So, dude named Gaijin4koma kept spamming chat with terrible ideas, many of which were poop-based, because we got a funnyman here. I warn him twice to slow down/stop with the poop stuff, he defies that twice, then I also kick him twice, before I ban him. Then he evades, rebanned. And evades again! a whole bunch.
<Gaijin4koma> okay so like, there's a sentient tumblr blog
<BlackWing> Gaijin4koma: Not really. Try again in one week
<Live2Die> rime what's wrong with porn
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<tahunu> Gaijin4koma: Question, repeated
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<tahunu> Why are you not working on the thing that someone told you could work
<xxkapamikey222xx> Kick?
<Gaijin4koma> i'm just entertaining ideas
<ProcyonLotor> What you're doing
<ProcyonLotor> Is spamming chat
<Randomini> they aren't entertaining ideas though
<ProcyonLotor> If you continue to do it, you will be removed.
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<Gaijin4koma> How about there's a toilet that actually puts poop into you
<ProcyonLotor> You've already been warned once, this is your final warning.
<tahunu> :|
<Blarghalt> Zak_Marcus: you need something?
<katsauce> :/
<xxkapamikey222xx> I have an idea for an scp
<Randomini> Gaijin4koma: I kid you not, that's been done in a novel I've read
<Rime> Live2Die: Nothing particularly wrong with it, but all the kinks of humanity combined into one mind would surely be something to see
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<Randomini> goddamn Paul Jennings
<Zak_Marcus> Blarghalt: 2770 is at +43 in just 3 days. Just wanted to say congrats and that's awesome
<Gaijin4koma> Or how about toilet paper except when you wipe with it, more poop appears
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<katsauce> .sea 2770
<Alexandra> katsauce: The Lure(SCP-2770, Rating:43) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2770
<Cyclopian> scp-2770
<Alexandra> Cyclopian: SCP-2770 (The Lure, Written by Blarghalt, Rating:+43) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-2770
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<Blarghalt> not too shabby for my first thing
<TwistedGears> Better than "My channel my rules," I guess
<Litany> Can I throw out a serious idea for some feedback?
<Blarghalt> to be fair though I had to overhaul it twice
<Cyclopian> Yeah, great job. And I thought my first SCP did well.
<TwistedGears> Litany: Fire away
<Zak_Marcus> is it really your first? damn, thats awesome
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<Zak_Marcus> seriously, that last line in the interview
<Zak_Marcus> perfection
<Live2Die> Rime fair enough
<Litany> So I have hemophilia and I've spent a lot of time working in areas of the world where access to hemophilia medicine isn't so great
<Litany> and the things that happen to a body that bleeds too much are actually pretty scary and freaky in their own right
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<Cyclopian> .g hemophilia
<Alexandra> Cyclopian: http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hemophilia/basics/definition/con-20029824 — Hemophilia Definition - Diseases and Conditions - Mayo Clinic: "Hemophilia is a rare disorder in which your blood doesn't clot normally because it lacks sufficient blood-clotting proteins (clotting factors). If you have hemophilia,…"
<Live2Die> that really sucks
<ProcyonLotor> Gaijin4koma: Stop with the bad idea spam, or you will be banned. Do you understand me?
<Gaijin4koma> ProcyonLotor: Okay, but I got one more idea, and I swear it's actually a good one, just hear me out
<ProcyonLotor> You can say it in fifteen minutes.
<Gaijin4koma> So there's a toilet that's actually a wormhole to another city, and when you poop in it
<Gaijin4koma> the poop lands on people's heads
<Randomini> Litany: the problem with doing something that's based on personal knowledge is communicating that weirdness to others
<Litany> I wanna capture that real-life sort of tramua in a tasteful way
<Dr_Leonard> -_-
<Blarghalt> :i
<Litany> yeah I know
<Litany> I can convey it
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<Randomini> Litany: I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm 100% thinking you can put a good spin on it
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<Litany> the fear is that I don't want to use the very real suffering of some of the people I've met doing this work for cheap entertainment if that makes sense
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<Gaijin4koma> Okay, I'll stop
<Gaijin4koma> fine
<Litany> like don't get me wrong, I have the disease too
<Litany> but with first-world access to medication it's not nearly as bad
<Randomini> but you do need to have something besides "weird twingeworthy blood stuff"
<Randomini> it is definitely a good starting point
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<Gaijin4koma> Okay so anyway, I have a really serious and honest idea this time, and please don't ban me for it because I legitimately think it could be a good idea
<Randomini> but by itself it's just "blood's scary when it doesn't do what it's supposed to"
<ProcyonLotor> Gaijin4koma: If it has anything to do with poop, or whatever infantile shit you're trying to pull, I'm banning first and asking questions later.
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<Litany> the idea I had for moving away from that was that the condition itself can somehow be transferred from person to person
<Paroxysm> Eve.
<Gaijin4koma> There's a guy digitally uploaded into a computer program and is trapped in there. He needs to poop, but there's no code written for pooping, so he is forever constipated and REALLY HAS TO GO POOP
<Gaijin4koma> I mean
<Gaijin4koma> no wait
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<Live2Die> hi Paroxysm
<TwistedGears> Paroxysm~
<Paroxysm> tfw first thing I read is really has to go poop.
<Paroxysm> …
<Paroxysm> I love you guys.
<Live2Die> lol
<Litany> which came from a moment as a kid where I wished that someone else had the condition
<Randomini> shhhhh don't worry he's banned now
<Paroxysm> Especially Tg.
<Cyclopian> Someone mentioned something about a blood SCP?
<Paroxysm> Cus TG is bae.
<tahunu> Paroxysm: more like poopoxysm amirite :V
<Dr_Leonard> hi Paroxysm! :D
<TwistedGears> <3
<Paroxysm> Superbae.
<Litany> and then got freaked out about how terrible it would actually be if someone else just got it and died without knowing how to handle it
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<Paroxysm> tahunu: stahp being kansur
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<Zak_Marcus> Litany: The only stuff I know about it comes from crappy medical dramas (like the kid from Royal Pains), how difficult is it to live with in the real world?
<Dr_Leonard> Tahunu more like tapoonu amirite 3
<tahunu> Paroxysm: no ur faic
<Randomini> Litany: the most boring thing you can do with an idea is combining it with a contagious agent
<TheeDarkAges> Bully!!
<tahunu> Dr_Leonard: I'll take that as a compliment!
<Litany> so the idea is something sorta dark about how people were treating this weird item that produces such a terrible effect as a game of hot potato
<Litany> ok I respect that
<Paroxysm> tahunu: u basturd take thut bak u thot
<Dr_Leonard> Tahunu oh
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<Randomini> Litany: Seriously, any idea can be made to work if you add "Virus" or "Illness" to it
<Randomini> for example
<Randomini> Full Cream Fat Team Virus
<tahunu> Randomini: Idea; the ILLNESS VIRUS
<katsauce> Blarghalt: the water table. holy shit
<Litany> lol
<Randomini> (I am still pushing Full Cream Fat Team)
<Litany> yeah therein lies the problem
<tahunu> Paroxysm: no
<xxkapamikey222xx> Idea; The Jester
<tahunu> ur faic is 2 dum 4 me 2 take back, Paroxysm
<Live2Die> xxkapamikey222xx yeah no
<Zak_Marcus> <katsauce> Blarghalt: the water table. holy shit: That secured my up vote instantly
<Randomini> xxkapamikey222xx: we had one called that, it got deleted
<Paroxysm> tahunu: im gunna waffel ur faic in, tahun
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<Litany> the condition itself is pretty horrifying, and I could write something that gets hard upvotes just on the joint damage and bleeding that I've seen in the real world
<Cyclopian> randomini: Idea: A virus that, when it infects humanoid SCPs, makes them contagious.
<Randomini> quite famously actually
<Blarghalt> glad you liked it
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<Litany> but I don't wanna do that
<Cyclopian> Your forgot about the water table, you fucking idiot.
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<Randomini> Cyclopian: plz no
<Cooloxysm> u wan go lame-unu
<xxkapamikey222xx> well, I can just make one thats iffrent
<Cooloxysm> U WAN GO
<xxkapamikey222xx> no wait…
<Litany> it's exploiting the actual people with the disease, I need to amp it up somehow
<Osaka2> cyclopian: I had an idea like that actually
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<xxkapamikey222xx> No I ment the Prankster
<TwistedGears> You know I misread what you said, Cyclopian
<Litany> and I figured I'd turn to people who are old hands for some advice
<Cooloxysm> fuk.
<TwistedGears> And thought you said it was a virus that made humanity contagious
<Randomini> Litany: Come up with something else to combine the idea with
<Osaka2> Okay so there's this virus that makes people poop infinitely
<xxkapamikey222xx> not the Joker
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<Paroxysm> Osaka2: no
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<xxkapamikey222xx> How about…
<Litany> thank you for driving me away from the contagious thing, I gtg
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<BlackWing> http://www.slate.com/blogs/business_insider/2015/01/13/ship_your_enemies_glitter.html
<xxkapamikey222xx> A living bronze statue of a lion holding a ball
<Randomini> tahunu: seriously though, link
<snoopdoge> Hi, folks. I might have an idea for a skip, I could use some criticism
<tahunu> Randomini: There's really not much to it outside of that
<snoopdoge> anyone up for it?
<katsauce> no
<Cyclopian> snoopdoge: go ahead
<xxkapamikey222xx> WAIT!
<TheeDarkAges> snoopdoge, are you Gaijin?
<tahunu> Randomini: http://www.jaydenandcrusader.com/comics/2009-05-04-Space-Opera-6.png http://www.jaydenandcrusader.com/comics/2009-05-11-Space-Opera-7.png
<Live2Die> snoopdoge shoot
<katsauce> it's gonna be crappy
<Cyclopian> katsauce: was that a pun?
<katsauce> yes
<xxkapamikey222xx> how about we use REAL objects
<Randomini> snoopdoge: I'm ready to give you full attention unless you mention toilets, butts, or derived nouns of either
<katsauce> because i'm 99.99% sure who it is :P
<Live2Die> just because someone new comes in doesn't mean they are a banned member
<ProcyonLotor> how about you let him speak.
<ProcyonLotor> please.
<ProcyonLotor> thank you.
<Cyclopian> snoopdoge: There was a guy spamming who made a whole bunch of SCP "ideas" based on toilets.
<Cyclopian> Yeah, snoopdoge, go ahead.
<snoopdoge> Okay, so there's a sentient poop that convinces people to eat it. When they eat it, they poop out two poops that replicate the original poops effect.
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<Cyclopian> nope
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<tahunu> This from the writer of SCP-BUTT-J?
<xxkapamikey222xx> 18
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<kromero91> hey guys
<katsauce> hi
<Randomini> tahunu it wasn't called that
<Live2Die> hello kromero91
<tahunu> Randomini: !SCP-BUTT-J
<TheeDarkAges> Hello kromeo.
<Alexandra> tahunu: SCP-2001-J (Rating:+54, Written by Randomini) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-butt-j
<Randomini> QED
<Eskobear> kromero91, quick question: can we get your age, please?
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<TwistedGears> .def Pomelo
<Alexandra> TwistedGears: pomelo: noun: 1. A large yellow citrus fruit native to southeastern Asia and Malaysia. It has a sweet flesh and is about 25 centimeters in diameter. 2. A tree which produces pomelos, Citrus maxima.. synonyms: chinese grapefruit, jabong, shaddock, forbidden fruit
<Cyclopian> kromero91: Hey
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<Cyclopian> .au kromero91
<Alexandra> Cyclopian: Author not found.
<kromero91> eskobar: 22 why
<Eskobear> Just checking. We've been having a really stupid spammer coming in here lately.
<Cyclopian> .au eskobar
<Alexandra> Cyclopian: http://scp-wiki.net/mr-eskobar - Eskobar has written 28 SCPs and 34 tales. They have 4752 net upvotes with an average rating of 76. Their most recent article is ∆K=([ϑK/ ϑx], [ ϑK/ ϑy], [ ϑK/ ϑz]) Or: Episiotometrics(Rating:39)
<kromero91> oh, okay
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<kromero91> anyway I'm pretty new to writing scp
<Randomini> oh man do you have any ideas yet
<Randomini> we'd be super keen to hear 'em
<kromero91> a couple
<Randomini> and help in any way possible
<kromero91> okay well
<Live2Die> can you share one?
<Randomini> that is the purpose of site19, here
<kromero91> my first idea
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<xxkapamikey222xx> DING
<xxkapamikey222xx> Any one for the Prankster
<xxkapamikey222xx> huh?
<kromero91> is a ghost that poops, but the poop is actually ghost poop instead of real poop
<xxkapamikey222xx> Anyone?
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I'm just cutting off there for now if he comes back. Perma with op consult.
e: Only added the original IP and nick to Alex, too many others. Anybody else who wants to can.