisimo.artstation.com.
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12:50:54 PM H<HogRoaster> Stop panic attacks
12:51:05 PM It helps with me
12:51:22 PM R<River> …a misspelling of "prontissimo" aka "really fast"?
12:51:23 PM <CuteGirl> HogRoaster: was that advice a neck breaking joke
12:51:25 PM P<Phantasmicus1> I was introduced to the wiki- through Containment breach. I wish I had discovered it before that though
12:51:39 PM R<River> Or a word Google won't translate for me?
12:51:44 PM D<DeveloperX> idk who to even go to
12:51:51 PM i don't have anyone to go to
12:52:03 PM R<River> For talking or for the palpitations?
12:52:08 PM D<DeveloperX> anything
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12:52:11 PM D<DeveloperX> but whatever
12:52:20 PM I'm getting irritable
12:52:25 PM it's problably best if i go
12:52:32 PM R<River> Try music, try TV. Good luck.
12:52:38 PM D<DeveloperX> yeah sure
12:52:51 PM R<River> .y weightless
12:52:52 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> River: Marconi Union - Weightless (Official 10 Hour Version) - length 10h6m25s - 127726↑4888↓ - 10597261 views - JustMusicTV - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYnA9wWFHLI
12:52:54 PM D<DeveloperX> have a nic night all
12:52:59 PM *jight
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12:53:07 PM D<DeveloperX> oml have a nice night
12:53:08 PM R<River> That song is scientifically proven to be the most calming song ever
12:53:13 PM Night
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12:53:36 PM W<•Wogglebug> .y dont worry be happy
12:53:37 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> Wogglebug: Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy - length 4m4s - 972528↑26028↓ - 129976217 views - BobbyMcFerrinVEVO - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
12:53:45 PM B<BlackWing> .y dont happy be worry
12:53:46 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> BlackWing: "Be (!) Worry, Don't (!) Happy": Minor key - length 3m51s - 29111↑699↓ - 1413905 views - Oleg Berg - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbTxfN8d2CI
12:54:55 PM H<HogRoaster> Sorry, did I offend anyone?
12:55:19 PM <•Jazstar> HogRoaster: Did you seriously just tell somebody who is having/had a panic attack or other medical issues to run headfirst into a wall?
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12:56:06 PM B<BlackWing> :|
12:56:22 PM Ok, wow, did I just land the wrong time to pay attention to chat
12:56:33 PM D<Dragonfire15699> Holy shit the old man is dr scanton
12:56:36 PM W<•Wogglebug> saaame
12:57:47 PM <ManyMeats> Evening, dudes and dudettes
12:57:52 PM B<BlackWing> And River, I have a better calming video. Wanna see?
12:58:06 PM R<River> Is it a trick?
12:58:08 PM H<HogRoaster> It was a joke, quite a funny one. If someone is dying from medical reasons they should be at the hospital, not Wiki Chat
12:58:08 PM B<BlackWing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f8kahmsJ-s
12:58:09 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> BlackWing: DALEK Relaxation Meditation for Humans Remastered - length 1m22s - 506↑15↓ - 39800 views - INVICTAdynamics - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f8kahmsJ-s
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1:07:58 PM H<HogRoaster> Hello everyone, I believe I have insulted a certain group of people in this chat, I come to deliver my greatest apologies and sincerely swear to do it again unless I am permitted to, sorry.
1:08:10 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> ‘sincerely swear to do it again`
1:08:11 PM oen job
1:08:12 PM R<River> I think you accidentally a word there
1:08:15 PM <•Jazstar> PFFFFFT
1:08:15 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> one job, mate
1:08:20 PM <CuteGirl> Fuck me what’s with the shit apologies today
1:08:23 PM R<River> .g wicked bible
1:08:24 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> River: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/retropolis/wp/2017/11/17/the-new-bible-museums-wicked-bible-thou-shalt-commit-adultery/ - The Wicked Bible and other famous biblical mistakes and misprints …: Nov 18, 2017 … The “Wicked Bible” omits one crucial word from the Seventh Commandment. “Thou shalt commit adultery,” the Wicked Bible commands.
1:08:31 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> wicked bible, brah
1:08:36 PM radical
1:08:41 PM <CuteGirl> >
"I wont make a suicide joke unless you say I can"
1:08:48 PM R<River> The best example of accidentally-ing the one most important word in history
1:08:52 PM W<•Wogglebug> tbf that's good policy
1:09:14 PM H<HogRoaster> Knock out, not suicide! Any way, that's In the past now..
1:09:16 PM R<River> Good for one-on-one conversation, imo, but not for a chat where other people could be affected
1:09:30 PM B<BlackWing> HogRoaster, Still, poor form
1:09:38 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> .l
1:09:46 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> ROUNDERHOUSE: SCP-4128 (Written 37 minutes ago By: The Great Hippo) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-4128
1:09:47 PM <CuteGirl> River: ppl still feel effected one on one
1:09:48 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> ROUNDERHOUSE: Veiedhimaedhr's Author Page ES16 (Written 1 hour ago By: Veiedhimaedhr) - http://scp-wiki.net/veiedhimaedhr-s-author-page
1:09:48 PM ROUNDERHOUSE: That Fucking Bug (Written 1 hour ago By: N_Aepic_Fael) - http://scp-wiki.net/that-fucking-bug
1:10:01 PM B<BlackWing> At least wait till you've aclimated yourself with the denizens here before you joke about inflicting self-harm upon oneself.
1:10:07 PM <•Jazstar> CuteGirl: Oh god usually I don't care about effect affect but that hurts me
1:10:11 PM R<River> CuteGirl: Yeah but I meant if you're talking to someone 1:1 and *that* person says "you can make suicide jokes"
1:10:14 PM B<BlackWing> Even then, don't.
1:10:35 PM R<River> But otherwise.
1:10:42 PM A<A_p3rs0n> Im confused now. There is two different spots, site19 channel and the other one is the site17 channel. Which one is which?
1:10:42 PM <CuteGirl> Jazstar: I did shit through Irish idk the different effects
1:10:46 PM <•Jazstar> Okay guys, so dog piling is also poor form.
1:11:00 PM <CuteGirl> I only know principal and principle cos Pal is a person
1:11:02 PM <TheMightyMcB> River: I've never felt the need to give somebody the ability to tell me to kill myself
1:11:04 PM R— River unpiles
1:11:07 PM <TheMightyMcB> But maybe that's just me
1:11:08 PM <•Jazstar> CuteGirl: Wait you guys call it irish class?
1:11:14 PM R<River> How about them skips?
1:11:30 PM A_p3rs0n: 17 is for help from staff
1:11:33 PM 19 is for chatter
1:11:35 PM <CuteGirl> Jazstar: I did all my schooling through Irish
1:11:43 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> A_p3rs0n: site19 is where you and i are right now, and is for general chat - site17 is for asking staff questions
1:11:47 PM B<BlackWing> River, Don't know about them skips, but I did find out(and buy) a weird-ass tokusatsu film
1:12:01 PM <TheMightyMcB> Scp-4107
1:12:02 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> TheMightyMcB: SCP-4107: Dead (Rating: +34. Written 13 hours ago By: PeppersGhost) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-4107
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1:12:09 PM <CuteGirl> I'm sure I was some weird grey area of English as neither a primary or secondary langushe for a while
1:12:11 PM A<A_p3rs0n> Ok, now I'm understanding it better.
1:12:13 PM <TheMightyMcB> Y'all this skip obliterated my mind
1:12:15 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> Dragonfire15699: why hello there
1:12:21 PM B<BlackWing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If6So_873mk
1:12:22 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> BlackWing: The Calamari Wrestler Trailer - length 1m48s - 32↑1↓ - 6635 views - eyesoremovies - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If6So_873mk
1:12:32 PM <CuteGirl> I have am EU qualification in Irish at B2 level
1:12:36 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> Jazstar: do your job >:|
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1:12:40 PM R<River> I was taking my meds today and I noticed one of them said "D 95" on the back, and I immediately thought "damn, a skip turned a D-class into a pill" and now I'm questioning my life choices
1:12:46 PM H<HogRoaster> So are we clean now, forgiven?
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1:12:55 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> HogRoaster: well, not bringing it up helps
1:12:59 PM so i suggest this
1:13:02 PM as a possible route of action
1:13:15 PM <•Jazstar> ROUNDERHOUSE: Am trying
1:13:15 PM H<HogRoaster> Okay, just don't wanna type and receive hate speach
1:13:18 PM R<River> Terrible SCP Idea (tm): An SCP that turns people into what people figuratively call them when in proximity. "Man, that D-95 is a real pill"
1:13:25 PM H<HogRoaster> Thank you
1:13:30 PM <TheMightyMcB> >
hate speach
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1:13:37 PM <CuteGirl> Acknowledge my language skills dammit
1:13:40 PM •Jazstar banned *!*@synIRC-57EFD511.bstnma.fios.verizonF* (+b)
1:13:42 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> River: inb4 u get turned into a river due to unfortunate naming conventions
1:13:51 PM R<River> Heh
1:14:07 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> CuteGirl: but do you speak ‘welsh`
1:14:10 PM A<A_p3rs0n> A potential idea: An scp that is a deadly VR headset.
1:14:13 PM <CuteGirl> TheMightyMcB: 👀
1:14:27 PM D<Dragonfire15699> Yea soery i panicked abd left im rwally embarrassed ans apolojise for my actions. Sometimes i jusr aaythings im thinking and i do it more behind the screen sry
1:14:35 PM <•Jazstar> Wait what
1:14:36 PM <CuteGirl> ROUNDERHOUSE: no but I can take a stab at Scots Gaelic. Not very well tho
1:14:39 PM <•Jazstar> Hippo: You lied
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1:14:56 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> Jazstar: you
1:14:59 PM •Jazstar banned *!ten.nozirev.soif.amntsb.115DFE75-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.nozirev.soif.amntsb.115DFE75-CRInys|tibbiM (+b)
1:15:00 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> did you ban him incorrectly?
1:15:06 PM <•Jazstar> I blame everybody else
1:15:10 PM H<HogRoaster> Oh crap… Well
1:15:13 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> Jazstar: LEARN HOW HELEN WORKS JAZ
1:15:15 PM •CorvusCaurinus banned *!*@synIRC-57EFD511.bstnma.fios.verizon.net (+b)
1:15:23 PM <•Jazstar> CorvusCaurinus: Thank you <3
1:15:25 PM C<•CorvusCaurinus> Procy THIS ISN’T HELEN, DIPSHIT
1:15:29 PM <CuteGirl> Anyone else want to add a ban lol
1:15:35 PM C<•CorvusCaurinus> Procy Np jazzy <3
1:15:37 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> CorvusCaurinus: can't you ban folks with helen though
1:15:44 PM i thought that was common practice for tempbans
1:15:48 PM H<HogRoaster> It's a banning spree
1:15:51 PM <CuteGirl> ROUNDERHOUSE: I saw her ban someone the other day
1:15:52 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> HogRoaster: literally one dude
1:16:00 PM <CuteGirl> HogRoaster: youd wanna be quiet so
1:16:12 PM C<•CorvusCaurinus> Procy Yes but SOP is banning them serverside while it's put in helen because that takes a bit
1:16:12 PM H<HogRoaster> Yea, guess so
1:16:21 PM C<•CorvusCaurinus> Procy Then once helen is done it's removed from the server
1:16:23 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> CorvusCaurinus: that would explain it
1:16:32 PM •CorvusCaurinus un-banned gamers!*@* (-b)
1:16:34 PM •CorvusCaurinus un-banned *!*PI.9C87674.9693DAE2.8D57D37B|tibbiM#PI.9C87674.9693DAE2.8D57D37B|tibbiM (-b)
1:16:38 PM •CorvusCaurinus un-banned *!*@synIRC-57EFD511.bstnma.fios.verizonF* (-b)
1:16:38 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> no reban gamers
1:16:40 PM •CorvusCaurinus un-banned *!ten.nozirev.soif.amntsb.115DFE75-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.nozirev.soif.amntsb.115DFE75-CRInys|tibbiM (-b)
1:16:48 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> we can't allow gamers into 19
1:16:57 PM H<HogRoaster> What?
1:16:59 PM H<Hippo> sorry about that confusion, Jazstar
1:17:05 PM H<HogRoaster> *why?
1:17:14 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> why what
1:17:20 PM .yt REAPER funeral
1:17:21 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> ROUNDERHOUSE: REAPER - funeral - length 3m26s - 4403↑73↓ - 308160 views - dynmk - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx8wHQd9dfQ
1:17:23 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> good shit
1:17:29 PM H<HogRoaster> Did gamer do something stupid?
1:17:42 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> i assume it was a joke ban
1:17:51 PM U<unclenicolini> Yo yo its your boy, nico
1:17:51 PM R<River> But I'm a casual/pleb/scrub/whatever, does that make it okay
1:17:59 PM Can I be a gamer in 19 if I suck :D
1:18:06 PM <stormbreath> keep gamers banned we don't need them rising up
1:18:07 PM U— unclenicolini raps about the 2008 housing crisis
1:18:07 PM <TheMightyMcB> Yo yo nico
1:18:09 PM How is
1:18:10 PM <•Jazstar> Hippo: You're not even staff. No worries
1:18:11 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> River: we're in 19, everyone sucks
1:18:17 PM R<River> Sweet
1:18:25 PM <CuteGirl> I thought hippo was staff somewherw
1:18:27 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> can someone make that the topic
1:18:33 PM H<HogRoaster> Oh, so we can't joke while Helen is around?
1:18:38 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> "you're in 19, everyone sucks"
1:18:42 PM U<unclenicolini> Im laying in bed with my dog and patting her for being cute
1:18:44 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> CuteGirl: forum crit jstaff
1:18:44 PM H<Hippo> i'm some junior staff thing on crit forums, but i haven't been able to do much of that because of RL issues
1:18:45 PM <stormbreath> HogRoaster: helen is always around and yes
1:19:02 PM W<•Wogglebug> Hippo: that old chestnut
1:19:02 PM B<BlackWing> Helen is site19
1:19:04 PM H<HogRoaster> Well, that means no jokes then
1:19:06 PM <stormbreath> Big Sister Helen watches with scorn
1:19:22 PM H<Hippo> yes i am full of chestnuts
1:19:22 PM <CuteGirl> So long as they're funny jokes are okay
1:19:32 PM H<HogRoaster> Can throw that chat guide out the window then
1:19:36 PM <TheMightyMcB> Hippo is crit homie
1:19:38 PM H<HogRoaster> Oh nvm
1:20:10 PM <CuteGirl> Its French 80
1:20:12 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> .au
1:20:13 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> ROUNDERHOUSE: Rounderhouse - (http://www.scp-wiki.net/rounderhouse-s-author-page) has 26 pages. (11 SCP articles, 6 Tales, 2 GoI Formats, 6 others.) They have 2005 net upvotes with an average of 77. Their latest page is SCP-4161: METEMPSYCHOSIS. at 36.
1:20:19 PM H<HogRoaster> Can I get advice and crit on my SCP idea?
1:20:29 PM U<unclenicolini> #thecritters
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1:20:50 PM H<HogRoaster> Thumbs up, what if no one is there?
1:20:52 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> .lc
1:21:19 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> Veiedhimaedhr: SCP-4128 (Written 48 minutes ago By: The Great Hippo) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-4128
1:21:20 PM Veiedhimaedhr: Veiedhimaedhr's Author Page ES16 (Written 1 hour ago By: Veiedhimaedhr) - http://scp-wiki.net/veiedhimaedhr-s-author-page
1:21:20 PM Veiedhimaedhr: That Fucking Bug (Written 2 hours ago By: N_Aepic_Fael) - http://scp-wiki.net/that-fucking-bug
1:21:30 PM W<•Wogglebug> im feeling v attacked by this tail
1:21:35 PM *tale
1:22:00 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> Veiedhimaedhr: your author page is the best
1:22:05 PM new favorite author page
1:22:11 PM i thought mine was peak shitost
1:22:13 PM shitpost*
1:22:17 PM i was wrong
1:22:20 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> ROUNDERHOUSE: thank u!
1:23:19 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> Veiedhimaedhr: also i'm sure you hear this all the fucking time but ii tab was *amazing*
1:24:08 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> ROUNDERHOUSE: aww thanks! I’m glad you enjoyed!
1:25:09 PM H<HogRoaster> Well yea,
1:25:30 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> Veiedhimaedhr: 👌🏽 legit one of the best things i've read on site
1:25:55 PM A<A_p3rs0n> Random question: Lat year was the year of the stinkbugs and it might be happening again. What can I do to help with this problem?
1:26:07 PM U<unclenicolini> What
1:26:16 PM H<HogRoaster> ?
1:26:22 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> wut
1:26:43 PM A<A_p3rs0n> To clarify, there was so many stinkbugs last year
1:26:57 PM B<BlackWing> Fire
1:27:12 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Dont leave food lying around the house, keep windows and gaps closed during cold weather
1:27:14 PM H<HogRoaster> A lighter and Raid
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1:27:31 PM B<BlackWing> Dude, Raid kills people.
1:27:38 PM Don't use Raid.
1:27:46 PM H<HogRoaster> Doom then, sorry
1:27:51 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Since it’s summer, stinkbugs shouldn’t really have a reason to seek shelter in your home, but they will if you leave tasty tasty crumbs everywhere, or fruit
1:28:08 PM W<•Wogglebug> it is spring
1:28:14 PM it's not summer anywhere, even
1:28:33 PM H<HogRoaster> I hate it when they crawl into your fruit salad
1:28:43 PM R<River> Only 90s kids remember spring and fall…
1:29:13 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Wogglebug: i must be in a different timezone
1:29:19 PM H<HogRoaster> Yip, it's either Hot or Cold, nowhere in between
1:29:35 PM P<Phantasmicus1> how clean do you think SCP facilities are
1:29:48 PM W<•Wogglebug> very
1:29:54 PM H<HogRoaster> Clean to eat a snack bar off of
1:29:56 PM A<A_p3rs0n> They keep on entering because of a small gap between the door and the ground that the stinkbugs can get through.
1:30:08 PM <ROUNDERHOUSE> consider sealing this gap
1:30:14 PM B<BlackWing> With fire
1:30:15 PM H<HogRoaster> Tape
1:30:28 PM Tape and fire
1:30:35 PM Flaming tape?
1:30:36 PM R<River> I'm gonna vamoose, partly because bugs but mostly because I feel like doing other stuff
1:30:37 PM P<Phantasmicus1> do you think they specifically search out people with OCD to become janitors
1:30:41 PM R<River> Later all :)
1:30:43 PM B<BlackWing> T-Pose when you see them. Assert dominance!
1:30:48 PM A<A_p3rs0n> Tape and fire will not help
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1:30:57 PM B<BlackWing> Tape and fire always helps
1:31:03 PM X<XilasCrowe> Lover of Axolotls, Haver of The Lorax Dream™, Re set the tape on fire
1:31:05 PM A<A_p3rs0n> Or at least fire
1:31:08 PM H<HogRoaster> Hell yes
1:31:13 PM X<XilasCrowe> Lover of Axolotls, Haver of The Lorax Dream™, Re and then put it on the bugs
1:31:27 PM H<HogRoaster> Tape the bugs the. Torture then
1:31:58 PM <stormbreath> Hippo: is the missing figure on 4128 intention or should the second image be Fig 1.2
1:32:18 PM A<A_p3rs0n> If I lit tape on fire, all of the neighbors would probably start calling emergency services as my house would be turning to rubble.
1:32:23 PM H<Hippo> missing figure? oh! oh, right, yes that should be 1.2, i'll fix that
1:32:30 PM (thanks!)
1:32:35 PM <•Jazstar> I'm eating Jubes right now
1:32:38 PM They are good
1:32:40 PM H<HogRoaster> Well, then put Tape on the Fire instead
1:32:53 PM I mean fire in tape
1:33:09 PM Gosh damnit
1:33:11 PM <stormbreath> np
1:33:20 PM H<HogRoaster> Keyboard
1:33:27 PM B<BlackWing> .y Junes theme
1:33:27 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> BlackWing: 09 Junes Theme Vocal Version - length 2m41s - 853↑11↓ - 92786 views - Persona Perusona - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDutOwE0rd8
1:33:37 PM A<A_p3rs0n> Or maybe explosive bang caps in the tape
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1:34:03 PM H<HogRoaster> Yes, dynamite tape
1:34:16 PM Or mining string
1:34:42 PM W<•Wogglebug> danger tinsel
1:35:01 PM H<HogRoaster> But u will still need fire to light the bangs
1:35:19 PM W<•Wogglebug> hey wait a minute don't bully bugs
1:35:20 PM A<A_p3rs0n> I remember that thekingofrandom made this "Touch powder" that is highly dangerous.
1:35:47 PM Not you @Wogglebug , stink bugs
1:35:48 PM H<HogRoaster> Wow, okay
1:36:04 PM We don't bully, we assassinate
1:36:10 PM W<•Wogglebug> first of all I smell wonderfuly
1:36:23 PM H<HogRoaster> Check!
1:36:45 PM Mercy point 1
1:37:17 PM 3 mercy points required to survive p3rson and I
1:37:36 PM H<Hippo> .s gallant society
1:37:37 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> Hippo: I'm sorry, I couldn't find anything.
1:37:37 PM A<A_p3rs0n> You need permission to enter.
1:37:56 PM H<Hippo> http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4128
1:37:57 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> Hippo: SCP-4128 (Rating: +7. Written 1 hour ago By: The Great Hippo) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-4128
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1:38:09 PM <•Jazstar> Wogglebug: Why bully bugs when I can throw my new cat at them instead?
1:38:37 PM B<BlackWing> Why throw a cat when you can throw lightning?
1:38:40 PM H<HogRoaster> Throwing cats, sounds like an enjoyable past time
1:39:39 PM # Chatkiller
1:41:04 PM A<A_p3rs0n> Aparenly, we ran into the situation where everyone either is taking a long time to write something down or everyone just lost their train of thought.
1:41:13 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Guys I think Wikidot ate my author page. It’s not on the list anymore no matter how much I refresh it
1:41:18 PM <•Jazstar> .au Veiedhimaedhr
1:41:20 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> Jazstar: Veiedhimaedhr - has 7 pages. (2 SCP articles, 2 Tales, 2 GoI Formats, 1 others.) They have 626 net upvotes with an average of 89. Their latest page is Veiedhimaedhr's Author Page ES16 at 5.
1:41:21 PM B<Braveado> life is flat
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1:41:28 PM H<HogRoaster> Welp, true
1:41:29 PM <•Jazstar> o.o
1:41:49 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Loooool because my author page has only 2 upvotes it brought my average down by like 20
1:41:58 PM 5*
1:42:02 PM H<HogRoaster> That's what I say when I look into the mirror
1:42:06 PM <Scurvywaif4> iCloud isn’t letting me send memes >:|
1:42:17 PM H<HogRoaster> Life… Is… Flat…
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1:42:54 PM A<A_p3rs0n> But that's how pancakes are made!
1:43:01 PM <TheMightyMcB> Veiedhimaedhr: I love it
1:43:19 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Ayy thanks
1:43:21 PM <TheMightyMcB> Goi is pronounced Joey because gerbils are jerbulls
1:43:22 PM H<HogRoaster> Imagine 5inch pancakes
1:43:41 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> I always strive to deliver quality in all my writing, even my author page /s
1:43:47 PM <TheMightyMcB> Top fucking tier shitposts dude
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1:44:15 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> But for reals tho, is my author page on the main list? Cuz it’s not on my end even tho the edit history says I put it in
1:44:20 PM B<BlackWing> TheMightyMcB, Joey or Goey?
1:44:28 PM Or Joy?
1:44:36 PM <TheMightyMcB> Yes
1:44:37 PM G<GerrmanderBassist> Well it has certainly been a while
1:44:40 PM how is everyone?
1:44:50 PM <TheMightyMcB> GerrmanderBassist: a lil drunk
1:44:55 PM H<HogRoaster> Bad
1:45:01 PM Insomnic
1:45:09 PM A<A_p3rs0n> Im suddenly feeling some dejà vu crap from when I explained the situation that happened about a few minutes ago.
1:45:10 PM <TheMightyMcB> Tequila is the gods' gift to man
1:45:12 PM G<GerrmanderBassist> HogRoaster: At least I'm not alone on both counts then
1:45:29 PM H<HogRoaster> Lol, brothers in a never ending war
1:45:37 PM A<A_p3rs0n> that's the first time where I felt like that
1:45:54 PM H<HogRoaster> Explain!
1:45:56 PM G<GerrmanderBassist> TheMightyMcB: Hard liquor kicks my ass on my new meds, not sure if I like that or not though
1:46:29 PM I come with a request for critique if anyone has the time
1:46:30 PM •Jazstar set the topic: Rules http://scp.bz/chat | Readme: http://scp.bz/4newbies | http://scp.bz/box | Help: #site17 | Crit: #thecritters | Seminars: http://scp.bz/workshops #workshop | RP: #Origins-OOC | Stats: http://scpper.com/ | WL new Discord! http://scp.bz/wld | dog fact: do you have something against dogs? | cat b kewl 2
1:46:35 PM H<HogRoaster> Well I don't really like getting drunk
1:46:50 PM <TheMightyMcB> GerrmanderBassist: you probably shouldn't be mixing meds and liquor depending on what the meds are
1:47:08 PM But I'm a 200lb Irish/German American dude so like
1:47:12 PM I can put it away
1:47:15 PM H<HogRoaster> Next thing u know ur on a Try not to Laugh on YouTube
1:47:53 PM G<GerrmanderBassist> TheMightyMcB: I definitely shouldn't mix alcohol and clonazepam
1:47:57 PM W<•Wogglebug> never mix medication and liquor
1:48:11 PM H<HogRoaster> Worse than running into walls
1:48:23 PM Sorry, must not bring up
1:48:54 PM <TheMightyMcB> Wogglebug: I mean some stuff is fine. Like antihistamines
1:49:09 PM You can mix levocitirizine and alcohol no problem
1:49:23 PM G<GerrmanderBassist> Anyways, does anyone have time to read a draft that I gave up on a year ago and suddenly got the urge to resurrect?
1:49:27 PM <TheMightyMcB> .g clonazepam
1:49:28 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> TheMightyMcB: https://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-14403-6006/clonazepam-oral/clonazepam-oral/details - Clonazepam Oral : Uses, Side Effects, Interactions, Pictures …: Find patient medical information for Clonazepam Oral on WebMD including its uses, side effects and safety, interactions, pictures, warnings and user ratings.
1:49:48 PM <TheMightyMcB> Jesus that's a fucking epilepsy med
1:49:50 PM G<GerrmanderBassist> Clonazepam is the shit they give snipers to steady their hands
1:49:54 PM <TheMightyMcB> Yeah don't drink on that
1:49:57 PM G<GerrmanderBassist> I take it for panic attacks
1:50:03 PM super low dose
1:50:16 PM <TheMightyMcB> Yeah dont drink on those
1:50:20 PM H<HogRoaster> Cyanide and alc go well I think
1:50:21 PM G<GerrmanderBassist> I try not to
1:50:32 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> .lc
1:50:34 PM S<•Secretary_Helen> Veiedhimaedhr: SCP-4128 (Written 1 hour ago By: The Great Hippo) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-4128
1:50:34 PM Veiedhimaedhr: Veiedhimaedhr's Author Page ES16 (Written 1 hour ago By: Veiedhimaedhr) - http://scp-wiki.net/veiedhimaedhr-s-author-page
1:50:36 PM Veiedhimaedhr: That Fucking Bug (Written 2 hours ago By: N_Aepic_Fael) - http://scp-wiki.net/that-fucking-bug
1:51:01 PM H<HogRoaster> But that's just me
1:52:23 PM G<GerrmanderBassist> cyanide goes well with most things
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1:53:21 PM H<HogRoaster> Especially beer, beer and pretzels
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