Gaijin4koma

Summary:

Idea spam and trolling.

Gaijin4koma

ProcyonLotor 13 Jan 2015 23:11

So, dude named Gaijin4koma kept spamming chat with terrible ideas, many of which were poop-based, because we got a funnyman here. I warn him twice to slow down/stop with the poop stuff, he defies that twice, then I also kick him twice, before I ban him. Then he evades, rebanned. And evades again! a whole bunch.

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<Gaijin4koma> okay so like, there's a sentient tumblr blog
<BlackWing> Gaijin4koma: Not really. Try again in one week
<Live2Die> rime what's wrong with porn

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<tahunu> Gaijin4koma: Question, repeated

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<tahunu> Why are you not working on the thing that someone told you could work
<xxkapamikey222xx> Kick?
<Gaijin4koma> i'm just entertaining ideas
<ProcyonLotor> What you're doing
<ProcyonLotor> Is spamming chat
<Randomini> they aren't entertaining ideas though
<ProcyonLotor> If you continue to do it, you will be removed.

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<Gaijin4koma> How about there's a toilet that actually puts poop into you
<ProcyonLotor> You've already been warned once, this is your final warning.
<tahunu> :|
<Blarghalt> Zak_Marcus: you need something?
<katsauce> :/
<xxkapamikey222xx> I have an idea for an scp
<Randomini> Gaijin4koma: I kid you not, that's been done in a novel I've read
<Rime> Live2Die: Nothing particularly wrong with it, but all the kinks of humanity combined into one mind would surely be something to see

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<Randomini> goddamn Paul Jennings
<Zak_Marcus> Blarghalt: 2770 is at +43 in just 3 days. Just wanted to say congrats and that's awesome
<Gaijin4koma> Or how about toilet paper except when you wipe with it, more poop appears

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<katsauce> .sea 2770
<Alexandra> katsauce: The Lure(SCP-2770, Rating:43) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2770
<Cyclopian> scp-2770
<Alexandra> Cyclopian: SCP-2770 (The Lure, Written by Blarghalt, Rating:+43) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-2770

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<Blarghalt> not too shabby for my first thing
<TwistedGears> Better than "My channel my rules," I guess
<Litany> Can I throw out a serious idea for some feedback?
<Blarghalt> to be fair though I had to overhaul it twice
<Cyclopian> Yeah, great job. And I thought my first SCP did well.
<TwistedGears> Litany: Fire away
<Zak_Marcus> is it really your first? damn, thats awesome

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<Zak_Marcus> seriously, that last line in the interview
<Zak_Marcus> perfection
<Live2Die> Rime fair enough
<Litany> So I have hemophilia and I've spent a lot of time working in areas of the world where access to hemophilia medicine isn't so great
<Litany> and the things that happen to a body that bleeds too much are actually pretty scary and freaky in their own right

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<Cyclopian> .g hemophilia
<Alexandra> Cyclopian: http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hemophilia/basics/definition/con-20029824 — Hemophilia Definition - Diseases and Conditions - Mayo Clinic: "Hemophilia is a rare disorder in which your blood doesn't clot normally because it lacks sufficient blood-clotting proteins (clotting factors). If you have hemophilia,…"
<Live2Die> that really sucks
<ProcyonLotor> Gaijin4koma: Stop with the bad idea spam, or you will be banned. Do you understand me?
<Gaijin4koma> ProcyonLotor: Okay, but I got one more idea, and I swear it's actually a good one, just hear me out
<ProcyonLotor> You can say it in fifteen minutes.
<Gaijin4koma> So there's a toilet that's actually a wormhole to another city, and when you poop in it
<Gaijin4koma> the poop lands on people's heads
<Randomini> Litany: the problem with doing something that's based on personal knowledge is communicating that weirdness to others
<Litany> I wanna capture that real-life sort of tramua in a tasteful way
<Dr_Leonard> -_-
<Blarghalt> :i
<Litany> yeah I know
<Litany> I can convey it

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<Randomini> Litany: I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm 100% thinking you can put a good spin on it

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<Litany> the fear is that I don't want to use the very real suffering of some of the people I've met doing this work for cheap entertainment if that makes sense

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<Gaijin4koma> Okay, I'll stop
<Gaijin4koma> fine
<Litany> like don't get me wrong, I have the disease too
<Litany> but with first-world access to medication it's not nearly as bad
<Randomini> but you do need to have something besides "weird twingeworthy blood stuff"
<Randomini> it is definitely a good starting point

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<Gaijin4koma> Okay so anyway, I have a really serious and honest idea this time, and please don't ban me for it because I legitimately think it could be a good idea
<Randomini> but by itself it's just "blood's scary when it doesn't do what it's supposed to"
<ProcyonLotor> Gaijin4koma: If it has anything to do with poop, or whatever infantile shit you're trying to pull, I'm banning first and asking questions later.

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<Litany> the idea I had for moving away from that was that the condition itself can somehow be transferred from person to person
<Paroxysm> Eve.
<Gaijin4koma> There's a guy digitally uploaded into a computer program and is trapped in there. He needs to poop, but there's no code written for pooping, so he is forever constipated and REALLY HAS TO GO POOP
<Gaijin4koma> I mean
<Gaijin4koma> no wait

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<Live2Die> hi Paroxysm
<TwistedGears> Paroxysm~
<Paroxysm> tfw first thing I read is really has to go poop.
<Paroxysm> …
<Paroxysm> I love you guys.
<Live2Die> lol
<Litany> which came from a moment as a kid where I wished that someone else had the condition
<Randomini> shhhhh don't worry he's banned now
<Paroxysm> Especially Tg.
<Cyclopian> Someone mentioned something about a blood SCP?
<Paroxysm> Cus TG is bae.
<tahunu> Paroxysm: more like poopoxysm amirite :V
<Dr_Leonard> hi Paroxysm! :D
<TwistedGears> <3
<Paroxysm> Superbae.
<Litany> and then got freaked out about how terrible it would actually be if someone else just got it and died without knowing how to handle it

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<Paroxysm> tahunu: stahp being kansur

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<Zak_Marcus> Litany: The only stuff I know about it comes from crappy medical dramas (like the kid from Royal Pains), how difficult is it to live with in the real world?
<Dr_Leonard> Tahunu more like tapoonu amirite 3
<tahunu> Paroxysm: no ur faic
<Randomini> Litany: the most boring thing you can do with an idea is combining it with a contagious agent
<TheeDarkAges> Bully!!
<tahunu> Dr_Leonard: I'll take that as a compliment!
<Litany> so the idea is something sorta dark about how people were treating this weird item that produces such a terrible effect as a game of hot potato
<Litany> ok I respect that
<Paroxysm> tahunu: u basturd take thut bak u thot
<Dr_Leonard> Tahunu oh

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<Randomini> Litany: Seriously, any idea can be made to work if you add "Virus" or "Illness" to it
<Randomini> for example
<Randomini> Full Cream Fat Team Virus
<tahunu> Randomini: Idea; the ILLNESS VIRUS
<katsauce> Blarghalt: the water table. holy shit
<Litany> lol
<Randomini> (I am still pushing Full Cream Fat Team)
<Litany> yeah therein lies the problem
<tahunu> Paroxysm: no
<xxkapamikey222xx> Idea; The Jester
<tahunu> ur faic is 2 dum 4 me 2 take back, Paroxysm
<Live2Die> xxkapamikey222xx yeah no
<Zak_Marcus> <katsauce> Blarghalt: the water table. holy shit: That secured my up vote instantly
<Randomini> xxkapamikey222xx: we had one called that, it got deleted
<Paroxysm> tahunu: im gunna waffel ur faic in, tahun

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<Litany> the condition itself is pretty horrifying, and I could write something that gets hard upvotes just on the joint damage and bleeding that I've seen in the real world
<Cyclopian> randomini: Idea: A virus that, when it infects humanoid SCPs, makes them contagious.
<Randomini> quite famously actually
<Blarghalt> glad you liked it

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<Litany> but I don't wanna do that
<Cyclopian> Your forgot about the water table, you fucking idiot.

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<Randomini> Cyclopian: plz no
<Cooloxysm> u wan go lame-unu
<xxkapamikey222xx> well, I can just make one thats iffrent
<Cooloxysm> U WAN GO
<xxkapamikey222xx> no wait…
<Litany> it's exploiting the actual people with the disease, I need to amp it up somehow
<Osaka2> cyclopian: I had an idea like that actually

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<xxkapamikey222xx> No I ment the Prankster
<TwistedGears> You know I misread what you said, Cyclopian
<Litany> and I figured I'd turn to people who are old hands for some advice
<Cooloxysm> fuk.
<TwistedGears> And thought you said it was a virus that made humanity contagious
<Randomini> Litany: Come up with something else to combine the idea with
<Osaka2> Okay so there's this virus that makes people poop infinitely
<xxkapamikey222xx> not the Joker

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<Paroxysm> Osaka2: no

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<xxkapamikey222xx> How about…
<Litany> thank you for driving me away from the contagious thing, I gtg

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<BlackWing> http://www.slate.com/blogs/business_insider/2015/01/13/ship_your_enemies_glitter.html
<xxkapamikey222xx> A living bronze statue of a lion holding a ball
<Randomini> tahunu: seriously though, link
<snoopdoge> Hi, folks. I might have an idea for a skip, I could use some criticism
<tahunu> Randomini: There's really not much to it outside of that
<snoopdoge> anyone up for it?
<katsauce> no
<Cyclopian> snoopdoge: go ahead
<xxkapamikey222xx> WAIT!
<TheeDarkAges> snoopdoge, are you Gaijin?
<tahunu> Randomini: http://www.jaydenandcrusader.com/comics/2009-05-04-Space-Opera-6.png http://www.jaydenandcrusader.com/comics/2009-05-11-Space-Opera-7.png
<Live2Die> snoopdoge shoot
<katsauce> it's gonna be crappy
<Cyclopian> katsauce: was that a pun?
<katsauce> yes
<xxkapamikey222xx> how about we use REAL objects
<Randomini> snoopdoge: I'm ready to give you full attention unless you mention toilets, butts, or derived nouns of either
<katsauce> because i'm 99.99% sure who it is :P
<Live2Die> just because someone new comes in doesn't mean they are a banned member
<ProcyonLotor> how about you let him speak.
<ProcyonLotor> please.
<ProcyonLotor> thank you.
<Cyclopian> snoopdoge: There was a guy spamming who made a whole bunch of SCP "ideas" based on toilets.
<Cyclopian> Yeah, snoopdoge, go ahead.
<snoopdoge> Okay, so there's a sentient poop that convinces people to eat it. When they eat it, they poop out two poops that replicate the original poops effect.

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<Cyclopian> nope

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<tahunu> This from the writer of SCP-BUTT-J?
<xxkapamikey222xx> 18

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<kromero91> hey guys
<katsauce> hi
<Randomini> tahunu it wasn't called that
<Live2Die> hello kromero91
<tahunu> Randomini: !SCP-BUTT-J
<TheeDarkAges> Hello kromeo.
<Alexandra> tahunu: SCP-2001-J (Rating:+54, Written by Randomini) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-butt-j
<Randomini> QED
<Eskobear> kromero91, quick question: can we get your age, please?

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<TwistedGears> .def Pomelo
<Alexandra> TwistedGears: pomelo: noun: 1. A large yellow citrus fruit native to southeastern Asia and Malaysia. It has a sweet flesh and is about 25 centimeters in diameter. 2. A tree which produces pomelos, Citrus maxima.. synonyms: chinese grapefruit, jabong, shaddock, forbidden fruit
<Cyclopian> kromero91: Hey

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<Cyclopian> .au kromero91
<Alexandra> Cyclopian: Author not found.
<kromero91> eskobar: 22 why
<Eskobear> Just checking. We've been having a really stupid spammer coming in here lately.
<Cyclopian> .au eskobar
<Alexandra> Cyclopian: http://scp-wiki.net/mr-eskobar - Eskobar has written 28 SCPs and 34 tales. They have 4752 net upvotes with an average rating of 76. Their most recent article is ∆K=([ϑK/ ϑx], [ ϑK/ ϑy], [ ϑK/ ϑz]) Or: Episiotometrics(Rating:39)
<kromero91> oh, okay

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<kromero91> anyway I'm pretty new to writing scp
<Randomini> oh man do you have any ideas yet
<Randomini> we'd be super keen to hear 'em
<kromero91> a couple
<Randomini> and help in any way possible
<kromero91> okay well
<Live2Die> can you share one?
<Randomini> that is the purpose of site19, here
<kromero91> my first idea

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<xxkapamikey222xx> DING
<xxkapamikey222xx> Any one for the Prankster
<xxkapamikey222xx> huh?
<kromero91> is a ghost that poops, but the poop is actually ghost poop instead of real poop
<xxkapamikey222xx> Anyone?

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I'm just cutting off there for now if he comes back. Perma with op consult.
e: Only added the original IP and nick to Alex, too many others. Anybody else who wants to can.

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Re: Gaijin4koma

LurkD 13 Jan 2015 23:23

Also appeared as:

• ObiWankEnobi
• DongQuixote
• admiral_snackbar

Re: Gaijin4koma

ProcyonLotor 13 Jan 2015 23:36

And on and on to the horizon…

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<tahunu> Randomini: Yes it is
<tahunu> It's jsut that the poop is lasers
<HiigaranPride> Hi ^^
<lurkd> hullo
<xxkapamikey222xx> It is an ACTUAL STATUE in japan, in a penis museum.
<Cyclopian> .sea scp-2001-j
<Alexandra> Cyclopian: SCP-2001-J(Rating:54) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-butt-j

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<Randomini> no tahunu the FARTS are lasers
<Randomini> did you not READ the ARTICLE
<tahunu> Randomini: ACtually, Randomini
<Live2Die> xxkapamikey222xx well damn
<Randomini> you SWINE
<tahunu> Your face is the lasers
<tahunu> /PLOT TWIST/ :V
<TwistedGears> …oh god
<HiigaranPride> Ooh are we discussing joke SCPs? ^^;
<Cyclopian> your butt is the lasers
<Randomini> way to make fun of my laser eye surgery asshole

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<xxkapamikey222xx> How about an SCP thats a laser pointer?
<TwistedGears> .ch lbd, no please god no
<Alexandra> TwistedGears: no please god no
<Cyclopian> AND THEN JOHN WAS A BUTT LASER
<TwistedGears> oh good

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<tahunu> Randomini: you are now the laserface
<Randomini> .ch Guess what TG?, I LIED.
<Alexandra> Randomini: I LIED.
<TwistedGears> :I
<Cyclopian> PLOT TWIST
<TwistedGears> I already have to write butt ghost
<xxkapamikey222xx> You know I never got why SCP-990 is Keter
<Cyclopian> WHAT A TWIST
<katsauce> the poop was coming from inside the chat?
<tahunu> Oh my god
<Cyclopian> scp-990
<Alexandra> Cyclopian: SCP-990 (Dream Man, Written by Dave Rapp, Rating:+377) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-990
<HiigaranPride> If I wanted to write a joke SCP what would be some good ones for reference?
<tahunu> "You are Laserface. Born with the horrifying ability to shoot lasers out of your face, your formative years were a bit…rough. After your first make-out session ended in disaster, you withdrew from society and vowed to never show your bloody mug again. But now the world needs a hero. The evil Craniacs have besieged Earth, and only one man with a hideous yet deadly face stands in their way.
<tahunu> That man is you, Laserface! "
<TwistedGears> xxkapamikey222xx: Cuz he's a dream
<HiigaranPride> ???
<Live2Die> he's keter because he can't be contained
<xxkapamikey222xx> true, but he SAVED THE WORLD
<CaptainIgnis> Hey
<TwistedGears> Also because he says spooky stuff and it was written when super spooky stuff = keter
<Cyclopian> They don't know if he's warning of or causing the events
<tahunu> https://share.oculus.com/app/laserface

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<katsauce> so if i'm going to read to learn good scp writing

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<katsauce> I should be reading series 3?
<HiigaranPride> Does anyone have any good references for funny SCPs?
<Live2Die> yes
<Live2Die> and series 2
<Cyclopian> yes
<xxkapamikey222xx> He is the true hero of the world, and the universe
<katsauce> ok
<HiigaranPride> I want some sources to work off of.
<TheeDarkAges> scp-666-j
<TwistedGears> .au sala
<Alexandra> TheeDarkAges: SCP-666-J (Dr. Gerald's Driving Skills, Written by FPST, Rating:+391) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j
<Alexandra> TwistedGears: Author not found.
<Live2Die> xxkapamikey222xx he also can't be contained
<Cyclopian> I can't post
<katsauce> i'm still writing the coral kremlin
<Live2Die> se he's a keter
<Cyclopian> nevermind
<Live2Die> so*
<Randomini> Blarghalt: you there?
<katsauce> but i'm not sure how i feela bout it
<TwistedGears> okay
<lurkd> katsauce, not just series 3.
<TwistedGears> .au salm
<Alexandra> TwistedGears: http://scp-wiki.net/salman-corbette-personnel-file - Salman Corbette has written 37 SCPs and 20 tales. They have 6278 net upvotes with an average rating of 110. Their most recent article is SCP-1486(Rating:104)
<Cyclopian> SCP-661/2-j
<Alexandra> Cyclopian: Page does not exist, but you can create it here: http://scp-wiki.net/scp-661/2-j
<TwistedGears> tgere we gi
<xxkapamikey222xx> yo man, wanna try some of dis stuf frum Jamaica?
<lurkd> Get a broad perspective.
<HiigaranPride> Oh I've read that one
<Cyclopian> scp-420-j
<Alexandra> Cyclopian: SCP-420-J (The Best in the World, Written by Quikngruvn, Rating:+259) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-420-j
<TwistedGears> HiigaranPride: Go look at Salman's author page
<Blarghalt> Randomini: yeah
<Randomini> Blarghalt: just read your idea on the forum about the Metal stuff; seems like the thing that Manna Charitable would definitely try to use
<Randomini> like
<Randomini> all these metal volunteers
<BlackWing> Fractale's an interesting anime

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<Blarghalt> Yeah, but I think I should tone down the silliness though
<Randomini> helping out at Satan's Kitchen

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<Randomini> Blarghalt: no, I actually think the silliness could be great
<Cyclopian> It sounds like something 90's Manna Charitable would do. SEE KIDS? ITS RAD TO HELP IN SOUP KITCHENS!

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<HiigaranPride> I did have one idea for an SCP but I'm not sure where I should talk to people about developing it. Is this the right chat?
<xxkapamikey222xx> How about a Glove that can shoot lasers, or something?
<Cyclopian> Oh boy

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<Randomini> Like, they'd eat their blood sacrifices or it wastes food
<HiigaranPride> OH
<Cyclopian> hiigaranPride: Go ahead
<xxkapamikey222xx> Too many cooks
<Cyclopian> It better not involve poop though

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<Cyclopian> (long story)
<katsauce> sir, do yoou have a second to talk about our lord and savior, cthulhu?

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<Randomini> Blarghalt: I think that this is actually a kind of amazing idea but I don't want to see it toned down
<xxkapamikey222xx> why yes i do

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<Blarghalt> Hmm. I might write a super rough draft later today
<tahunu> katsauce: I'm voting for the monster raving loony party next time, rather than cthulhu actually
<HiigaranPride> Cyclopian: Well, it was going to involve basically a time portal to a dimension where everything is made out of poop
<Randomini> Blarghalt: There are some people who are never going to go in on the idea of Metal That Makes You Good

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<Cyclopian> scp-2135
<Alexandra> Cyclopian: SCP-2135 (The Uninvited Guest, Written by Cyclopian, Rating:+15) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-2135
<SoundChaser> it's ry'leh
<TwistedGears> tahunu: oh shuddup ahaha
<admiral_snackbar> Evening gents
<tahunu> … admiral_snackbar, heh
<admiral_snackbar> heh yeah
<tahunu> That's pretty good actually
<xxkapamikey222xx> no wait
<SoundChaser> or however the fuck you spell it
<Randomini> SCP idea: The taste of olives is secretly memetics
<Randomini> no wait
<Randomini> scratch that
<tahunu> Randomini: Better SCP idea
<xxkapamikey222xx> you mean it?
<tahunu> SCP is meme
<tahunu> ALL scp is meme
<xxkapamikey222xx> EXACTLY!
<Randomini> admittedly though
<Randomini> olives
<xxkapamikey222xx> Scp-1, MEMES
<Randomini> what the hell even are olives
<xxkapamikey222xx> Srry
<BlackWing> You meme it? Really?
<xxkapamikey222xx> SCP-001
<Alexandra> xxkapamikey222xx: SCP-001 (Awaiting De-classification [Blocked] , Written by Lt Masipag, Rating:+17) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-001
<Randomini> how do they work
<BlackWing> Randomini: Fruit
<tahunu> Randomini: They're memes
<TwistedGears> olives are black death in sphere form
<Randomini> BlackWing: that's not what I meant
<admiral_snackbar> tahunu: if you like that you'll love the scip ive been working on. it's not finished but I have the basic concepts down flat
<tahunu> Randomini: Made of magnets
<Randomini> I meant more like

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<Randomini> metaphysically
<tahunu> admiral_snackbar: Sure you do
<TwistedGears> black death
<admiral_snackbar> want to see it?
<tahunu> Nah.

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<Randomini> who had so many cool stories
<xxkapamikey222xx> Ran, I had this username when i was 5
<Cyclopian> .au DrLeonard
<Alexandra> Cyclopian: Author not found.
<Dr_Leonard> Cyclopian :'(
<tahugamin> Oh hey look who's back
<Smapti> So I can officially announce that after a 2+ year hiatus, I am once again working on a Lord Blackwood tale.
<Cyclopian> .au Dr Leonard
<Alexandra> Cyclopian: Author not found.
<Dr_Leonard> I have no skips
<xxkapamikey222xx> I know how to spell Kappa
<Randomini> > DongQuixote
<Cyclopian> ohh…
<SoundChaser> Cyclopian: he deleted his fucking skip /again/
<DongQuixote> ?
<SoundChaser> haha
<Randomini> okay, I'm alright with that one
<Dr_Leonard> SoundChaser oi!
<tahugamin> Randomini: Not as good as admiral_snackbar
<DongQuixote> oh hehe
<SoundChaser> can we keep this guy around for the nicks
<Decibelle> SCP-1200
<Alexandra> Decibelle: SCP-1200 (With A Little Taste Of Factory, Written by anqxyr, Rating:+31) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-1200
<tahugamin> I do like that one
<Dr_Leonard> SoundChaser I-I'm working on others!
<Cyclopian> DongQuixite: I laughed out loud at that.

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<TwistedGears> Dr_Leonard: Are you tho
<Dr_Leonard> Decibelle still not as highly rated as tree, lol
<tahugamin> Probably shouldn't encourage tho in retrospect
<xxkapamikey222xx> How about a Battery that…
<Randomini> oh yeah always a bad idea

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<tahugamin> How about a giant battery ram
<xxkapamikey222xx> lol
<themanofum> there's already a goat scip.
<lurkd> Sorry, I had keyboard issues.
<BlackWing> tahugamin: Does it charge?
<Smapti> I have most of the story, I just don't really know what the climax is going to be yet.
<SoundChaser> your first kick lurkd!
<tahugamin> It's a giant ram that batters thing and is also capable of electrically powering things

• SoundChaser so proud

<lurkd> \o/
<Dr_Leonard> TwistedGears Yes! Like… like a bird that makes you sleep, and a lactos intolerant kid who's anomalously crazy?
<tahugamin> BlackWing: Yes

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<tahugamin> I was about to get to that joke
<lurkd> (^~^)

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<ObiWankEnobi> better?
<katsauce> ..
<TwistedGears> I would read the shit out of "anomalously crazy"

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<Dr_Leonard> Dude
<Dr_Leonard> Oh

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<WangHunglo> Hello.
<Randomini> the best science parody ever

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<Smapti> SCP Fuel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqfSqUuo7Ms
<Alexandra> Smapti: The Helvetica Scenario - length 3m 12s - rated 3.53/5.0 (283) - 41 757 views - wiggum1223 on 2012.04.30
<katsauce> why can't I click on that?
<Randomini> smapti plz no helvetica scenario
<katsauce> I just see the (i)

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<Randomini> only helvetica standard
<tahugamin> HELVETICA
<Dr_Leonard> This troll is /the/ troll. The one the prophecy said would lead to 19's downfall.
<Randomini> .y Helvetica Standard
<Alexandra> Randomini: Nichijou - Helvetica Standard 9 - length 1m 44s - rated 4.97/5.0 (262) - 44 029 views - nichistuffs on 2012.12.26 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=XMv5xMwdau4
<Cyclopian> What's a Helvetica scenario
<Dr_Leonard> XK
<tahugamin> Cyclopian: When the queen atom leaves the nest
<tahugamin> .y look around you helvetica
<Alexandra> tahugamin: Look Around You - Calcium Part 1 - length 10m 9s - rated 4.88/5.0 (233) - 77 092 views - infairbrook on 2012.06.03 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=t4CRCJUmWsM
<Randomini> what tahunu said
<Randomini> it's scary shit
<Cyclopian> tahugamin: Thanks, that explains everything.
<tahugamin> /faceless/

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<Randomini> just watch the video
<Smapti> Fortunately, Helvetica is quite rare.
<tahugamin> Cyclopian: 4srs tho look around you is the best
<tahugamin> It's so, uh…
<tahugamin> "educational"

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<Smapti> .y cDonald's theorem
<Alexandra> Smapti: The largest number and cDonalds Theorem Look Around You - length 1m 9s - rated 4.83/5.0 (96) - 18 980 views - stinkeecheese on 2013.01.14 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=4J9MRYJz9-4
<ChenHsiao> I don't have any ideas for an SCP. Would anyone like to brainstorm a little? I'm very interested in seeing what sticks and writing an appropriate, well thought out article that isn't full of vapid cliches.
<lurkd> ChenHsiao how long we gonna do this?
<tahugamin> http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/lookaroundyou/series1/periodic.shtml

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<tahugamin> "Jean is shorter than Brutus, but taller than Imhotep. Imhotep is taller than Jean, but shorter than Lord Scotland. Lord Scotland is twice the height of Jean and Brutus combined, but only one-tenth of the height of Millsy. Millsy is at a constant height of x − y. If Jean stands exactly one nautical mile away from Lord Scotland, how tall is Imhotep?"

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<Randomini> I swear if I ever actually publish a mathematical theorem with lasting significance I'm calling it cDonald's theorem
<xxkapamikey222xx> How about a Puppet that Hangs from a wall by strings, but can float in midair at times. If there is Cloth, or fabric in the room, It will make more puppets, or dolls. Same goes for living beings, but these dolls/puppets are living, and deadly. The Puppet Slits the throat of a living creature, then breaks its bones, and joints to make it more puppet like!

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<Cyclopian> Why not [your name]'s theorem?
<tahugamin> Cyclopian: Because reference
<Dr_Leonard> scp-033
<Alexandra> Dr_Leonard: SCP-033 (The Missing Number, Written by Lt Masipag, Rating:+195) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-033

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<tahugamin> And the answer to the question I asked;
<Prior> Randomini: It's people like you who gave us gluons!
<Dr_Leonard> best spc ever
<katsauce> Smapti: I don't get it
<xxkapamikey222xx> Wait
<ChenHsiao> ..why are you kicking me
<tahugamin> "Imhotep is invisible."
<Cyclopian> xxkapamikey222xx: .sea the builder bear

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<Randomini> Cyclopian: because David Ferris is the most bland name of all time
<ChenHsiao> I'm just here for honest, intelligent discussion.
<xxkapamikey222xx> >
<Cyclopian> .sea the builder bear
<xxkapamikey222xx> ?
<Alexandra> Cyclopian: No matches found.
<ChenHsiao> Nothing else.
<tahugamin> .s builder bear
<Alexandra> tahugamin: Builder Bear(SCP-1048, Rating:456) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1048

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<Smapti> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEqjTjES2nI
<Alexandra> Smapti: A Simple Probability Problem - length 1m 10s - rated 4.88/5.0 (64) - 18 537 views - bigloadmusic on 2009.07.06

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<ChenHsiao> I do apologise if my previous name was inappropriate.
<xxkapamikey222xx> oh that!
<Randomini> nobody's gonna remember anything called Ferris' Theorem
<xxkapamikey222xx> Similar, but not the same.
<ProcyonLotor> ChenHsiao: Go ahead, mention something stupid so we can get this over with.
<Smapti> For this problem, please set your calculator to 'Maths'.

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<BlackWing> https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10926455_10152998372866112_6458803545520167774_n.png?oh=1550ca4e11bbe31a9076d79790962acb&oe=5523425B
<tahugamin> Randomini: Make it about how deadly ferris wheels are when they roll off their hinge
<themanofum> ProcyonLotor hehe
<xxkapamikey222xx> It is unknown how it got those ears

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<Randomini> I have never had anyone make a ferris wheel joke about my name before
<Randomini> which is astonishing considering that I went through school
<tahugamin> I'm sure
<tahugamin> …Wait
<Randomini> thank you tahunu for bringing me original comedy
<tahugamin> Are you serious or not?
<TwistedGears> Helvetica scenario scared me
<Cyclopian> Anyone make a Ferris Bueller's day off joke?
<xxkapamikey222xx> So Cyclopian
<Dr_Leonard> Randomini: Is yer last name Ferris?
<Cyclopian> yes?
<Randomini> tahunu: when have I ever not been 100% serious

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<Dr_Leonard> There's a guy in my year named Ferris
<Randomini> Dr_Leonard: yes
<tahugamin> Randomini: All the time
<xxkapamikey222xx> what do you think?
<tahugamin> Like, literally
<Dr_Leonard> I'll make that joke, maybe
<tahugamin> Ever
<Randomini> Dr_Leonard: I am not he
<BlackWing> Randomini: Name your first child Carrol.
<ChenHsiao> ProcyonLotor: Well, I have this concept about, essentially, the Foundation finding a (yet unspecified) object that is thousands of years old. The problem is, there is no way that this item could have existed back then, since the design is modern.

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<ProcyonLotor> is it a toilet
<ChenHsiao> I'm just wondering what the object could be.
<Dr_Leonard> Randomini: …you sure?
<tahugamin> Wow, something out of temporal place, truly original.
<Cyclopian> xxkapamikey222xx: I still think its too similar to the Builder Bear
<Randomini> you want to know the sad thing
<tahugamin> Ooh, make it a /rock/!
<Randomini> if I did ever have a daughter
<xxkapamikey222xx> dan
<xxkapamikey222xx> damn
<lurkd> <.<
<Randomini> I've always loved the name Eris
<lurkd> >.>
<Dr_Leonard> Randomini Hmm
<Dr_Leonard> Oh
<ChenHsiao> Oh, that's a good idea. Okay, so the object is a toilet and it's full of ancient poop
<Randomini> but I'm not inflicting Eris Ferris on a child
<BlackWing> Randomini: Too random

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So much effort to troll with such little effort.

Last edited on 13 Jan 2015 23:37 by ProcyonLotor Show more

Re: Gaijin4koma

thedeadlymoose 14 Jan 2015 01:06

As a heads up, if someone is temporarily deputized to deal with a persistent troll, and then another op signs on who doesn't know — please let the op in question know about the situation!

(This assumes that ops/hops are online who know.)

Display Logs

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[16:37] Dr_Leonard Hi Dillinger. Cyclopian.
[16:37] Cyclopian breaks Dillinger's wrist and runs like hell
[16:37] Dr_Leonard Wassap?
[16:37] AndChat|419124 Howdy guys
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[16:37] Cyclopian hey
[16:37] kylekas hello
[16:37] Dr_Leonard Hey AndChat|419124 :3
[16:37] CaptainIgnis (wait how do you do red text)
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[16:37] Dr_Leonard /me
[16:37] kylekas idn
[16:37] Cyclopian do /me
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[16:37] Dillinger watches Cyclopian trip and twist his ankle because this is basically a horror movie.
[16:37] kylekas hi
[16:38] Dillinger Dr_Leonard: Care to look at a drafty thing?
[16:38] kylekas cool
[16:38] Cyclopian Dillinger: I'll look
[16:38] CaptainIgnis CaptainIgnis also tackles Cyclopian
[16:38] kylekas :)
[16:38] Dr_Leonard Dillinger sure
[16:38] Escepee I'm a fledgling SCP writer. I'm looking for input on my latest attempt at creating one.
[16:38] Cyclopian screams
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[16:38] Cyclopian Escepee: go ahead
[16:38] Dillinger Cyclopian, Dr_Leonard: http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/dillingerphd First tab.
[16:38] Live2Die Escepee I see what you did with your name
[16:38] Live2Die also shoot
[16:38] Dillinger And thanks :) Cyc, you may have looked at this last night yeah?
[16:39] Dr_Leonard danke
[16:39] Dillinger waits to see who survives so he can tease them for being a virgin.
[16:39] Escepee Okay. So, there's this house that looks occupied on the outside, but when you go in it's totally empty and pristine. No people or furniture.
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[16:39] CaptainIgnis cries
[16:40] Live2Die how does it look occupied?
[16:40] Escepee The one exception is the bathroom, where there's a man on the toilet, stuck in an infinite loop of pooping.
[16:40] Cyclopian oh god
[16:40] Dillinger A… poop loop?
[16:40] Live2Die ops
[16:40] Cyclopian not this shit again.
[16:40] Cyclopian ops
[16:40] katsauce Cyclopian: that pun
[16:40] Escepee Well, there's lights on inside and people moving about
[16:40] Live2Die Cyclopian I hope you were making a pun
[16:40] Cyclopian katsauce: not intentional
[16:40] CaptainIgnis Cyclopian jesus
[16:40] katsauce I'm disappointed
[16:40] Escepee But once you go in, there's just nothing but the infinite poop guy.
[16:41] Cyclopian ops
[16:41] Cyclopian ops
[16:41] Escepee Is this a good idea?
[16:41] Cyclopian no
[16:41] Cyclopian go away please
[16:41] Dillinger Cyclopian: They heard you the first time, give them a second ;)
[16:41] Escepee why not
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[16:41] Cyclopian You're not funny
[16:41] Dr_Leonard Dillinger: Seems okay to me, but get critique from others, too
[16:41] Live2Die Cyclopian it might be a bad idea to spam for ops :P
[16:41] ProcyonLotor nope
[16:41] Cyclopian sorry
[16:41] katsauce the sad thing was
[16:41] ProcyonLotor that was a good idea then
[16:41] katsauce the rest of his idea
[16:41] katsauce was a good idea
[16:41] ProcyonLotor when you need an op, call for ops
[16:41] Live2Die oh okay
[16:41] Live2Die I just thought that repeating it was unnecessary
[16:42] Dillinger ProcyonLotor: I was under the impression that multiple ping- yeah, what L2D said.
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[16:42] Dillinger Dr_Leonard: Alrighty, thanks.
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[16:42] Dr_Leonard Yw
[16:42] Cyclopian Dillinger: I like the idea. I especially like the Ethics Committee stuff. I'm still a bit iffy about the "measuring your dicks" line, but its acceptable.
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[16:43] Dillinger Cyclopian: Yeah, I'm still thinking about it. Would you find "pissing contest" to be an acceptable alternative? It's got the same sort of vibe but may read differently since it's probably slightly more common usage.
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[16:45] Catachan evenin'
[16:45] lurkd We are all same-same.
[16:45] lurkd <.<
[16:45] lurkd >.>
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[16:45] lurkd <.<
[16:45] Cyclopian has returned
[16:45] BlackWing lurkd: And different-different
[16:45] lurkd hi….
[16:45] Catachan I read the shit out of this site long ago, glad to see it's still running
[16:45] BlackWing We actually closed shop two years ago.
[16:45] BlackWing This is all a dying dream
[16:45] Dillinger Cyclopian: Yeah, I'm still thinking about it. Would you find "pissing contest" to be an acceptable alternative? It's got the same sort of vibe but may read differently since it's probably slightly more common usage.
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[16:45] lurkd pffft
[16:45] Catachan awh
[16:46] lurkd he's kidding
[16:46] Cyclopian Dillinger: Whatever you think works best.
[16:46] BlackWing Or am I?!
[16:46] Cyclopian Dillinger: I'm fine with either
[16:46] lurkd shut your beak.
[16:46] Dillinger BlackWing: No no. It's a ghoooooosstt wiiiiiikiiii?
[16:46] Catachan Well, it looks like there's a lot of new crap on the lists
[16:46] Dr_Leonard scp-2107
[16:46] Alexandra Dr_Leonard: SCP-2107 (Diet Ghost, Written by Dillinger PhD, Rating:+43) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-2107
[16:46] lurkd Closing in on 3K articles.
[16:46] Dillinger Cyclopian: Cool, thanks for the lookover :)
[16:46] thedeadlymoose Hello all
[16:46] Cyclopian Catachan: Actually, most of the old stuff is crap compared to the new stuff
[16:46] Dillinger Oh hey, 43 now. Yaaay
[16:46] thedeadlymoose http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/moose-individual-project-page-4 This is the draft for the new FAQ (*all tabs*)
[16:46] thedeadlymoose Thoughts?
[16:46] Catachan So I was on the john and I had an idea
[16:47] Cyclopian Nope.avi
[16:47] Cyclopian ops
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[16:47] Catachan It's a pretty shitty idea but hear me out
[16:47] Dr_Leonard :|
[16:47] Cyclopian No
[16:47] Dillinger is still sad the "™" doesn't get parsed when Alexandra pulls up 2107 :(
[16:47] Cyclopian ops
[16:47] lurkd Catachan…
[16:47] ProcyonLotor I'm waiting for it
[16:47] lurkd bye.
[16:47] Catachan Well, number one, I'm not trolling
[16:47] Cyclopian K
[16:47] Dr_Leonard dude just doesn't give up
[16:47] Catachan and number two, this is serious
[16:47] Cyclopian and number two
[16:47] Metaphysician (Odd, I didn't even see them log in.)
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[16:48] Dr_Leonard oi Meta :3
[16:48] Metaphysician Hey there
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[16:48] Dr_Leonard hi
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[16:48] lurkd Procy can you - DAMN IT
[16:48] Metaphysician About to take a nap I think…
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[16:49] Catachan well that's a piss poor way of greeting someone
[16:49] Cyclopian wat
[16:49] Metaphysician Circular firing squad.
[16:49] Cyclopian stop it
[16:49] thedeadlymoose Catachan: #site17
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[16:49] =-= Catachan was booted from #site19 by YOU (Let's sort this out.)
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[16:49] Diction The fuck is with this guy?
[16:50] CaptainIgnis Diction I have no clue
[16:50] Diction How many times has he done that?
[16:50] Dr_Leonard many
[16:50] -->| A_Random_Day (ten.nozirev.soif.amntsb.78F9E452-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.nozirev.soif.amntsb.78F9E452-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
[16:50] Cyclopian More than five
[16:50] Dr_Leonard he's been at it for hours
[16:50] CaptainIgnis I counted 3 in the last 20 minutes
[16:50] Metaphysician It reaches a point where it goes from some jackass, to… wow, they might actually have a problem and that makes me sad.
[16:50] Cyclopian It is somewhat amusing, though make sure he doesn't here that.
[16:50] thedeadlymoose Good lord.
[16:50] -->| YoloOno (~ono@AE8D8B71:97121A60:8A33215F:IP) has joined #site19
[16:50] YoloOno hi
[16:50] =-= Mode #site19 +b *!*@AE8D8B71:97121A60:8A33215F:IP by thedeadlymoose
[16:50] tahugamin How to count, by Dr_Leonard; "One, two, three, lots, many" :V
[16:50] A_Random_Day Hey guys, I can't stay long. I got a draft that I need reviewing, but I have to go somewhere. Would you guys mind taking a look at the draft and critiquing it here?
[16:50] =-= YoloOno was booted from #site19 by YOU (Obvious.)
[16:50] A_Random_Day http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1082592/smoking-kills
[16:50] =-= Mode #site19 +R by thedeadlymoose
[16:50] Dillinger thedeadlymoose: I would maybe add a line in the "Is there a canon?" bit about how there are multiple canons, but certain rules (such as standard object classes, format) are expected to be followed unless you have a very good reason to do otherwise?
[16:50] Dr_Leonard Tahugamin :|
[16:50] -->| lurkd (PI.D70B510C.CD527FFC.32191DB2|tibbiM#PI.D70B510C.CD527FFC.32191DB2|tibbiM) has joined #site19
[16:51] Live2Die yay moose
[16:51] tahugamin Dr_Leonard: AM I WRONG
[16:51] thedeadlymoose lurkd: Kicked you to get your attention in SSSC, sorry~
[16:51] thedeadlymoose As you know now!
[16:51] Dr_Leonard Tahugamin ….no sir
[16:51] A_Random_Day Oh, Moose, you have my permission to edit the GOI Hub as long as TroyL adds his Secret Santa for me to the hub
[16:51] -->| Montala (seromacys.seert.eht.raeF|tnoM#seromacys.seert.eht.raeF|tnoM) has joined #site19
[16:51] tahugamin Dr_Leonard: And best you REMEMBER that >:I
[16:51] Cyclopian scp-2135
[16:51] Alexandra Cyclopian: SCP-2135 (The Uninvited Guest, Written by Cyclopian, Rating:+16) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-2135
[16:51] lurkd It's all good moose.
[16:51] Dr_Leonard Tahugamin o-okay
[16:51] A_Random_Day I must leave. Please, review my draft! http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1082592/smoking-kills
[16:51] lurkd Not the first time I've been kicked.
[16:51] |<-- A_Random_Day has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[16:52] =-= Mode #site19 +h lurkd by thedeadlymoose
[16:52] thedeadlymoose Have +h back as a reward for understanding
[16:52] thedeadlymoose ;)
[16:52] Dr_Leonard I've been kicked plenty of times before
[16:52] thedeadlymoose (But, for clarity, it was faster in case you /were/ messing up. Since kick /also/ removed +h)
[16:52] Diction I've been kicked like……twice maybe?
[16:52] -->| ghostchibi (ereh.ni.tsohg|onho#ereh.ni.tsohg|onho) has joined #site19
[16:52] tahugamin kicks Diction in the shins
[16:53] Live2Die I feel good because I've never been kicked
[16:53] tahugamin More like kicktion :V
[16:53] katsauce I haven't been kicked.
[16:53] katsauce Yet.
[16:53] CaptainIgnis For me never (Though I'm new so don't notice me)
[16:53] Cyclopian kicks tahugamin in the shins
[16:53] tahugamin Cyclopian: HAH
[16:53] Cyclopian kicks everyone in the shins
[16:53] tahugamin I don't HAVE shins!
[16:53] Dr_Leonard I've been here since May of 2013, been kicked lots of times
[16:53] CaptainIgnis Ow…
[16:53] Dr_Leonard nothing too serious
[16:53] Diction tahugamin: NO. BITCHIGOTTARUNTOMORROWDON'TFUCKMYLEGSUP
[16:54] tahugamin steals Diction's legs
[16:54] Dr_Leonard O_o
[16:54] -->| brumpbotungus (~Main@49D8AB21:73C26955:99E2ACB7:IP) has joined #site19
[16:54] lurkd hands in badge and gun
[16:54] Diction smashes tahugamin's foot with a sledgehammer
[16:54] =-= Mode #site19 +b *!*@49D8AB21:73C26955:99E2ACB7:IP by thedeadlymoose
[16:54] tahugamin Diction: Again
[16:54] CaptainIgnis calls 911 reporting a leg theft
[16:54] =-= brumpbotungus was booted from #site19 by YOU (Obvious)

PM:

[16:54] brumpbotungus uh why did you kick me
[16:54] === brumpbotungus <~Main@49D8AB21:73C26955:99E2ACB7:IP> “Main”
[16:54] === brumpbotungus is a registered nick
[16:54] === brumpbotungus: attached to toronto.on.ca.synirc.net “Home of Crack Mayor Rob Ford”
[16:54] —- End of WHOIS information for brumpbotungus.
[16:54] brumpbotungus ???
[16:55] thedeadlymoose Which time?
[16:55] brumpbotungus you just kicked me
[16:55] brumpbotungus when i came in
[16:55] brumpbotungus idk why
[16:56] brumpbotungus hello?
[16:56] brumpbotungus w/e
[16:56] thedeadlymoose Are you saying that you have not been in this chat room before?
[16:56] === The nickname “brumpbotungus” does not exist.

Possible this last person wasn't the troll, but given their impatience with promptly signing off… eh.

Last edited on 14 Jan 2015 01:18 by thedeadlymoose Show more

Re: Gaijin4koma

thedeadlymoose 14 Jan 2015 02:24

Came in promptly as DrHolzmann. First over-used Alexandra's functions, then made a poop joke, then another poop joke, then I banned him and let him sit in 19. Followed by these PMs:

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[17:31] DrHolzmann it was a joke Lowtax made on his scp lets plays!
[17:31] === DrHolzmann <~DrHolzman@73CC798F:EF44B6FF:216A85F5:IP> “coffeecat”
[17:31] === DrHolzmann is a registered nick
[17:31] === DrHolzmann: member of #site19
[17:31] === DrHolzmann: attached to toronto.on.ca.synirc.net “Home of Crack Mayor Rob Ford”
[17:31] —- End of WHOIS information for DrHolzmann.
[17:31] DrHolzmann gosh I'm not trolling
[17:31] DrHolzmann I can link it to you
[17:31] thedeadlymoose yes you arre :)
[17:31] thedeadlymoose we already told you not to make poop jokes and I booted you for it
[17:31] thedeadlymoose so if you're not the poop troll from earlier… you may as well be
[17:32] DrHolzmann Do you want to see the video where he makes that exact same joke?
[17:32] thedeadlymoose Nah, I don't care.
[17:32] thedeadlymoose That just makes it even less original.
[17:32] DrHolzmann look, just unban me, I was joking, not trolling
[17:33] thedeadlymoose nah, see
[17:33] thedeadlymoose even if you weren't trolling
[17:33] thedeadlymoose you ignored us telling you to stop randomly using alexandra, and you ignored us telling you not to make poop jokes
[17:33] DrHolzmann Trolling is by definition done to aggravate people, joking is done for humor
[17:34] thedeadlymoose that's what I'm saying, though
[17:34] thedeadlymoose you're being aggravating
[17:34] thedeadlymoose if you'd listened to us and stopped, it wouldn't have happened
[17:34] DrHolzmann to one person (you) and it's not intentional.
[17:34] thedeadlymoose I literally own chat
[17:34] thedeadlymoose If I tell you to do something, and go as far as booting you for it
[17:34] thedeadlymoose Then you need to listen
[17:35] DrHolzmann so basically you're banning people because you personally don't like them
[17:35] thedeadlymoose lol, no
[17:35] thedeadlymoose I'm banning people for not listening to me when I tell them something they need to listen to :)
[17:35] DrHolzmann "oh no he made a poop joke I didn't like. BETTER BAN HIM"
[17:35] thedeadlymoose hahahahaha
[17:36] thedeadlymoose I'm pretty much certain you're the poop troll now
[17:36] thedeadlymoose But if you're not, come back tomorrow and we'll let you back in
[17:36] DrHolzmann you're mistaken
[17:36] thedeadlymoose Too many screwup for one day, and you're not listening to me in PMs either.
[17:36] DrHolzmann I'm not going to wait until tomorrow, sorry
[17:37] thedeadlymoose You don't really have a choice, broheim, unless you're the poop troll and are going to ban evade, in which case you will never be allowed into the community because we'll just ban you each time. :)
[17:37] DrHolzmann I'd rather discuss SCP things with the people on this channel, and I'm not going to take bullying from a power hungry channel owner
[17:38] thedeadlymoose :)
[17:38] DrHolzmann So, I'll ask you nicely, once, to unban me and forget everything that happened between us. Honest peace offering here.
[17:38] thedeadlymoose Nope. You can come back tomorrow
[17:38] DrHolzmann Or I'll just swap OPs and join with a different identity.
[17:38] thedeadlymoose Go for it.
[17:40] DrHolzmann I'd really rather not. You're being an abusive admin, and the fact that you'd rather aggressively deny any offerings of peace or agreement and just do what you want because you run the place.
[17:41] thedeadlymoose It's our house, and our rules. Technically, anyone else would've banned you permanently for being this much of a jackass. I'm being nice by continuing to offer the chance to come back tomorrow, assuming you don't ban evade.
[17:41] DrHolzmann Your unwillingness to compromise indicates how desperate you are to be an authority, rather than an ally or anything even remotely helpful.
[17:41] thedeadlymoose So look at it this way. Since everyone else would be worse, do you really want to join this community?
[17:41] thedeadlymoose It's clear you think we will be abusive to you.
[17:41] thedeadlymoose You will never fit in.
[17:41] DrHolzmann Nah, you're the only one being abusive.
[17:41] thedeadlymoose Or… you can stop being an ass, get over it, take a breather, and come back tomorrow.
[17:42] thedeadlymoose Well, you are welcome to message any op and ask them to intercede for you.
[17:42] thedeadlymoose If they agree with you, I will listen to them. :)
[17:42] thedeadlymoose If /any/ of them agree with you.
[17:42] thedeadlymoose Even one.
[17:42] DrHolzmann See? That's what I mean. No compromises, "your way or the highway", and nobody is going to agree with me because they're afraid they'll step on your toes by contradicting you.
[17:43] DrHolzmann You're literally a dictator.
[17:43] thedeadlymoose Then what a terrible site for you to join, right?
[17:43] DrHolzmann Nah. The actual users, the people who legitimately contribute and help others rather than try to lord over everyone because they like being in control, are actually fun to talk to.
[17:44] thedeadlymoose I thought you said you were new? So you've only talked to a few people
[17:46] DrHolzmann I've seen enough, read comments on posts on the site, watched chat and the forums, etc, enough to know that it's an interesting community. The IRC owner is angry, aggressive, and waves his dick around at the slightest provocation, but that's a hurdle I can get over.
[17:47] DrHolzmann You're banning me because I didn't respect your authority - that's literally the only reason. What does that say about you?
[17:47] thedeadlymoose That I'm not a doormat and that we expect our rules to be expected? :)
[17:47] thedeadlymoose That would be my guess.
[17:48] DrHolzmann What rules? There's no rule against making poop jokes until you made it up on the spot - solely because of your personal dislike of them.
[17:48] thedeadlymoose …except our rules to be followed, by the way.
[17:49] thedeadlymoose *expect
[17:49] thedeadlymoose I cannot type today.
[17:49] thedeadlymoose Anyway, this is all laid out in our Chat Guide.
[17:49] thedeadlymoose http://www.scp-wiki.net/chat-guide
[17:49] thedeadlymoose You /were/ supposed to read that before joining.
[17:51] DrHolzmann I'm just going to return with a different identity on my desktop. Don't worry, you're not going to find out who that is. And since you're watching IPs, it's going to be fun watching you assume that anyone connecting from T-Mobile's data line is the "poop troll".
[17:51] thedeadlymoose Hahahahahahaha
[17:51] thedeadlymoose Nah, just people who are idiots.
[17:51] DrHolzmann Have fun being paranoid over IPs for the rest of the day!
[17:52] thedeadlymoose I mean, you would've been fine, if you were not an idiot.
[17:52] thedeadlymoose And when you return, I will be there too… :)
[17:52] thedeadlymoose See you then.
[17:52] DrHolzmann I'm the exact opposite of an idiot, and that's what you're afraid of. Idiots are easy to deal with. Intelligent people are unpredictable.
[17:53] thedeadlymoose Hahahahaha :D
[17:53] DrHolzmann You want to reconsider that peace offering, or do you really want to deal with ban evasions for the following weeks?
[17:53] thedeadlymoose Literally the only reason I haven't permanently banned you is that you seem genuinely reluctant to hurry up and ban evade
[17:54] thedeadlymoose And you're entertaining.
[17:54] DrHolzmann (I already did)
[17:54] thedeadlymoose if you're the poop troll, congrats, you ascended a stair
[17:55] DrHolzmann okay, fine. I'm reluctant to ban evade because I've run out of mobile IPS to connect from. The one desktop connection I have online right now is my last one and is static.
[17:56] DrHolzmann So, I'll just be using that one, as I am right now.
[17:56] thedeadlymoose So you're saying you /are/ the poop troll?
[17:56] thedeadlymoose I thought you said you weren't.
[17:57] DrHolzmann well, I thought it was obvious as soon as I reused the toilet paper joke
[17:57] thedeadlymoose Of course it was obvious. But that wasn't the story you were using, was it?
[17:58] DrHolzmann You really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
[17:58] thedeadlymoose Gosh. I know, right?
[17:58] thedeadlymoose An absurd suggestion.
[17:58] DrHolzmann I got a kick out of seeing how long I could fake being someone else and get off another poop joke
[17:59] thedeadlymoose We know, broheim. We know.
[17:59] DrHolzmann "oh hey hi new person OH WAIT YOU'RE THE POOP TROLL BAN HIM"
[17:59] thedeadlymoose The only person you actually freaked out was poor lurkd.
[17:59] thedeadlymoose Which you should feel bad for.
[17:59] thedeadlymoose Since lurkd was only trying to help us. He's not an op!
[17:59] DrHolzmann It's fun to watch people react like that. Challenging world viewpoints and all. It's the Malkavian way.
[17:59] thedeadlymoose The rest was just you being a jerk.
[18:00] thedeadlymoose That's not challenging world viewpoints. It was just a game of "haha, let's see how long they can last before making a poop joke"
[18:00] DrHolzmann well i can't really help it if people take things too seriously.
[18:00] thedeadlymoose Look.
[18:00] thedeadlymoose Here's a trolling ProTip.
[18:00] thedeadlymoose http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-231051/consuelo
[18:00] thedeadlymoose This guy.
[18:00] thedeadlymoose That is high-quality trolling.
[18:01] thedeadlymoose Your shit is, well, shit. Boring. Dull. We've seen it before a thousand times.
[18:01] thedeadlymoose Everyone on the internet long enough has, right down to 'social experiment' or 'challenging viewpoints'
[18:01] thedeadlymoose Cliche.
[18:01] thedeadlymoose And therefore irritating.
[18:02] thedeadlymoose I mean, we still banned that guy, but that doesn't make him not incredibly entertaining.
[18:02] DrHolzmann The Malkavian philosophy of pranking is designed to make people stop taking the world seriously. It doesn't have to be entertaining or genuinely funny at the start. It just has to get a reaction out of people, and therefore make them think in new ways.
[18:02] thedeadlymoose Oh gods, you're going to explain it to me because you think I don't know
[18:02] thedeadlymoose lmao
[18:02] thedeadlymoose Okay, I guess keep going! :D
[18:03] DrHolzmann but you obviously don't, you legitimately believe I'm just some dumb troll who doesn't know what he's talking about
[18:03] thedeadlymoose No, I think you're some dumb troll who /does/ know what he's talking about, but doesn't realize how hilarious and cliche it is.
[18:03] thedeadlymoose Just to be clear.
[18:05] [ERROR] Connection to irc:irc.synirc.net/ (irc:irc.synirc.net/) reset. [Help]
[18:06] DrHolzmann Great coping mechanism. You used it when you accused me of being the "poop troll". He's a TROLL, right? This automatically invalidates everything he says as "trolling".
[18:06] thedeadlymoose Apologies, I disconnected.
[18:06] thedeadlymoose [18:03] DrHolzmann but you obviously don't, you legitimately believe I'm just some dumb troll who doesn't know what he's talking about
[18:06] thedeadlymoose [18:03] thedeadlymoose No, I think you're some dumb troll who /does/ know what he's talking about, but doesn't realize how hilarious and cliche it is.
[18:06] thedeadlymoose [18:03] thedeadlymoose Just to be clear.
[18:06] thedeadlymoose Last of what I got.
[18:07] thedeadlymoose I think you have your cause and effect mixed up, though.
[18:07] DrHolzmann It's really convenient to label things as "cliche" or "boring", right? Assign a negative word to something, and it stops becoming relevant. That guy's just a troll! He's just a hater!
[18:07] thedeadlymoose Ah, thank you.
[18:07] thedeadlymoose But: I mean, you literally did troll, by your own admission.
[18:07] DrHolzmann Categorize things into nonsense and rubbish, and forget about them easier.
[18:08] thedeadlymoose And nothing you've said has been either valid or correct.
[18:08] DrHolzmann Great coping mechanism. You used it when you accused me of being the "poop troll". He's a TROLL, right? This automatically invalidates everything he says as "trolling".
[18:08] thedeadlymoose Nah, I got that last bit, but thank you anyway.
[18:08] DrHolzmann But it gets people talking, and it spreads ideas. It makes people think.
[18:09] DrHolzmann Even if it's really just bad poop jokes.
[18:09] thedeadlymoose No it doesn't. You're really flattering yourself there. It's really, truly desperate.
[18:09] thedeadlymoose is it that important for you to see yourself as a misunderstood genius?
[18:09] DrHolzmann No, no, no.
[18:10] thedeadlymoose And you realize this community is made of people who are really mean to people desperate to see themselves as misunderstood geniuses?
[18:10] DrHolzmann I'm not a misunderstood genius, I'm a misunderstood idiot.
[18:10] thedeadlymoose I mean, I've been here four years. I can tell you from experience that people like you don't survive.
[18:10] thedeadlymoose All they can really do is troll.
[18:10] thedeadlymoose They're not capable of anything else.
[18:10] DrHolzmann Nobody's a genius. Idiots think they are wise, but the wise know they are idiots.
[18:10] thedeadlymoose Hahahaha :D
[18:10] thedeadlymoose Anyway, are you trying to tell me you're different?
[18:11] thedeadlymoose How do you think you'll survive under your Secret Desktop Name?
[18:11] thedeadlymoose How do you think you'll avoid getting banned?
[18:12] DrHolzmann Well, that's easy. I'm doing it right now.
[18:12] thedeadlymoose Will you stay quiet forever, in an endless silent purgatory?
[18:12] thedeadlymoose Never to speak too many words to another chat member, for fear of the hammer coming down…
[18:13] DrHolzmann If you're looking for answers, I can tell you that I don't have any.
[18:13] thedeadlymoose Oh, no, I'm not looking for answers.
[18:14] thedeadlymoose I know them already. Those are rhetorical questions.
[18:14] DrHolzmann But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
[18:14] thedeadlymoose Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah :D
[18:14] thedeadlymoose Omg are you going to finish the pasta? Please finish the pasta
[18:14] thedeadlymoose I mean, you did omit a line
[18:14] thedeadlymoose But I'll go with it
[18:15] DrHolzmann If you unban me now, that'll be the end of it. I will not ban evade, I will not troll you.
[18:15] thedeadlymoose Niiice, paraphrasing the quote too
[18:15] thedeadlymoose There's a little more to go, though
[18:15] thedeadlymoose Make it happen
[18:15] thedeadlymoose You need the finishing threat
[18:16] DrHolzmann nah
[18:16] DrHolzmann I got bored of it already
[18:16] thedeadlymoose Shame.
[18:19] DrHolzmann I'm also really bored of pretending that I had any other goal or ulterior motive than just fucking with people, so I'll be going now
[18:19] thedeadlymoose Fare thee well, friend.

Rejoined again as <an asston of names, logs coming>

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Re: Gaijin4koma -- IPs Post

thedeadlymoose 14 Jan 2015 02:59

Someone requested a list of the hostmasks, so:

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synIRC-56E9937.swo.res.rr.com
360BF2:E49DAE9A:A6C525BB:IP
786F4B9C:A00E4D2E:C3462BDE:IP
25A297C9:EB46C165:75E6A32D:IP
6054072C:7FE59CCA:F799E111:IP
590ACEC6:D68D49C3:F0098BB5:IP
61E8DF24:274AD52C:FA5D6AA:IP
A238B186:90045016:5B292E9D:IP
73CC798F:EF44B6FF:216A85F5:IP
21D08D4F:54C36AC:6D279443:IP
F9A079BE:9EF89E17:4B2CA5A7:IP
11C02B59:4D992507:FF6EBA23:IP
3C2A099C:767E7AA4:BBAD2900:IP
C18EAE2D:7D039420:D2C37F03:IP
1CFF0EBE:61C54A20:8F60C9E0:IP
52AEC25D:5A93117F:3DD87866:IP
42437895:CD057A0B:A261C365:IP
1472E0A8:4A0A82B0:9E3F836:IP
95DA3C46:BF037816:1CBCD5F7:IP
E1543DDF:C6F51DB:95CEBB2E:IP
997F333:3B14BBB:D5868E71:IP
A9DC9238:E29DF927:14C09829:IP
41B782DA:D50D12D3:6DC7B770:IP
B20E1B93:DC103A00:4DF5A6C0:IP
262F1AF8:C5A67D4E:807EA66F:IP
146D4566:50C74C0D:DEEF4ED:IP
79E77542:B79FD402:2F894484:IP
761BC5CC:4048C331:A5D54806:IP

Known registered nicks:

Dr_Bronner DrHolzmann moistnugget pennymachine Porkswing

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[19:31] =-= Mode #site19 +b *!*@*:*:*:IP by jon-mac

Unfortunately, this will affect other users. We'll add exceptions for them and see what happens going forward.

Last edited on 14 Jan 2015 03:57 by thedeadlymoose Show more