In addition to the hilariously creative name, semor buts recently posted a low-effort troll article.
Item #:scp-4232
object class: The best keter
Special Containment Procedures:scp-4232 is to be left alone unless it requests something,during which it is to be referred to as king cool master of all and request are to be granted Immediately any instances of scp-4232 are to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell. scp-4232 Instances are to be given a laptop or computer device, and must have full Wireless Internet access. scheduled maintenance of laptops,or computers must be conducted once a month,and spare laptops, or computers are to be on site.
Foundation Bot: "tr011 hunt3r", is to monitor social media sites,blog sites, and and any fan run wiki for any sign of scp-4232 Instances.Mobile task force:"Fatty slayers",are to be dispatched to any supposed scp-4232 dwelling. Class C amnestics are to be administered to any subjects living with, or have had contact with an scp-4232 Instance.
Description scp-4232 is the most handsome and lovable creature in existence Instances of scp-4232 resemble morbidly Obese human beings.while most scp-4232 Instances appear to be male, there are a few female Instances(hard to tell cause they both have large breast, and never get of their butts when they have a computer).
scp-4232 Instances are commonly unlikable often described as being to annoying,overbearing,stuck up,or uninterested.scp-4232 Instances frequently visit social media,blog,and fan run wiki sites;their activity on these sites are always negative such as leaving hurtful or rude comments,disliking a post without even reading it, or sexually harassing people on the site.scp-4232 Instances also seem to explore to new sites to behave negatively on, this has lead to several occasions where scp-4232 Instances were able to edit this document.
If an scp-4232 Instance Is not on a working computer device, then that Instance will go into a "rage state" , while in a "rage state" an scp-4232 Instance will begin to rip through any material in front of it,and actively seek out, and kill any living humans,until it find a new computer device.Their are currently 230 Instances of scp-4232 in containment.
While it is known that scp-4232 Instances come from completely normal human,The method of humans becoming a scp-4232 Instance is unknown.(be it disease,ritual,or other)
Interview log: Dr.█████████ interviewing an scp-4232 Instance. <begin Log>
Dr.█████████:hello scp-4232 I've got some question I'd like to ask you.
Scp-4232:who? my name is ██████.
Dr.█████████:I will be referring to you as scp-4232.
Scp-4232:well don't my name is ██████.
Dr.█████████:(sighs)okay ██████ can you look away from the computer for a few minute, so we can do these question?
Scp-4232:uh no… just ask the damn questions.
Dr.█████████:(sighs) fine, where do you come from?
Scp-4232:what do you mean "where do I come from" Same place as you Idiot from my mom's ██████!
Dr.█████████:wait you mean you weren't always like this?
Scp-4232:you mean awesome, ya I used to be a little loser like you.
Dr.█████████:what made you turn out like this?
Scp-4232:what do you mean?
Dr.█████████:what made you turn out the way you are now?
Scp-4232:oh you mean a troll I wanted to be one cause I thought it was funny, so I just started being one.
Dr.█████████:can you elaborate?
Scp-4232:NO I can't, now leave me alone.
Dr.█████████:(sighs)
<End Log>
(All other scp-4232 Instance interviews went more or less the same)
Incident reports
Addendum-4232 A: All Incident reports have been deleted, or edited beyond salvageable use,by scp-4232 Instances. cause of this, the Incident report is written differently instead of log of specific Incidents, we have a table of the top 3 scp-4232 Instances in number of casualties.(labeled by their desired name,the M is males, the F is females, and the T is total).
jeff | carl | Betty |
---|---|---|
53 M | 39 M | 59 M |
26 F | 57 F | 62 F |
79 T | 96 T | 121 T |
Not disc so I'm going to leave determining what to do to those who are
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